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Mar 22 2007 - how does pussy feel Normally cold and dry. I like cemeteries.

Mar 22 2007 - The Language Of love... If you go to Italy or Bulgaria or Turkmenistan, they wouldn't give a fuck what l...

Mar 22 2007 - Idiotic Question Nah. It's because the floors are covered in other peoples pubes (myabs). If you ...

Mar 22 2007 - Rellak and Rhcp are back town You are both cuntbaggs.

Mar 22 2007 - Girl Orgasm Girls can't have orgasms. They always fake them to make men feel good about them...

Mar 22 2007 - Horrible Hang over Look for a product called Zantac. Have one before drinking and one before you go...

Mar 21 2007 - I feel at home in womens clothes Yorkshire is best.

Mar 21 2007 - I feel at home in womens clothes Are you male or female? This could be a decisive detail.

Mar 21 2007 - underwear Gay.

Mar 21 2007 - Cyber Sex Cyber sex sounds good if you're desperate. However, it comes with many problems....

Mar 21 2007 - Is it too late for me? You don't have a chance. Your grammar is awful. Stick to wiping granny's ass.

Mar 21 2007 - Is it weird to enjoy this? This is not an Apex. It is called 'Docking'. Like when a spaceship has to move i...

Mar 21 2007 - am i selfish? He quit for you but then started again. That's the same as cheating on somebody....

Mar 21 2007 - What should I do with him?? Have anal sex with your male friend to prove to your real boyfriend that you won...

Mar 02 2007 - My 'Cyber' Boyfriend I once had a cyber girlfriend. She was alright but she was always cold, had a mo...

Mar 02 2007 - Do You F!@K On First Dates? I find most girls say they won't have sex on the first date but once I get my do...

Feb 07 2007 - My Mum Is Still a Virgin It's all lies. I fucked your mother just last week. We did it in a cupboard at t...

Feb 07 2007 - When is it good to start having sex? About 3.30pm.

Feb 07 2007 - Weird pajamas I just nearly pissed myself.

Feb 07 2007 - I HATE Motivational Speakers Ahhh, rules... hmmm. Rules are bad. Still, it's good that these 'do-goody' cunts...

Feb 06 2007 - Do You F!@K On First Dates? Why even bother with the date? Invite her round to your home and fuck her before...

Jan 26 2007 - veggies have feelings too! I like how people believe everything they're told. How the fuck can a veggie tal...

Jan 26 2007 - parasitic hydra Gang-bang.

Jan 26 2007 - DOUBLE HANDED! It's always fun to do the "Mr. Magoo". This is doing a girl from behi...

Jan 26 2007 - Black Is there a site somewhere else you can post dreams? I don't recall any mention ...

Jan 26 2007 - Green Poop Most nights i drink 3 bottles of red wine. My shit is always green. I don't unde...

Jan 25 2007 - Getting a handjob Keep things tidy. Cum in her mouth and make her swallow.

Jan 25 2007 - anyone wanna share?? I'm not a girl but trust me, every girl I've 'broken in' fucking loves it. I'm f...

Jan 25 2007 - Brian Molko from Placebo!!!!! He sounds like a female. He probably has a small penis.

Jan 25 2007 - I think my boyfiend is too old for me I'm not 47. I wasn't married. I've told you a thousand times, i'm not in it just...

Jan 25 2007 - Master Bate The 'Master Bate' bit is sooooo funny. Really, you should get an award for origi...

Jan 25 2007 - Funniest Story It'll never be beaten.

Jan 25 2007 - No sex drive This is not normal. At 19 you should be ramming that cock into everything. The g...

Jan 25 2007 - Wanna be Famous You will never be famous. You will end up with some shitty repetitive job you d...

Jan 25 2007 - Shaving Pubic hair It wasn't gonorrehea, it was fucking cyphilis. The skanky cow gave it to me too.

Jan 25 2007 - how do you break up with a guy Don't tell him, you might hurt his feelings. Just secretly have sex with other m...

