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50% Normal - Shaved my balls at party. (11 Comments)
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2 years, 11 months ago - how does pussy feel Normally cold and dry. I like cemeteries.
2 years, 11 months ago - The Language Of love... If you go to Italy or Bulgaria or Turkmenistan, they wouldn't give a fuck what language you speak. I guess if you're in France it could be useful.
2 years, 11 months ago - Idiotic Question Nah. It's because the floors are covered in other peoples pubes (myabs). If you drop your soap it gets covered in hairs which isn't nice if you want to wash your face. Any stories of bumming and hairy men are just lies. Trust me, I've been there twice and everybody I met in jail was kind, nice and h...
2 years, 11 months ago - Hairy Chest It's okay unless you're female. Are you?
2 years, 11 months ago - Rellak and Rhcp are back town You are both cuntbaggs.
2 years, 11 months ago - Girl Orgasm Girls can't have orgasms. They always fake them to make men feel good about themselves. Isn't it strange that they only started having them in the 60's? It's all lies. How can anybody enjoy having a hairy man pounding them while calling them a filthy slut whore?
2 years, 11 months ago - Horrible Hang over Look for a product called Zantac. Have one before drinking and one before you go to sleep after drinking. You'll feel fucking magic the next day.
2 years, 11 months ago - I feel at home in womens clothes Yorkshire is best.
2 years, 11 months ago - Protestants & Catholics One day I got drunk. Very drunk. I wanted a tattoo and being silly as I usually am, I asked the big hairy man to write 'cunt' on my knuckles. He pointed out that I had eight fingers not four. So I asked for cuntbag. Again, the man pointed out I had eight fingers, so I told him to put another 'g' on ...
2 years, 11 months ago - I feel at home in womens clothes Are you male or female? This could be a decisive detail.
2 years, 11 months ago - Protestants & Catholics Yes I am thick as pig shit. My head is indeed dead. I am so sorry to have troubled you. How very wrong of me to think I have the right to voice my own opinion. Next time I will contact you personally, first, and ask permission to write any comment. You fucking cuntbagg.
2 years, 11 months ago - underwear Gay.
2 years, 11 months ago - breasts I am a breast doctor. Send me a picture and I will examine them free of charge.
2 years, 11 months ago - Cyber Sex Cyber sex sounds good if you're desperate. However, it comes with many problems. The holes in the computer aren't big enough, the chips are cold and they are metallic and sharp. Even though girls have more problems (they're mental, all of them) at least they have a nice warm juicy pussy.
2 years, 11 months ago - Is it too late for me? You don't have a chance. Your grammar is awful. Stick to wiping granny's ass.
2 years, 11 months ago - Is it weird to enjoy this? This is not an Apex. It is called 'Docking'. Like when a spaceship has to move into position to 'dock'. It is very common and all men do it with their best friends and fathers. Ask your dad if you can 'dock' with him.
2 years, 11 months ago - am i selfish? He quit for you but then started again. That's the same as cheating on somebody. Dump him, he's useless and pathetic.
2 years, 11 months ago - What should I do with him?? Have anal sex with your male friend to prove to your real boyfriend that you won't let this boy have sex in your real hole.
2 years, 11 months ago - Witnessed Stabbing while 10yo Buy a knife. You need to carry one to protect yourself. Because having a knife in your pocket is the best defence you can have for somebody else plunging one into your head. By the time you've bled to death you may have got the knife out of your pocket and be waving it at passers-by.
2 years, 11 months ago - Protestants & Catholics I fucking detest any cunt that bleets on about religion. It's such a fucking waste of time. W are all born, we all die, the same. Fuck religion, it's a bag of shite.