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Jul 22 2009 - Atheism to me just seems lazy Fuck you. If you honestly think anyone can simply stop believeing in somethi...
Jul 04 2009 - is it normal to watch kid shows? I lOVE kid's shows! Also, for me, the line is actually quite blurey between Spon...
Jun 26 2009 - what does it take to get thru to someone in a cult Well, I've been debating on the internet for a while, and trust me, if i was in ...
Jun 20 2009 - I love big breasts. Boobs is, like, the most common fetish there IS!So yeah, totally normal.
Jun 20 2009 - I love giving blow jobs. Oh people think ANY woman who actually enjoys anything remotely sexual is a slut...
Jun 19 2009 - im my brothers slave That's fucked up.
Apr 07 2009 - How do you know if you are a lesbian or maybe bi? I'm gonna say that that does NOT make you a lesbian
May 12 2007 - Am i Straight? sounds bi.
Mar 23 2007 - am i god? WhiteRaven (4613) Well you'll never get the prize or my worship with that at...
Mar 23 2007 - cybering.. so wrong?? Oh, and, never give out any real information about yourself i.e. anything anyone...
Mar 12 2007 - Rape turns me on I once read a magazine article about female sexual fantasies, and it reccommende...
Mar 12 2007 - Rape turns me on The above happens here sometimes, ignore that.
Mar 10 2007 - Rape turns me on I dissagree with you about the "...or male." part. I'd love it :) R...
Mar 10 2007 - how do i?? Just a thought; *either get a dildo or borrow your boyfreind's dick *Get some ...
Mar 10 2007 - cybering.. so wrong?? Both, various, (never actually subscribed to porn sites though, but thought abou...
Feb 17 2007 - handsex with my sister Frouned upon, but understandable.
Feb 04 2007 - how do i?? What I'd like to know is, is there any such thing as a bad one? Well, I suppo...
Feb 04 2007 - Was my dream blowjob a real one? I've heard of this, it's known as "Sleep sex", basically a cross betwe...
Feb 04 2007 - BLOW JOB Why the hell not?
Feb 04 2007 - Notorious Sleeping Habbits You are not posessed. No such thing. I suspect it more your body has woken up...
Jan 30 2007 - Was it my fault? My Mum's a Catholic (but a not very devout one. She doesn't go to church and tol...
Jan 30 2007 - Was it my fault? She's a hypocrite, and WAY over-reacted. You can't barate people with philosophi...
Jan 30 2007 - Not Christian, Has Morals? If you don't like sex, what do you want a fiance for?
Jan 30 2007 - I'm an atheist! "Anyway, I am not religous at all. I am agnostic. Two very different things...
Jan 30 2007 - I'm an atheist! VilePlatitude (442) Don't you think you're overreacting just slightly to four...
Jan 30 2007 - I'm an atheist! "No, I just don't like others who feel the need to stomp all over other peo...
Jan 30 2007 - I'm an atheist! I think the first comment on this article overreacted just a tadd. C'meon, a...
Jan 30 2007 - I'm an atheist! Good for you:) You're not alone.
Jan 29 2007 - I like asian guys I'm male, I like all races of girls with nice asses. But Asians are cute.
Jan 29 2007 - The High Horse Possibility; A) You're a religious zealot B) you have no balls
Jan 29 2007 - My brother once told me... No, it is not a penis. See a doctor A) to see what it really is B) to have him a...
Jan 29 2007 - OMG IM A CHIKIN JOKEH That doesn't look like any language. it apears to be uneducated English. As f...
Jan 29 2007 - Seeing myself Meh, it's nothing.
Jan 29 2007 - Stalking (Reverse Rape) Good.
Jan 29 2007 - I HATE THE MUFFIN MAN!!! Uh, what? why? What is it that you hate? Why is it that you have a problom with ...
Jan 29 2007 - whats rong with me What's wrong with you? What's wrong with HIM?
Jan 29 2007 - I'm really frightened Attach ment to a "lucky" object is a fornm of enslavement. This is sel...
Jan 29 2007 - Penis Puppet Show Not a bad idea
Jan 29 2007 - Men will sleep with ANY girl Actually, I think YOUR problom is that you don't believe them when they give you...
