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Apr 30 2007 - kicked in the pussy.. hurt??? yeah it does hurt more than like getting kicke din the leg or stomach or somethi...
Apr 30 2007 - I felt sad, and I don't know why i really dont know how to express myself, but ill try: maybe the physical act of...
Apr 30 2007 - Girl in my Bedroom with no underwear lol. mad funny. if she was just jerking off then there's no reason to tell anyon...
Apr 30 2007 - sister asked me to... sorry i meant *shouldnt do anything
Apr 30 2007 - sister asked me to... i hope this is a fakepost...if its not then yeha ofcourse ur confused. u probabl...
Apr 30 2007 - Sucking Myself? i dont think its a turnoff. its no different than jerking off
Apr 30 2007 - Sucking Myself? hes not gay. i didnt know guys could do that but i guess ur flexible. ur lucky
Apr 30 2007 - would a girl want to give a guy head at 13 i know that at 14 i was really interested in sex but not ready to actually act o...
Apr 30 2007 - cum inside me you really shouldnt let him do that. dont worry, there's probably nothing wrong ...
Apr 30 2007 - Kicking friends in the vagina lol, wtf?
Apr 30 2007 - i think im a pedophile yeah, its pretty fucking mean. and yeah its funny, but you could really embarras...
Apr 30 2007 - lump or growth or something idk, maybe its a boil? i doubt its cancer, lol. maybe see a dr if its not going ...
Dec 29 2006 - kinda hard to explain idk, i kidn of understand what u mean, but at the same time, i really regret tha...
Dec 19 2006 - weird noises wtf...so do i!
Dec 19 2006 - How to come out to parents. yeah, i agree that u really dont have to tell them shit. Its no ones business. I...
Dec 19 2006 - When I laugh I poop my pants haha, u fucking deserve it. thats funny as fuck
Dec 19 2006 - running poop its ok, u shouldnt be embarassed. fuck any1 who tries to make fun of that shit. ...
Dec 19 2006 - Anal sex with my cousin i think a lot of women like it up the ass
Dec 19 2006 - Less semen than before yeah, u probably came a lot that first time bc you had so much of that shit buil...
Dec 19 2006 - I made out with my best friend i think its normal to be attracted to someoneof the opposite sex. I think every1...
Dec 19 2006 - I found a paradox in the world i think this persons post was funny...atleast he/she thinks about shit
Dec 18 2006 - sh*tty haha, maybe squeeze your ass muscles in the middle of each "log" so yo...
Dec 18 2006 - How do i let him down gently? just tell him directly that you dont want to be in a romantic reltionship w him....
Dec 18 2006 - my but itches hemorhoids? (sp?)
Dec 18 2006 - sex yeah, use so lube and have him be gentle the first time. And don't worry...it re...
Dec 18 2006 - missing something dont listen to JP...yeah weed can do that to you...make you not care about shit....
Dec 18 2006 - I hate my appearance you probably dont look that bad...i think you are probably being hard on yoursel...
Dec 18 2006 - He played me naw, dont sink to his level. Just forget abt the asshole.
Dec 18 2006 - Creampie Eating i dont get why u would like that shit, but whatever...if it makes u and her happ...
Dec 17 2006 - Stressin man, nothing is worth getting stressed out abt unless it like a child who is suf...
Dec 17 2006 - Balwz fuck school
Dec 17 2006 - David Gee that probably why he doesnt have friends...
Dec 17 2006 - Can't stop staring at retards i think its fucked up to make fun of any1...retards are better than a lot of us....
Dec 17 2006 - Twin telepathy i dont really believe in that shit...i think its a coincidence.
Dec 17 2006 - me being an idiot if in fact the "victim" is bullshitting, then you are definatly not to...
Dec 17 2006 - PEN0R whatever, who cares how big ur dick is...it really doesnt matter. dont be ashame...
Dec 17 2006 - Trouble getting girls part 2 My husband cheated on me a couple yrs ago and i ahve also been very insecure in ...