Jan 25 2007 - I like this girl whos older then me I second Smithee's idea. It works everytime.

Jan 24 2007 - i sniff female footwear Some woman I work with has size 13 feet. She's a right freak. Her shoes are mass...

Jan 24 2007 - I HATE THIS KID Suck his cock. You're obviously a bit wussy. A bit gay like. So just get on you...

Jan 24 2007 - 120 minutes Should have read "I Kilde Dog" first. That way you'd have been coming ...

Jan 23 2007 - America is f**ked I heard Al Gore is running too. He could be quite a useful aquisition. At lea...

Jan 23 2007 - Self Concious in Bed You speak of one person. Try lots more guys, I mean LOTS more. You'll soon learn...

Jan 23 2007 - Movie star Being a film star in the porn industry is the fucking shit! I totally recommend...

Jan 23 2007 - sex hurts Why do it with someone you care about? The first time is always rubbish so it sh...

Jan 23 2007 - Relationship with teacher What a lucky guy. First he had some young lady and eventually got bored of her. ...

Jan 23 2007 - I keep failing driving tests Don't worry. Get yourself a motorbike licence instead, they're easy to get. Then...

Jan 23 2007 - Granny speaks shit... ^ But they still got there before you.

Jan 18 2007 - Celebrity Big Brother ^ hardly racist. If they called her a "fucking smelly paki" then it mi...

Jan 18 2007 - Hate! ^ Obviously.

Jan 18 2007 - turned on after Plug a camera into the tv and watch yourself making out as you do it. That way ...

Jan 18 2007 - I felt really uncomfortable I miss those days... Now all I have are memories and a scarred cock.

Jan 18 2007 - Smelling fetish Next time let me know when you get horny and when your boyfriend starts on you I...

Jan 18 2007 - I'd hit it. Oh my word, you people need to get out more. Definitely not hot.

Jan 18 2007 - Loving... History? How is Irish/American full blood? Surely that's half and half.

Jan 18 2007 - what is normal?? From a young age you learn what is right and what is wrong. Also, what is normal...

Jan 11 2007 - I might get owned If you can't beat em'... You know what to do.

Jan 11 2007 - pretending to be a wigger online Isn't everybody pretending to be somebody they're not on the net?

Jan 11 2007 - getting sex from my stepmom Charm her with your intellectual wit and infectious personality. Then when she's...

Jan 11 2007 - 26 and a virgin Are you going to be scared all your life? Just take that cock and stick it up th...

Nov 16 2006 - he has sex with me when im asleep I do this to my girlfriend when she's sleeping. She's great, she does anything I...

Nov 15 2006 - Teen Freedom in the EU!!!!!(and globe) What's an MCR? Is it some sort of vehicle?

Nov 15 2006 - Is it normal for a bi guy to use a dildo Only normal if you put it back without washing it.

Nov 15 2006 - Getting Fatter It's because you're turning gay.

Nov 15 2006 - I Got Mugged In Front Of My Girl Carry a flick-knife.

Nov 15 2006 - If you gyrate your hips while you penetrate? I just tried this and found myself wanting to rub my stomach in a circular motio...

Nov 15 2006 - Why would mick blue say sorry? It's called a Mr. Magoo. Like when you 'accidentally' put your cock in a girls ...

Nov 15 2006 - should I be worried? You fool. Don't you understand that when she becomes really friendly with them t...

Nov 14 2006 - do i tell him or not??? But if he doesn't know it's your birthday, how can he give you extra special sex...

Nov 14 2006 - Diet soda Fizzy drinks are bad for you. Why would you want to put nasty gases in your stom...

Nov 09 2006 - THE WAY I DRESS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE AN OUTCAST Dressing that way does make you an outcast. The only thing you're showing or p...

Nov 09 2006 - Lucky to be American Durka durka, mohammed jihad.

Nov 08 2006 - I cant wank properly Each day for a month you need to eat the following: - 6 egg whites, 2 teaspoons...