Jan 29 2007 - Men will sleep with ANY girl Either we're shallow or we don't judge women by their looks. Which is it?
Jan 29 2007 - Men will sleep with ANY girl Oh no, that's not true at all. He wants to have sex with you because you've got ...
Jan 29 2007 - I Hate Chain Letters I think chain Letters originally started as a money scam to prey on people's sup...
Jan 29 2007 - I Hate Chain Letters I've found this same message on allot of youtube video comments; (If you're s...
Jan 28 2007 - RANT ABOUT BANK PEN They keep them on chains so that you can't use them to rob banks like on 3rd roc...
Jan 28 2007 - Bum beads on one night stand Wow. She's freaky :)
Jan 28 2007 - she's hot Freud himself had allot of probloms, and psychoanalized himself. Ironically, the...
Jan 28 2007 - Do I masturbate for too long? masturbation before bed is normal. Masturbating for a long period of time, or ov...
Jan 28 2007 - Death From OJ Uh, no. no, Otang Juice to my knowlege does not have that effect on people.
Jan 28 2007 - Hidden Camera No, not normal.
Jan 27 2007 - you pass out you get pissed on It's rude at best.
Jan 27 2007 - Drunk & abused Yeah, someone there was gay.
Jan 27 2007 - My sis Well, how do I put this? It is and it isn't unusual. All that sounds like ...
Jan 27 2007 - Sleep-fucking It's not necrophelia. Bare in mind HE'S asleep too. It's more like a cross betwe...
Jan 27 2007 - Sleep-fucking It's not unheard of.
Jan 27 2007 - WHY WAS I A PERVERTED CHILD? You didn't know what you were doing back then, you didn't even have any actual s...
Jan 27 2007 - Addicted to AoM Personally I think the Blizzard games are superior.
Jan 27 2007 - WHY WAS I A PERVERTED CHILD? Hey, you were a little kid.
Jan 27 2007 - Master Bate sounds about right
Jan 27 2007 - life god all that jazz The meaning of life is 42. It's the QUESTION that doesn't make sense.
Jan 27 2007 - best friend's cute ass It's normal for guys to be attracted to girls who they're freinds with. You're a...
Jan 27 2007 - Help! Is it normal to have a dog lick you? It's probably just stimulation or something like that I don't know.
Jan 27 2007 - UP THE BUTT If she's up for it, do it.
Jan 27 2007 - Putting my penis in my anus To answer your question; no. But if your thing's that big you don't need to d...
Jan 27 2007 - weird proposition Eh... well... sounds worth it to me. Probably. maybe.
Jan 27 2007 - cant masterbate with out porn Does speed things up. But imagination also works.
Jan 27 2007 - Big Problem (Part Two) How do I say this the clean way... He likes to wank while thinking about you ...
Jan 27 2007 - all praise the lord for he hath given us much fear I sugest you read "Small Gods" by Terry Pratchette, one of the Discwor...
Jan 27 2007 - religion But technically he is probably not a Satan worshipper. At least, he doesn't wors...
Jan 26 2007 - Crazy Who doesn't wanna do that sometimes?
Jan 26 2007 - Dakota Fanning Rape Uh.... ... I don't know the answer to that question. There was a scene in ...
Jan 26 2007 - i cant sleep unless Makes you tired.
Jan 26 2007 - Worryed i dont no what to do help me No, TELL all those people.
Jan 26 2007 - Billie Piper She's sexy
Jan 26 2007 - Apologetic rape Um, that is criminal behaviour. I mean, CRIMINAL.
Jan 26 2007 - i get horny You sound Bi. But I'd at least clean it first.
Jan 26 2007 - bare breasts yeah
Jan 26 2007 - Dad touches my anus No. It is far from normal. Your father is a pedeophile and into scatology.
Jan 26 2007 - religion They're all assholes.
Jan 26 2007 - Rituals Eh, why the hell not? Normal? No. Notice the person never said WHICH relig...
Jan 26 2007 - feel so alone Puh-Lease! People are DYING BY THE MILLIONS because of god and the Bible.
Jan 26 2007 - religion If religion didn't exist, thousands of people who have died since 2001 would sti...
