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May 12 2007 -
Am i Straight?
sounds bi.
Mar 23 2007 -
am i god?
WhiteRaven (4613) Well you'll never get the prize or my worship with that at...
Mar 23 2007 -
cybering.. so wrong??
Oh, and, never give out any real information about yourself i.e. anything anyone...
Mar 12 2007 -
Rape turns me on
I once read a magazine article about female sexual fantasies, and it reccommende...
Mar 12 2007 -
Rape turns me on
The above happens here sometimes, ignore that.
Mar 10 2007 -
Rape turns me on
I dissagree with you about the "...or male." part. I'd love it :) R...
Mar 10 2007 -
how do i??
Just a thought; *either get a dildo or borrow your boyfreind's dick *Get some ...
Mar 10 2007 -
cybering.. so wrong??
Both, various, (never actually subscribed to porn sites though, but thought abou...
Feb 17 2007 -
handsex with my sister
Frouned upon, but understandable.
Feb 07 2007 -
I'm a f**king w****
Actually, some of that stuff sounds hot. Me; Succubae, Vampires, Cyborgs, Slave ...
Feb 07 2007 -
I'm a f**king w****
I don't agree with your fetish (some yes, some no) but I will defend to the deat...
Feb 04 2007 -
how do i??
What I'd like to know is, is there any such thing as a bad one? Well, I suppo...
Feb 04 2007 -
Was my dream blowjob a real one?
I've heard of this, it's known as "Sleep sex", basically a cross betwe...
Feb 04 2007 -
BLOW JOB
Why the hell not?
Feb 04 2007 -
Notorious Sleeping Habbits
You are not posessed. No such thing. I suspect it more your body has woken up...
Jan 30 2007 -
Was it my fault?
My Mum's a Catholic (but a not very devout one. She doesn't go to church and tol...
Jan 30 2007 -
Was it my fault?
She's a hypocrite, and WAY over-reacted. You can't barate people with philosophi...
Jan 30 2007 -
Not Christian, Has Morals?
If you don't like sex, what do you want a fiance for?
Jan 30 2007 -
I'm an atheist!
"Anyway, I am not religous at all. I am agnostic. Two very different things...
Jan 30 2007 -
I'm an atheist!
VilePlatitude (442) Don't you think you're overreacting just slightly to four...
Jan 30 2007 -
I'm an atheist!
"No, I just don't like others who feel the need to stomp all over other peo...
Jan 30 2007 -
I'm an atheist!
I think the first comment on this article overreacted just a tadd. C'meon, a...
Jan 30 2007 -
I'm an atheist!
Good for you:) You're not alone.
Jan 29 2007 -
I like asian guys
I'm male, I like all races of girls with nice asses. But Asians are cute.
Jan 29 2007 -
The High Horse
Possibility; A) You're a religious zealot B) you have no balls
Jan 29 2007 -
My brother once told me...
No, it is not a penis. See a doctor A) to see what it really is B) to have him a...
Jan 29 2007 -
OMG IM A CHIKIN JOKEH
That doesn't look like any language. it apears to be uneducated English. As f...
Jan 29 2007 -
Seeing myself
Meh, it's nothing.
Jan 29 2007 -
Stalking (Reverse Rape)
Good.
Jan 29 2007 -
I HATE THE MUFFIN MAN!!!
Uh, what? why? What is it that you hate? Why is it that you have a problom with ...
Jan 29 2007 -
whats rong with me
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with HIM?
Jan 29 2007 -
I'm really frightened
Attach ment to a "lucky" object is a fornm of enslavement. This is sel...
Jan 29 2007 -
Penis Puppet Show
Not a bad idea
Jan 29 2007 -
Men will sleep with ANY girl
Actually, I think YOUR problom is that you don't believe them when they give you...
Jan 29 2007 -
Men will sleep with ANY girl
Either we're shallow or we don't judge women by their looks. Which is it?
Jan 29 2007 -
Men will sleep with ANY girl
Oh no, that's not true at all. He wants to have sex with you because you've got ...
Jan 29 2007 -
I Hate Chain Letters
I think chain Letters originally started as a money scam to prey on people's sup...
Jan 29 2007 -
I Hate Chain Letters
I've found this same message on allot of youtube video comments; (If you're s...
Jan 28 2007 -
RANT ABOUT BANK PEN
They keep them on chains so that you can't use them to rob banks like on 3rd roc...