Dec 17 2006 - Deep sh*t. yo, im sorry...i am really pessimistic and i dont think i helped. The truth is i...
Dec 17 2006 - Deep sh*t. yeah, i totally understand how u feel. I think the problem is that all of us are...
Dec 15 2006 - Ethnic Cleansing btw...i think ethnic cleansing should start w white ppl bc they exploit perfectl...
Dec 15 2006 - Ethnic Cleansing galeni, every religion has ppl that use it to their benefit. And use god to legi...
Dec 15 2006 - i feel sick normal
Dec 15 2006 - I want sleep with anyone besides my Husband things have obviously worked out well for you
Dec 15 2006 - Toothbrush Sex hmmm yeah ive been having the same problem w the monthly bleeding...wtf?
Dec 15 2006 - I'd REALLY love to blow Kelsey Grammer wtf, did you change ur name from cab69 to cab70??? or r u someone else?
Dec 15 2006 - I'd REALLY love to blow Kelsey Grammer kelsey grammars fucking nasty
Dec 15 2006 - parents still f**k actually im a girl...lol, ur such an asshole wtf. yeah i dont really have friend...
Dec 01 2006 - We hardly ever snog idk i personally dontlike having tongues shoved down my throat right away...so t...
Dec 01 2006 - wanna smoke actually, beccas right...weed does make u pretty stupid.
Dec 01 2006 - Break Up with Girlfriend because she's Racist? yeah, i wouldnt want my kids poisened by that racist shit but u'll find its real...
Nov 29 2006 - dirty amiga wtf? no one asked for fresh prince lyrics...i think its normal to fantasize
Nov 29 2006 - boyfriend problems yeah
Nov 29 2006 - Am I pretty? um, i think it all depends on ppls confidence. ppl w no confidence will always t...
Nov 28 2006 - Popping Pimples is it really normal to pop a dudes pimples? bc when guys have asked me to ive al...
Nov 28 2006 - need to know what he is thinking um, you can do a lot better than him...im not saying that if u really like a guy...
Nov 28 2006 - im 15 and i think u just gotta hint somehow that ud want to do that...and see how they rea...
Nov 28 2006 - role-playing with friends yeah, my friend an i used to do this when we were 12...maybe it was w you...idk ...
Nov 28 2006 - Sexy Back hahhaaha, so u dont like sharing sexy back w ur friends...u like 2 b alone, that...
Nov 28 2006 - Hurting sounds like its over...whatever, women come and go, everyone is the same so dont...
Nov 28 2006 - how many friends outside of work are normal? there's no such thing as friends...ppl are really fucked up
Nov 28 2006 - Strange faces wtf??
Nov 28 2006 - Livejournal oh no, ppl have missed out on 2 1/2 days of ur life
Nov 28 2006 - Animal Rights - Animal Cruelty i think its normal, i hate controlling men but for some reason being dominated a...
Nov 28 2006 - Chat no not normal at all...there's no such thing as love
Nov 28 2006 - I Like to Wear Diapers its called being an infantilist...from the word "infantile". Learn how...
Nov 28 2006 - Sleeping Forever. chronic fatigue syndrome? idk
Nov 28 2006 - I Hate Chain Letters i used to like the chain letters where u get a bunch of postcards at the end...d...
Nov 27 2006 - thinking slows my walking haha, yeah i guess its normal
Nov 27 2006 - Imagination has an imagination of it�s own. hahaha, that sucks...u cant even live ur dreams in ur imagination...so if u imag...
Nov 27 2006 - pedophile killer i agree, anyone that would hurt innocent children has robbed them of a normal ha...
Nov 27 2006 - Jewish people thats fucked up...i hate isreal but hating jews is crossing the line
Nov 27 2006 - wanna smoke its not a big deal if u try it...it doesnt make u a bad person. If uve ever dran...