Jan 26 2007 - all praise the lord for he hath given us much fear You, my freind, are insane. You are hearing voices in your head. That is insanit...
Jan 26 2007 - The Gospel According to Boss? Talk to your union leader. Need more information to be sure, but depending on...
Jan 26 2007 - jesus Dextl (1762) I'm gonna have to disagree with you. Almost every cult leaser cl...
Jan 26 2007 - jesus You are not.
Jan 26 2007 - The bible In september 6BC a man named Jushuah was born in Bethlahem. His mother's husband...
Jan 26 2007 - Daddys Little Girl yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
Jan 26 2007 - i am so dirty Technically, you're not a "slut" if you're monogamous. Even if you wer...
Jan 26 2007 - Why is it bad? One word; religion. And in Victorian times, yes, women were expected to actua...
Jan 26 2007 - What Does This Mean? She's a three dementional shape? Uh... OK
Jan 26 2007 - she's hot You tell me
Jan 26 2007 - Music in my dreams, must not sing along. Eh, people dream all sorts of things.
Jan 26 2007 - Help I have become a Prostitute Try the following; 1) Throw out all the stuff you've been give/baught since b...
Jan 26 2007 - Jewish people jewzblow (4443) "okay zulu, you dont need to get mad just cuz your a f*...
Jan 26 2007 - I just dont know. There was a guy on Jerry Springer... I won't even go into it.
Jan 26 2007 - does she get pegnant? Spillage? really? OK, the answer to your question is "maybe".
Jan 26 2007 - Is skinny a turn off Fiona Apple, she's not necesarially my "type" (Or should I say, I'm no...
Jan 26 2007 - Hate it when this happens Oath of celibacy? Sorry, can't help you then. I suppose you could hang a picture...
Jan 26 2007 - go away non believers add-on, sequel, rip-off, spinnoff, homage, adaptation, remake, expansion pack, w...
Jan 26 2007 - Big Problem (Part Two) Meh, Heff did the same with his first girlfreind.
Jan 26 2007 - My Rich Parents R Making Me Work Mr. Toad's father was a great toad who built Toad Hall and, through hard work an...
Jan 25 2007 - A tolerant society? There's a difference between equal rights and special rights. "Wash your...
Jan 25 2007 - Paranoia I once worked in a video store. I knew for a FACT that I was being monitored bec...
Jan 25 2007 - too much alike Well... sounds fair
Jan 25 2007 - my girlfriend is addicted to me You lucky son of a bitch.
Jan 25 2007 - American Pscho? I wouldn't bother with places like that myself. Hell, if thinking is a crime...
Jan 25 2007 - Is history repeating? Hitler -> Radical Islam? America refuses to let the Israelies and the Palistinians just kill eachother. O...
Jan 25 2007 - life god all that jazz Depends on what you mean by "meaning". If you think the daily activ...
Jan 24 2007 - Darwin banned from biology classes Gravity is also a theory.
Jan 24 2007 - Darwin banned from biology classes If they do that, they should put a warning lable on the Bible saying "This ...
Jan 24 2007 - Personalised number plates... No. No point. Mum's got a personalized license plate. The main advantage of ...
Jan 24 2007 - lesbiophobe There's a difference between supporting gay people and actually being gay. It's ...
Jan 24 2007 - Homophobe called out on her BS I myself am not gay, not into gay porn, (unless you count lesbians) but if you l...
Jan 24 2007 - Homophobe called out on her BS Columbus is basically either directly or indirectly responsible for everything t...
Jan 24 2007 - Homophobe called out on her BS Part Two Ah quite right trouble666 Is God Unwilling to stop people from being gay? Th...
Jan 24 2007 - Homophobe called out on her BS Part Two "It only applies to Jewish people" where does the Bible say anything ...
Jan 24 2007 - Homophobe called out on her BS Part Two "Out of contect"? So you want us to type the entire bible evey time we...
Jan 24 2007 - Homophobe called out on her BS Part Two Typical "ive never seen that " Could that be because, maybe, yo...
Jan 24 2007 - Teacher Damnit, where were these teachers when I was in school? Well, you know, you c...