Jan 28 2007 -
Bum beads on one night stand
Wow. She's freaky :)
Jan 28 2007 -
she's hot
Freud himself had allot of probloms, and psychoanalized himself. Ironically, the...
Jan 28 2007 -
Do I masturbate for too long?
masturbation before bed is normal. Masturbating for a long period of time, or ov...
Jan 28 2007 -
Death From OJ
Uh, no. no, Otang Juice to my knowlege does not have that effect on people.
Jan 28 2007 -
fantasy
People have all sorts of fantasies, all sorts of dreams.
Jan 28 2007 -
Hidden Camera
No, not normal.
Jan 27 2007 -
you pass out you get pissed on
It's rude at best.
Jan 27 2007 -
Drunk & abused
Yeah, someone there was gay.
Jan 27 2007 -
My sis
Well, how do I put this? It is and it isn't unusual. All that sounds like ...
Jan 27 2007 -
wet dreams
None of that sounds ususual, except the part that you're not attracted to her wh...
Jan 27 2007 -
Sleep-fucking
It's not necrophelia. Bare in mind HE'S asleep too. It's more like a cross betwe...
Jan 27 2007 -
Sleep-fucking
It's not unheard of.
Jan 27 2007 -
WHY WAS I A PERVERTED CHILD?
You didn't know what you were doing back then, you didn't even have any actual s...
Jan 27 2007 -
Addicted to AoM
Personally I think the Blizzard games are superior.
Jan 27 2007 -
WHY WAS I A PERVERTED CHILD?
Hey, you were a little kid.
Jan 27 2007 -
Master Bate
sounds about right
Jan 27 2007 -
life god all that jazz
The meaning of life is 42. It's the QUESTION that doesn't make sense.
Jan 27 2007 -
help me
no
Jan 27 2007 -
best friend's cute ass
It's normal for guys to be attracted to girls who they're freinds with. You're a...
Jan 27 2007 -
Help! Is it normal to have a dog lick you?
It's probably just stimulation or something like that I don't know.
Jan 27 2007 -
UP THE BUTT
If she's up for it, do it.
Jan 27 2007 -
Putting my penis in my anus
To answer your question; no. But if your thing's that big you don't need to d...
Jan 27 2007 -
weird proposition
Eh... well... sounds worth it to me. Probably. maybe.
Jan 27 2007 -
cant masterbate with out porn
Does speed things up. But imagination also works.
Jan 27 2007 -
Big Problem (Part Two)
How do I say this the clean way... He likes to wank while thinking about you ...
Jan 27 2007 -
all praise the lord for he hath given us much fear
I sugest you read "Small Gods" by Terry Pratchette, one of the Discwor...
Jan 27 2007 -
religion
But technically he is probably not a Satan worshipper. At least, he doesn't wors...
Jan 26 2007 -
Crazy
Who doesn't wanna do that sometimes?
Jan 26 2007 -
Dakota Fanning Rape
Uh.... ... I don't know the answer to that question. There was a scene in ...
Jan 26 2007 -
i cant sleep unless
Makes you tired.
Jan 26 2007 -
Worryed i dont no what to do help me
No, TELL all those people.
Jan 26 2007 -
Billie Piper
She's sexy
Jan 26 2007 -
Apologetic rape
Um, that is criminal behaviour. I mean, CRIMINAL.
Jan 26 2007 -
i get horny
You sound Bi. But I'd at least clean it first.
Jan 26 2007 -
bare breasts
yeah
Jan 26 2007 -
Dad touches my anus
No. It is far from normal. Your father is a pedeophile and into scatology.
Jan 26 2007 -
religion
They're all assholes.
Jan 26 2007 -
Rituals
Eh, why the hell not? Normal? No. Notice the person never said WHICH relig...
Jan 26 2007 -
feel so alone
Puh-Lease! People are DYING BY THE MILLIONS because of god and the Bible.
Jan 26 2007 -
religion
If religion didn't exist, thousands of people who have died since 2001 would sti...
Jan 26 2007 -
Religion is rubbish, so are other things.
Yep
Jan 26 2007 -
all praise the lord for he hath given us much fear
You, my freind, are insane. You are hearing voices in your head. That is insanit...
Jan 26 2007 -
The Gospel According to Boss?
Talk to your union leader. Need more information to be sure, but depending on...
