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Name: justin
Location: ct
Age: 20
Sex: m
Occupation: 2 bitches at once
Favorite Food: peanut butter

Quote: im the dick bandit

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May 28 2009 - Smoke weed every day Yo, I know what's wrong this is totally normal, when you stop smoking marijuana ...

Jan 03 2009 - Swollen Jaw Wisdom Tooth Pain Well my dad told me im not going back to the dentist i just had close to 2 grand...

Jan 01 2009 - Swollen Jaw Wisdom Tooth Pain I can also taste it in my mouth in the morning must be bacteria building up inbe...

Jan 01 2009 - Swollen Jaw Wisdom Tooth Pain The swollen side of my jaw went away pretty much, and now all that is left is th...

Sep 26 2008 - Concerned about somethin weird Im pretty mature actually you sound like a old grumpy man you obviously took the...

Sep 26 2008 - Concerned about somethin weird dont call me a retard its a simple question you idiot

Sep 25 2008 - Global Warming i just ripped a huge ass stinky fart is that gonna conrtibute to global warming?...

Sep 25 2008 - i think i found um dump them both and go suck on a big black dong you fucken faggot

Sep 25 2008 - My ex won't leave me alone. How do I stop him? tell him you ate some dudes butt hole out then he probly wont ever wanna see you...

Sep 25 2008 - Spooning with my niece i thought spooning ment you get a spoon and eat someones asshole out with it

Sep 25 2008 - tickling my butt cheek what the hell

Sep 25 2008 - please help XP If you want you can practice by lifting my huge cock up and down it would be a g...

Sep 25 2008 - Curvy beach whale

Sep 25 2008 - How to forget someone you love? n ballz

Sep 25 2008 - How to forget someone you love? show them your cock

Sep 25 2008 - losing a best freind lmfao

Sep 25 2008 - i got a bj tag team that bitch

Sep 25 2008 - always thinking about sex Ya thats deff not normal 98% of the time what is making you forget about sex 100...

Sep 25 2008 - am i just being a dick or am i right? teach this bitch a lesson she'll never forget

Sep 25 2008 - how to grow crack you moron

Sep 25 2008 - any one else like this? I use to feel the same exact way like i was an idiot when i was high just some s...

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