Jan 24 2007 - im clueless And the most important thing is; ignore bible-bashing prudes like bethgrad (5381...
Jan 23 2007 - Jewish people If they could shape-shift, why didn't they just use this power to escape?
Jan 23 2007 - i don't brush my teeth. Take care of your teeth or you'll get tooth probloms. Yellow teeth, bleeding gum...
Jan 23 2007 - Jewish people There's been a conspiracy theory about a Jewish taleover of the world since befo...
Jan 23 2007 - How did humans figure out to have sex? Natural instinct. We've been doing it sincewe evolved from rat-like mammals.
Jan 23 2007 - Why don't the guys at school find me attractive? *In back, pull up undies up a bit and pull down pants a bit *On windy day, wear...
Jan 23 2007 - go away non believers And you see? Right there is the other answer to your question. Now if only th...
Jan 23 2007 - I Hate Chain Letters If you get chain emails, block the sender.
Jan 23 2007 - I Hate Chain Letters Burn 'em. Oh, and dispose of the letters while you're at it.
Jan 23 2007 - im clueless I believe in Porn (although I haven't actually seen this myself) guys put one ha...
Jan 23 2007 - am i god? Ever seen Bruce Almighty? I'll give you $10 if you can do HALF the stuff Jim Car...
Jan 23 2007 - whats a fetish? I'll give you an example; I recently discovered an intereting website. Now this ...
Jan 23 2007 - do guys care? Hard to say without seeing it, but if you're really concerned, (and I suspect yo...
Jan 23 2007 - Not Had Sex Yet If only it were not normal
Jan 23 2007 - boner but no cum Yes you're normal. they're the ones who have a premature ejaculation problom. Ei...
Jan 23 2007 - Wearing pants multiple days in a row Well, I've done that out of laziness.
Jan 23 2007 - Why don't the guys at school find me attractive? Hmmm, possible sugestions; *Try smiling/giggleing more *Wear less clothes *...
Jan 23 2007 - Female Co-workers I wish it was normal. Screw normality.
Jan 23 2007 - its just not normel is it? No idea. I suppose you could put toilet paper in your undies.
Jan 23 2007 - I DONT KNOW Just so you know; useing all capitols is the equivalent of yelling, and not brea...
Jan 23 2007 - more? Alternatively, (need more info to be sure of this though) it is possible that he...
Jan 23 2007 - more? I suspect he probably wants you but is as worried as you are to actually do anyt...
Jan 23 2007 - all men are horny b*s***ds But seriously if you're that concerned about it get a redcution or something. Se...
Jan 23 2007 - all men are horny b*s***ds Yes :)
Jan 23 2007 - wrote my girlfriend a song Depends; do you really want to break up with her? Over that? Are you sure you ca...
Jan 23 2007 - Why do they wear the white socks ? Possible explanationms; 1 floor cold 2 dirty/bad feet 3 There's a theory that...
Jan 23 2007 - Why do they wear the white socks ? Haven't watched that much porn myself, but when I have, can't say i payed that m...
Jan 23 2007 - How can I get him excited without sex? No, no, Urination is a very select fetish. Don't do that. (Unless you find out h...
Jan 23 2007 - huge fears Seek therapy.
Jan 23 2007 - pain or pleasure See a hand doctor. You're probably developing something.
Jan 23 2007 - Spanking Re; donkeyspuzz's comment & clachapelle's response Don't worry too much, ...
Jan 23 2007 - Spanking I have done so. Not lately, but I have done so in the past.
Jan 23 2007 - Havnt showered in weeks Your mother is suffereing from obsessive compulsive behaviour. Howard Hughes had...
Jan 23 2007 - God and Religion You're far from alone.
Jan 23 2007 - am i god? It's called insanity. Or nothing. Tell you want though; prove it to James Ran...
Jan 23 2007 - hypocrites BTW I'm talking about fanatics, not ordinary sane Christians who get on with the...
Jan 23 2007 - hypocrites Typical. Atheists follow their concience, fanatics use the Bible as an excuse...
Jan 23 2007 - go away non believers oh, and the other thing is; most Atheists were once Theists, but through critica...
Jan 23 2007 - go away non believers I mean the Quran is made up of three testiments, the first two are directly from...
