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About donkeyspuzz
Location: In girls axe wound
Age: 27
Sex: Only if it's with my daughter
Occupation: Doctor of gash
Favorite Food: Pussy
Quote: Hot doggy, jiggy jiggy
donkeyspuzz's Latest Stories
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I like smelling books
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Supermarket nappy fun
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Which is funnier?
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I fucked a spider
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A tolerant society?
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Granny speaks shit...
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Slowing time down...
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New condoms
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Monkey
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I wan to wippy ...
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donkeyspuzz's Comments
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Mar 22 2007 -
how does pussy feel
Normally cold and dry. I like cemeteries.
Mar 22 2007 -
The Language Of love...
If you go to Italy or Bulgaria or Turkmenistan, they wouldn't give a fuck what l...
Mar 22 2007 -
Idiotic Question
Nah. It's because the floors are covered in other peoples pubes (myabs). If you ...
Mar 22 2007 -
Hairy Chest
It's okay unless you're female. Are you?
Mar 22 2007 -
Rellak and Rhcp are back town
You are both cuntbaggs.
Mar 22 2007 -
Girl Orgasm
Girls can't have orgasms. They always fake them to make men feel good about them...
Mar 22 2007 -
Horrible Hang over
Look for a product called Zantac. Have one before drinking and one before you go...
Mar 21 2007 -
I feel at home in womens clothes
Yorkshire is best.
Mar 21 2007 -
Protestants & Catholics
One day I got drunk. Very drunk. I wanted a tattoo and being silly as I usually ...
Mar 21 2007 -
I feel at home in womens clothes
Are you male or female? This could be a decisive detail.
Mar 21 2007 -
Protestants & Catholics
Yes I am thick as pig shit. My head is indeed dead. I am so sorry to have troubl...
Mar 21 2007 -
underwear
Gay.
Mar 21 2007 -
breasts
I am a breast doctor. Send me a picture and I will examine them free of charge.
Mar 21 2007 -
Cyber Sex
Cyber sex sounds good if you're desperate. However, it comes with many problems....
Mar 21 2007 -
Is it too late for me?
You don't have a chance. Your grammar is awful. Stick to wiping granny's ass.
Mar 21 2007 -
Is it weird to enjoy this?
This is not an Apex. It is called 'Docking'. Like when a spaceship has to move i...
Mar 21 2007 -
am i selfish?
He quit for you but then started again. That's the same as cheating on somebody....
Mar 21 2007 -
What should I do with him??
Have anal sex with your male friend to prove to your real boyfriend that you won...
Mar 21 2007 -
Witnessed Stabbing while 10yo
Buy a knife. You need to carry one to protect yourself. Because having a knife i...
Mar 21 2007 -
Protestants & Catholics
I fucking detest any cunt that bleets on about religion. It's such a fucking was...
Mar 02 2007 -
My 'Cyber' Boyfriend
I once had a cyber girlfriend. She was alright but she was always cold, had a mo...
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