Nov 27 2006 - silk skirts boost my sexual excitement no one gives a fuck if you bitches wear silk
Nov 27 2006 - Ritalin yeah, ive taken aderall ( idk how 2 spell it) and it really really helped me con...
Nov 27 2006 - My coochie is weird! black dudes do they just act lke they dont, i dont think it would make a differe...
Nov 27 2006 - Women do so many things that I disapprove of i guess its normal...but only if it repulses you when men do the same shit. like...
Nov 27 2006 - There is no god. i guess its normal bc religion tends to make a big mess of the world bc everyone...
Nov 27 2006 - I Like other colors yeah, im egyptian and i never considered dating white dudes either bc i always f...
Nov 27 2006 - Suicide for nothing? no, i dont think anyone would commit suicide over a relationship...there are usu...
Nov 23 2006 - Why do white girls go out with black boys? why? you ARE racist...u probably just notice it more when girls go for black guys but...
Nov 21 2006 - can you love more than 1 there's no such thing as love. Its just some bullshit we made up to pacify ourse...
Nov 21 2006 - should i loose it casually no, dont lose it casually. I wish i had sved myself for someone worth it. Make i...
Nov 21 2006 - Labia minora mine changed after my 2nd baby...but who gives a fuck
Nov 21 2006 - Smokers i smoke too but im not proud of that shit. It definately goes against everything...
Nov 21 2006 - depressing thats what every1 tells me...that work life is very depressing and monotonous. I...
Nov 21 2006 - trouble it happened to this one guy i was with the first time we had sex. I guess he was...
Nov 21 2006 - Coffee Addiction why the fuck would a 3 yrold drink coffee
Nov 21 2006 - what is normal fuck social norms
Nov 21 2006 - Overly sensitive ur being too sensitive...really who gives a fuck what ppl think abt women.
Nov 21 2006 - Is it real? why dont you just be happy that she likes u as a friend...turning friendship int...
Nov 21 2006 - I put peanut butter on my nipples so my dock can lick it off thats fucked up bc pets arent made for our sexual pleasure. The purpose of their...
Nov 21 2006 - Men with Glasses hahah, this is a joke right...if its not, sorry i laughed. Its a cute fetish
Nov 21 2006 - my ex no i dont think so, its better to just move on. There's probably nothing special...
Nov 21 2006 - not ready but at the same time ready. he doesnt love u, hes only been w you 3 weeks. Dont do anything ur not ready for...
Nov 21 2006 - Wtf is wrong w ppl? i dont think hes seeing anyone but he has cheated on me...and im startin to get ...
Nov 21 2006 - Grow why the fuck so you want to be taller. ur height is perfectly fine. shallow mf
Nov 21 2006 - penis size hmmm, i dont agree. It might just be coincidental, but ive noticed in general th...
Nov 21 2006 - smoking pot yeah, but it should be legal...why the fuck is alcohol legal and weed not...alco...
Nov 21 2006 - Blowjobs take a break from the blowjobs, let your mouth heal. He can jerk off for a week....
Nov 21 2006 - I hate people im like this too but i wouldnt say its normal. Life is pretty pointless and I re...
Nov 18 2006 - IS it ok to have sex w a virgin? well, im technically married so we're not exactly 2gether but he always tells me...
Nov 18 2006 - i have worms wtf...hahahahha
Nov 18 2006 - does he care? mmm...........sounds like he doesnt give a fuck abt you so dont do anything stup...
Nov 18 2006 - plz let this be normal thats nevr happened to me.. idint know it happens to girls but it used to happen...
Nov 18 2006 - he has sex with me when im asleep its not rape
Nov 18 2006 - being horny over str8 anime porn i guess its just cuz u start thinking abt sex
Nov 18 2006 - Why do my testicles do that? sounds kind of weird but as long as you cum an the sperm are viable, they're doi...
Nov 18 2006 - If you gyrate your hips while you penetrate? yeah, the circular motion always felt god, but slow and w varying pressure...