Nov 08 2006 - I just dont know. Did someone say 'a nice treat'. Jesus, your life must be very dull.

Nov 08 2006 - Never Been In Love... Work and grades get you nowhere young lady. You should be at home learning to co...

Nov 08 2006 - wanting to date other races? If you're bi-racial does that mean you like men and women who are racist. That's...

Nov 08 2006 - I am called hugo. please help Haha, 'most fish have teeth'. Good one. Hey Roger, do you only take blowjobs of...

Nov 08 2006 - Wtf!??!?! What self respecting young man would want to tie himself down anyway? Don't expe...

Nov 03 2006 - counting Which drink do you swallow fastest? If it's beer, you're okay.

Nov 03 2006 - Spanking Oh my god. Not normal. How can you be normal if you need to ask if it is normal?

Nov 03 2006 - what r white people ^^^ or because it's been in a mans poo hole.

Nov 03 2006 - Positions You can be my fluffer.

Nov 02 2006 - Am i gay Just asking the question means yes, you are at least 50% homo. You like to smoke...

Nov 02 2006 - waxing or shaving Waxing your balls would be funny as hell! Go for it and let us know what it feel...

Nov 02 2006 - shaved pussy Once she has given and shaven it all off, grow a big jesus beard and give her a ...

Nov 02 2006 - shaved pussy Everytime you wanna lick her gash, just blindfold her first, then when she can't...

Nov 02 2006 - Drunk girls on the increase... a good thing surely It also means they're less likely to remember who the father is.

Nov 02 2006 - Not my money Keep it. Who's gonna know? If the idiot comes back, you don't remember anything....

Oct 17 2006 - Sh*t Bucket Haha, you should stick things in the poo. He must have CD's in the gun-box. Put ...

Oct 17 2006 - First time giving gobbie Don't suck donkey's cocks. They taste horrible.

Oct 16 2006 - Cutting... Eurgh Cab!!??? You're going to fuck a dog and a cat?

Oct 15 2006 - I suport smoking I think he smoke cock.

Oct 15 2006 - I don't hate emo kids Emo is a word for some people who cry about flowers. Personally, I'm with the mi...

Oct 15 2006 - Penis Problems Unless you're facing south in which case, do it from the east.

Oct 15 2006 - Penis Problems Too much wanking from behind the leg. You know when you lift your leg and wank '...

Oct 15 2006 - Hairy women Abnormal. We're still animals. Do bald cats look normal? No. Deal with it. (Hav...

Oct 15 2006 - I'm 18 and I still don't shave You don't need to shave. Big deal. Tell them. Who cares? Is it cool to have a bi...

Oct 15 2006 - balls and c*ck No. You should leave them all in and do it in your kaks.

Oct 15 2006 - porn(xxx) www.icantgetlaid.com

Oct 15 2006 - I suport smoking I smoke when I'm on fire.

Oct 15 2006 - bump on dick No. You are going to grow a third ball and it will produce a unique spuzz that o...

Oct 13 2006 - Media is a livin $hitwhole I don't like the news side of the media. All I keep seeing and reading is about ...

Oct 13 2006 - anyone keeping this site secret? Most of my friends know about this site but they don't know my name on here. The...

Oct 13 2006 - surfing for porn Why surf the net for porn when you can surf the beach and get real pussy?

Oct 13 2006 - Me so clever Why would you want to be anonymous? You just get ignored and most of the time yo...

Oct 12 2006 - ok, WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK?! Red Hot Chili Pepper?

Oct 12 2006 - cars n' girls Not important if your g/f is a tree hugger.

Oct 12 2006 - Homophobe called out on her BS Part Two Whats wrong with not liking gays? Is that a sin? I don't like sprouts? Does an...

Oct 12 2006 - why do girls... People, come on! It's much better having the girls say they don't do it. That wa...

Oct 12 2006 - heart rate Why measure heart rates when drunk? Why not dance on a table, chat some girly u...