Jan 26 2007 -
jesus
Dextl (1762) I'm gonna have to disagree with you. Almost every cult leaser cl...
Jan 26 2007 -
jesus
You are not.
Jan 26 2007 -
no religion
roger49 (3711) How much research into biology or archeology have you actuall...
Jan 26 2007 -
The bible
In september 6BC a man named Jushuah was born in Bethlahem. His mother's husband...
Jan 26 2007 -
Daddys Little Girl
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
Jan 26 2007 -
Am i trashy?
Screw 'em all. Literally and figuratively :)
Jan 26 2007 -
i want anal
Shouldn't be too hard to find someone willing to give it to you.
Jan 26 2007 -
i am so dirty
Technically, you're not a "slut" if you're monogamous. Even if you wer...
Jan 26 2007 -
Why is it bad?
One word; religion. And in Victorian times, yes, women were expected to actua...
Jan 26 2007 -
What Does This Mean?
She's a three dementional shape? Uh... OK
Jan 26 2007 -
I hate muslims with a passion
You've got problems.
Jan 26 2007 -
she's hot
You tell me
Jan 26 2007 -
Music in my dreams, must not sing along.
Eh, people dream all sorts of things.
Jan 26 2007 -
Help I have become a Prostitute
Try the following; 1) Throw out all the stuff you've been give/baught since b...
Jan 26 2007 -
Jewish people
jewzblow (4443) "okay zulu, you dont need to get mad just cuz your a f*...
Jan 26 2007 -
I just dont know.
There was a guy on Jerry Springer... I won't even go into it.
Jan 26 2007 -
does she get pegnant?
Spillage? really? OK, the answer to your question is "maybe".
Jan 26 2007 -
Is skinny a turn off
Fiona Apple, she's not necesarially my "type" (Or should I say, I'm no...
Jan 26 2007 -
Hate it when this happens
Oath of celibacy? Sorry, can't help you then. I suppose you could hang a picture...
Jan 26 2007 -
go away non believers
add-on, sequel, rip-off, spinnoff, homage, adaptation, remake, expansion pack, w...
Jan 26 2007 -
Big Problem (Part Two)
Meh, Heff did the same with his first girlfreind.
Jan 26 2007 -
My Rich Parents R Making Me Work
Mr. Toad's father was a great toad who built Toad Hall and, through hard work an...
Jan 25 2007 -
A tolerant society?
There's a difference between equal rights and special rights. "Wash your...
Jan 25 2007 -
Paranoia
I once worked in a video store. I knew for a FACT that I was being monitored bec...
Jan 25 2007 -
too much alike
Well... sounds fair
Jan 25 2007 -
my girlfriend is addicted to me
You lucky son of a bitch.
Jan 25 2007 -
i fancy my cousin is it normal
Well, shoka (5365)has a point, just don't do anything about it.
Jan 25 2007 -
i fancy my cousin is it normal
Do nothing. And get yourself a boyfreind.
Jan 25 2007 -
American Pscho?
I wouldn't bother with places like that myself. Hell, if thinking is a crime...
Jan 25 2007 -
Is history repeating? Hitler -> Radical Islam?
America refuses to let the Israelies and the Palistinians just kill eachother. O...
Jan 25 2007 -
life god all that jazz
Depends on what you mean by "meaning". If you think the daily activ...
Jan 24 2007 -
Darwin banned from biology classes
Gravity is also a theory.
Jan 24 2007 -
Darwin banned from biology classes
If they do that, they should put a warning lable on the Bible saying "This ...
Jan 24 2007 -
Personalised number plates...
No. No point. Mum's got a personalized license plate. The main advantage of ...
Jan 24 2007 -
lesbiophobe
There's a difference between supporting gay people and actually being gay. It's ...
Jan 24 2007 -
Homophobe called out on her BS
I myself am not gay, not into gay porn, (unless you count lesbians) but if you l...
Jan 24 2007 -
Homophobe called out on her BS
Columbus is basically either directly or indirectly responsible for everything t...
Jan 24 2007 -
Homophobe called out on her BS Part Two
Ah quite right trouble666 Is God Unwilling to stop people from being gay? Th...
Jan 24 2007 -
Homophobe called out on her BS Part Two
"It only applies to Jewish people" where does the Bible say anything ...
Jan 24 2007 -
Homophobe called out on her BS Part Two
"Out of contect"? So you want us to type the entire bible evey time we...