Jan 23 2007 - Flashing Hey, whatever turns you on.
Jan 23 2007 - I love your pants doesn't sound too unusual
Jan 22 2007 - Tights Also, wet T-shirts, Superheroes, etc. OUT of tight clothes is also good.
Jan 22 2007 - ball busting fetish? Not a common fetish but I've heard of it. i'd be very carfull. not my cup of tea...
Jan 22 2007 - Tights Women look good in figure-hugging clothes that show off everything.
Jan 22 2007 - I like wearing fiberglass leg casts Well, I think on Jerry Springer (was it Jerry Springer?) once I saw this woman w...
Jan 22 2007 - Every last one? Asians are cute. So are white girls, black girls, etc. It's the shape that ma...
Jan 22 2007 - I just dont know. I don't think it'd a good idea to combine food and sex. At least not on a regula...
Jan 22 2007 - hair care fetish I fail to see the odd part
Jan 22 2007 - is she normal? Basically, just avoid doing anything that won't heal and you're fine.
Jan 22 2007 - Rap music or Crap music Just because you don't like something doesn't mean your opinion is correct. That...
Jan 22 2007 - My Rich Parents R Making Me Work "I am accustomed to a lifestyle of wealth and luxury the likes of which the...
Jan 22 2007 - is this normal for me You punch her in the face. You yell at her. You lay down the law. If you're thin...
Jan 22 2007 - Spanking and oppression Have you ever read any John norman books? look up "Gorean" "Gor&q...
Jan 22 2007 - THE WAY I DRESS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE AN OUTCAST They're trustfund kids, probably spoilt rotten. as soon as the market crashes an...
Jan 22 2007 - My Rich Parents R Making Me Work "Waa waa waa"
Jan 22 2007 - My Rich Parents R Making Me Work Oh I feel so sorry for you
Jan 22 2007 - wet dream I dunno, maybe that's it
Jan 22 2007 - kinda hard to explain Ok, there's two kinds of men; the kind that want to have sex with as many women ...
Jan 22 2007 - can't give oral The trick is to make up for it. Handjobs, perhaps
Jan 22 2007 - does she get pegnant? You can't get pregnant by sodomy
Jan 22 2007 - Punch me! Not unheard of. There's even a term for it; S&M. You seem like a Sub to m...
Jan 22 2007 - Talk to me Collar, blindfold, handcuffs.
Jan 22 2007 - cybering.. so wrong?? I can safely tell you for a fact that you are NOT the first girl I've seen on th...
Jan 22 2007 - whats a fetish? Persoannly (And this is just me) I'm not a fan of the word "fetish" be...
Jan 22 2007 - how do lesbians have sex? I believe it's mostly oral. They've also been known to use strap-on dildos.
Jan 22 2007 - too young for porn? There is a theory that repression of normal survival instincts is in fact just a...
Jan 21 2007 - too young for porn? Ah, true METHOSjr. has a good point, there's allot of good sex and violence in t...
Jan 21 2007 - too young for porn? If the Gods didn't want you to masturbate, why would they give you this desire? ...
Jan 21 2007 - cant do it anymore Not an expert, not a girl. But maybe you should just so little strokes, then ...
Jan 21 2007 - I'd REALLY love to blow Kelsey Grammer Daftney. The English Caregiver.
Jan 21 2007 - Cyber Sex: Help! PEOPLE! People! Don't scare off a 13 year old girl who's reaching out for help. ...
Jan 21 2007 - Last year I had a teacher Baby steps. Don't think about asking her. Just think about walking to her. When ...
Jan 21 2007 - Obbsessed So... what's odd about that?
Jan 21 2007 - Is this normal? Do not tell your Mom. It's harmless as long as no one knows. No one knows and no...
Jan 21 2007 - Embarrased Girls? Allot more people do it than are willing to admit it. If you don't have sexual u...
Jan 21 2007 - Embarrased Girls? Guys don't always admit it either.
Jan 21 2007 - is it okay for a christian to masturbate? Screw the church
Jan 21 2007 - I just DONT KNOW! It's a mater of sermantics.
Jan 21 2007 - I masturbate out of boredom... Sounds fairly normal