Nov 18 2006 - I Got Mugged In Front Of My Girl dont worry abt it, i think guys seem to care about that shit more than we do. I ...
Nov 18 2006 - Im horrible no its sick, its normal to feel angry and devastated by the diagnosis, but it is...
Nov 16 2006 - confused yeah i think its totally normal...ive tasted everything out of curiousity except...
Nov 16 2006 - CULTURAL NUDITY AMONG THE FAMILY we're just animals...why the fuck do we wear clothes anyways
Nov 16 2006 - relationship w/ skinny boyfriend wow, roger...ur so sweet. i agree with you, the chick never said she has a probl...
Nov 16 2006 - is it normal for a dude to wear a thong? it doesnt make u gay.....its really not a big deal at all.but why the fuck are u...
Nov 12 2006 - horses me too
Nov 12 2006 - masterbating do whatever you want, who gives a fuck
Nov 12 2006 - Freaked out hey, you guys aare being assholes. if you'r gonna attack islam, you gotta includ...
Nov 12 2006 - cousin yeah, if you really want to fuck, go ahead. Fuck society its stupid. do whatever...
Nov 12 2006 - My wife wont give head! sorry, Imeant "as a married couple I think IT IS good to give sexual favors...
Nov 12 2006 - My wife wont give head! maybe she feels like its degrading or something and that as ur wife she doesnt w...
Nov 12 2006 - Wtf!??!?! you'll find someone...there's no hurry. i got married at 18 to a 20 yo and he en...
Nov 12 2006 - bus & granny yeah, it would annoy the fuck out of me but i guess its kind of flattering that ...
Nov 11 2006 - Long Story we all lie about stupid things, i think you are insecure bc maybe you feel the r...
Nov 11 2006 - SIZE normal especially if ur white
Nov 11 2006 - cum yeah just dont get it in her eyes, it make them really red and irritated
Nov 11 2006 - In the closet its normal as long as it isnt affecting your marriage
Nov 11 2006 - changing my mind we're all just animals and need to stop denying it brains and dicks are mutuall...
Nov 11 2006 - She likes him, but he likes me? (I hope) funny how "love" is so transient
Nov 11 2006 - too shy yeah you dont have to go out on an official date, you can just meet at the movie...
Nov 11 2006 - my girlfriend haha then leave the dude and go find some real pussy
Nov 10 2006 - I like asian guys ur racist but normal
Nov 10 2006 - Is it ur racist but normal
Nov 10 2006 - the new kid do u really think shit will last bwn you and the dude. ur probably mad young and...
Nov 10 2006 - anal warts if shit gets physical between you guys, then its definately your responsibility ...
Nov 10 2006 - Okay, I eat them.... thats fucked up, youll be all scared(sp?) up and shit.
Nov 10 2006 - Most Muslims are bad people hey religion in general is a bunch of bullshit but i know that islam can be a ve...
Nov 06 2006 - parents still f**k sorry, i meant.. you guys are so harsh. i guess i am a loser. haha, its funny i ...
Nov 06 2006 - parents still f**k wow, you guy
Nov 05 2006 - Vile Attitude Towards Women yeah women are stupid as fuck, but men are all assholes...i think its how we're ...
Nov 05 2006 - Fartass idk, i never smell the back of my pants, can the smell really seep through under...
Nov 05 2006 - he is the one for me? wait, didnt you say the dud made it clear he doesnt want to date you? then why t...
Nov 05 2006 - hairy butt you can wax if you dont want that shit to come out thicker but i know it never b...
Nov 05 2006 - Happy wow, that's so nice. I always wake up in not looking forward to another day in t...
Nov 05 2006 - Control Freak yeah, i dont think the 50/50 shit is very realistic. although it is definately t...
Nov 05 2006 - Turned on by machinery. haha, yeah its all good if a slicer turns you on
Nov 05 2006 - bullies yeah, i suggest you stand up for yourself and they really will leave you alone. ...