Jan 24 2007 -
Homophobe called out on her BS Part Two
Typical "ive never seen that " Could that be because, maybe, yo...
Jan 24 2007 -
am i a good person?
Before you tell them, I'd try to find out what their opinion is of gays in gener...
Jan 24 2007 -
am i a good person?
Well, here's the absolute truth; I suspect allot of your freinds would prefer no...
Jan 24 2007 -
Teacher
Damnit, where were these teachers when I was in school? Well, you know, you c...
Jan 24 2007 -
Sick of hearing about 9-11
Bush wanted to go after Sadam since before he stole the election. Why else would...
Jan 24 2007 -
Sick of hearing about 9-11
I don't even know who we're fighting anymore. Bush aparantly completely forgot a...
Jan 24 2007 -
im clueless
And the most important thing is; ignore bible-bashing prudes like bethgrad (5381...
Jan 23 2007 -
Jewish people
If they could shape-shift, why didn't they just use this power to escape?
Jan 23 2007 -
i don't brush my teeth.
Take care of your teeth or you'll get tooth probloms. Yellow teeth, bleeding gum...
Jan 23 2007 -
Jewish people
There's been a conspiracy theory about a Jewish taleover of the world since befo...
Jan 23 2007 -
How did humans figure out to have sex?
Natural instinct. We've been doing it sincewe evolved from rat-like mammals.
Jan 23 2007 -
Why don't the guys at school find me attractive?
*In back, pull up undies up a bit and pull down pants a bit *On windy day, wear...
Jan 23 2007 -
go away non believers
And you see? Right there is the other answer to your question. Now if only th...
Jan 23 2007 -
I Hate Chain Letters
If you get chain emails, block the sender.
Jan 23 2007 -
I Hate Chain Letters
Burn 'em. Oh, and dispose of the letters while you're at it.
Jan 23 2007 -
im clueless
I believe in Porn (although I haven't actually seen this myself) guys put one ha...
Jan 23 2007 -
am i gay if i want this
You're gay.
Jan 23 2007 -
am i god?
Ever seen Bruce Almighty? I'll give you $10 if you can do HALF the stuff Jim Car...
Jan 23 2007 -
whats a fetish?
I'll give you an example; I recently discovered an intereting website. Now this ...
Jan 23 2007 -
do guys care?
Hard to say without seeing it, but if you're really concerned, (and I suspect yo...
Jan 23 2007 -
Not Had Sex Yet
If only it were not normal
Jan 23 2007 -
boner but no cum
Yes you're normal. they're the ones who have a premature ejaculation problom. Ei...
Jan 23 2007 -
Wearing pants multiple days in a row
Well, I've done that out of laziness.
Jan 23 2007 -
Why don't the guys at school find me attractive?
Hmmm, possible sugestions; *Try smiling/giggleing more *Wear less clothes *...
Jan 23 2007 -
Female Co-workers
I wish it was normal. Screw normality.
Jan 23 2007 -
UGH...
I was gonna say "Try thinking about smething else" but the above suges...
Jan 23 2007 -
its just not normel is it?
No idea. I suppose you could put toilet paper in your undies.
Jan 23 2007 -
I DONT KNOW
Just so you know; useing all capitols is the equivalent of yelling, and not brea...
Jan 23 2007 -
more?
Alternatively, (need more info to be sure of this though) it is possible that he...
Jan 23 2007 -
more?
I suspect he probably wants you but is as worried as you are to actually do anyt...
Jan 23 2007 -
all men are horny b*s***ds
But seriously if you're that concerned about it get a redcution or something. Se...
Jan 23 2007 -
all men are horny b*s***ds
Yes :)
Jan 23 2007 -
What should I do?
Depends; do you really want to break up with her? Over that? Are you sure you ca...
Jan 23 2007 -
Why do they wear the white socks ?
Possible explanationms; 1 floor cold 2 dirty/bad feet 3 There's a theory that...
Jan 23 2007 -
Why do they wear the white socks ?
Haven't watched that much porn myself, but when I have, can't say i payed that m...
Jan 23 2007 -
How can I get him excited without sex?
No, no, Urination is a very select fetish. Don't do that. (Unless you find out h...
Jan 23 2007 -
huge fears
Seek therapy.
Jan 23 2007 -
pain or pleasure
See a hand doctor. You're probably developing something.