Nov 05 2006 - CAPS who gives a fuck, why the fuck would capitalization bother you? they're all a bu...
Nov 05 2006 - Wearing Underwear whatever u want, just wash your pants often
Nov 05 2006 - I'm a hitman... i think its fucked up, you should never fuck around with people's emotions
Nov 05 2006 - Just cant believe... u sound like his mom
Nov 03 2006 - Tofu steak ur such a dick...haha,i think what you did was funny though
Nov 03 2006 - Tofu steak idk, i dont see nothing wrong w eating meat bc we are just animals in the end bu...
Nov 03 2006 - CULTIC OR NOT u answered ur own questions. ur moms human, she's rebounding from her failed mar...
Nov 03 2006 - tissue or no tissue yeah man, i stayed in egypt for a couple yrs and toilets there all have fountain...
Nov 03 2006 - Does acne make me ugly? i got with a dude who as acne and it never ever was an issue. i dont think women...
Nov 03 2006 - Atheist who reads the Bible the bible's a good moral code...along with almost any religious text. even if yo...
Nov 03 2006 - size i think its normal, thats probably how big most guys ive been with have been..bu...
Nov 03 2006 - motocycle you can say whatever the fuck you want as long as you respect other people's opi...
Nov 03 2006 - Breathing Concentration no, i think istill breath through my nose...but i guess it doesnt matter as long...
Nov 03 2006 - Chewing meat PKU?
Nov 03 2006 - Experience thats fucked up
Nov 03 2006 - white men yeah, i used to not like white guys either...i thought they were all pussies. bu...
Nov 03 2006 - Me when i drunk that sucks...im 107 lbs so im drunk after 4, i get made fun of but atleast its c...
Nov 03 2006 - Solitary i like being alone and feel tempted to never go out but i think its healthier to...
Nov 03 2006 - touching yeah, but u say this shits only been going on for a few months? i dont think it ...
Oct 31 2006 - is this normal same 13 yo that wants to suck his dick?
Oct 31 2006 - I`m torn & need some advice yeah, we're all just animals in the end. fuck monogamy...its so unrealistic and ...
Oct 31 2006 - grab my balls just tell her, i like it when guys tell me what to do...i dont have balls or a d...
Oct 31 2006 - male breasts whatever, if u and ur partner are happy then who gives a fuck, its normal i gues...
Oct 31 2006 - aren't I getting too old for this? yeah its normal, its ok to fantasize, makes life more interesting
Oct 31 2006 - Dyslexia/dispasia and discrimination fuck social norms, fuck spelling. isn't the purpose of language to communicate e...
Oct 31 2006 - 44 living with parents if him and his parents dont mind the situation then wtf is your problem. I think...
Oct 31 2006 - Valentines... Pfft... i think love is just an illusion we use to pacify ourselves bc this world is so ...
Oct 31 2006 - big guys big men are attractive, small men are attractive. I think its just a matter of w...
Oct 31 2006 - Giving too much? yo, the bitch is using you. She can get loans or some kind of aid from the gover...
Oct 31 2006 - what's it like ok im really bad at describing shit, but let me try. its like you have an overwh...
Oct 31 2006 - nose hair problem haha, thats nasty
Oct 31 2006 - my friends don't like me maybe you just havent found the right friends. why is it so important to you to ...
Oct 27 2006 - clothes pins wow, i do that too...i think as long as it doesnt interfere w/ your life its ok....
Oct 27 2006 - no more sex? he sounds depressed or maybe he has some type of insecurity when it comes to sex
Oct 20 2006 - Finger bang your fucking sick
Oct 20 2006 - cars n' girls i never gave a fuck
Oct 20 2006 - gay or curious? u were mad young so I wouldnt attribute something u did when you were 12 to the ...
Oct 20 2006 - I scratch my butt and smell it. yo its kind of fucked up but i think its alright as long as you do it in private...
Oct 20 2006 - strangulation turns me on i actually took your advice, thank you. I was at his house today and he grabbed ...