Jan 23 2007 -
Spanking
Re; donkeyspuzz's comment & clachapelle's response Don't worry too much, ...
Jan 23 2007 -
Spanking
I have done so. Not lately, but I have done so in the past.
Jan 23 2007 -
Havnt showered in weeks
Your mother is suffereing from obsessive compulsive behaviour. Howard Hughes had...
Jan 23 2007 -
God and Religion
You're far from alone.
Jan 23 2007 -
am i god?
It's called insanity. Or nothing. Tell you want though; prove it to James Ran...
Jan 23 2007 -
hypocrites
BTW I'm talking about fanatics, not ordinary sane Christians who get on with the...
Jan 23 2007 -
hypocrites
Typical. Atheists follow their concience, fanatics use the Bible as an excuse...
Jan 23 2007 -
go away non believers
oh, and the other thing is; most Atheists were once Theists, but through critica...
Jan 23 2007 -
go away non believers
I mean the Quran is made up of three testiments, the first two are directly from...
Jan 23 2007 -
Flashing
Hey, whatever turns you on.
Jan 23 2007 -
I love your pants
doesn't sound too unusual
Jan 22 2007 -
Tights
Also, wet T-shirts, Superheroes, etc. OUT of tight clothes is also good.
Jan 22 2007 -
ball busting fetish?
Not a common fetish but I've heard of it. i'd be very carfull. not my cup of tea...
Jan 22 2007 -
Tights
Women look good in figure-hugging clothes that show off everything.
Jan 22 2007 -
I like wearing fiberglass leg casts
Well, I think on Jerry Springer (was it Jerry Springer?) once I saw this woman w...
Jan 22 2007 -
Every last one?
Asians are cute. So are white girls, black girls, etc. It's the shape that ma...
Jan 22 2007 -
I just dont know.
I don't think it'd a good idea to combine food and sex. At least not on a regula...
Jan 22 2007 -
hair care fetish
I fail to see the odd part
Jan 22 2007 -
is she normal?
Basically, just avoid doing anything that won't heal and you're fine.
Jan 22 2007 -
Rap music or Crap music
Just because you don't like something doesn't mean your opinion is correct. That...
Jan 22 2007 -
My Rich Parents R Making Me Work
"I am accustomed to a lifestyle of wealth and luxury the likes of which the...
Jan 22 2007 -
is this normal for me
You punch her in the face. You yell at her. You lay down the law. If you're thin...
Jan 22 2007 -
Spanking and oppression
Have you ever read any John norman books? look up "Gorean" "Gor&q...
Jan 22 2007 -
THE WAY I DRESS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE AN OUTCAST
They're trustfund kids, probably spoilt rotten. as soon as the market crashes an...
Jan 22 2007 -
My Rich Parents R Making Me Work
"Waa waa waa"
Jan 22 2007 -
My Rich Parents R Making Me Work
Oh I feel so sorry for you
Jan 22 2007 -
wet dream
I dunno, maybe that's it
Jan 22 2007 -
kinda hard to explain
Ok, there's two kinds of men; the kind that want to have sex with as many women ...
Jan 22 2007 -
can't give oral
The trick is to make up for it. Handjobs, perhaps
Jan 22 2007 -
does she get pegnant?
You can't get pregnant by sodomy
Jan 22 2007 -
Punch me!
Not unheard of. There's even a term for it; S&M. You seem like a Sub to m...
Jan 22 2007 -
Talk to me
Collar, blindfold, handcuffs.
Jan 22 2007 -
cybering.. so wrong??
I can safely tell you for a fact that you are NOT the first girl I've seen on th...
Jan 22 2007 -
whats a fetish?
Persoannly (And this is just me) I'm not a fan of the word "fetish" be...
Jan 22 2007 -
how do lesbians have sex?
I believe it's mostly oral. They've also been known to use strap-on dildos.
Jan 22 2007 -
i need help
There is a theory that repression of normal survival instincts is in fact just a...
Jan 21 2007 -
i need help
Ah, true METHOSjr. has a good point, there's allot of good sex and violence in t...
Jan 21 2007 -
i need help
If the Gods didn't want you to masturbate, why would they give you this desire? ...
Jan 21 2007 -
cant do it anymore
Not an expert, not a girl. But maybe you should just so little strokes, then ...
Jan 21 2007 -
I'd REALLY love to blow Kelsey Grammer
Daftney. The English Caregiver.