Oct 11 2006 - i dont think this is normal is it Death.

Oct 11 2006 - Back click Never iunsu8re yhe ciub t ing car again fucjeds

Oct 11 2006 - Back click Oh my god! This is old skool, of course. I had acrash recently, myass fell out a...

Oct 11 2006 - Pretending My arse.

Oct 11 2006 - nipple peircing Titty shitty, eaery neaeryu eelyt I'mmwell pissed! Who cares? Basically, if you...

Oct 06 2006 - wake up sex? 18 and not turned on!!! Shit man, that's abnormal as fuck. When you're 18 you sh...

Oct 05 2006 - New condoms They're cold.

Oct 05 2006 - big guys Who me? 5' 9" Feet are size 9 (42 US i think) Arms are this long..... th...

Oct 05 2006 - Albino Although not strictly unique. I saw an albino peacock last week.

Oct 05 2006 - not ready but at the same time ready. Ask your brother to ask your boyfriend for explicit details of what exactly he w...

Oct 05 2006 - am i gay Go hang out at Smacky-Dees and you'll pick up some nice chubby girl to 'interfer...

Oct 04 2006 - Reverse road rage What the fuck? Around 95% of cyclist own a driving license too, they just like t...

Oct 04 2006 - gf's mother I'm positive that it's only America that frowns upon this. All people in all ot...

Oct 04 2006 - We are the world Hip fduck donkeyt shamk fuck scuzzer. Bollocks to the third world. Who ever rem...

Oct 04 2006 - flavoured condoms You can suck a fat one and still not take a shot in the mouth. Just pull off whe...

Oct 04 2006 - Aussie girls stink more? Wretch! Hungh. hurgh, awww. hungh, wretch. Ow. Aww fuyc god! Agrkjfd. Hn. Wo...

Oct 04 2006 - big guys But most footballers are just toned, not big. Or do you mean American footballer...

Oct 04 2006 - Am i a male or female? Yes.

Oct 04 2006 - Spending Time With Friends...Or Sex? Go out with mates, get shitted, when home just barge into the bedroom demanding ...

Oct 04 2006 - Family Problems Shee probly only likes yuo coz you the only one making intrest after she got fuc...

Oct 03 2006 - getting over it Jed fucks dogs.

Oct 03 2006 - Can best friends sleep together casually? It'll only be accepted by the general public if you fuck all your male friends a...

Oct 03 2006 - Am i gay or not? Monkey sex leads to AIDS. It's well documented. And they scream funny too. Oo, o...

Oct 03 2006 - Ass fingering by girl Yeh. She's 6.

Oct 03 2006 - Ass fingering by girl My girl does this all the time. In return I give her a pokey-bum-wank when I do ...

Oct 03 2006 - Relationship? Hot doggy, jiggy jiggy!

Oct 03 2006 - Is anyone ever normal ? special needs

Oct 02 2006 - length vs girth My girlfriend prefers both. Good job I bought that 15inch black rubber truncheon...

Oct 02 2006 - IsItNormal.com Awards I'm going to think about my answer and come back shortly....

Oct 02 2006 - IsItNormal.com Awards Shit that's a lot to live up to. Funniest, well, I mean, geez, shucks, c'mon! Gu...

Oct 02 2006 - can you love more than 1 Don't go loving too many people without being careful. I hate AIDS.

Oct 02 2006 - flavoured condoms It's not about what she likes, it's what you like. If she's giving you head, you...

Oct 02 2006 - My purple ear wax..help! Blood? Your brain is bleeding heavily.

Oct 02 2006 - SMS MESSAGING Can you talk? Are you mute? If you have the power, use your voice!

Oct 02 2006 - friend wiht benifit The reason you get the headaches is because you forget to ask her to stop punchi...

Oct 02 2006 - puberty I can relate dude. I'm 27 and I'm still waiting for my first spikes. Although m...

Sep 29 2006 - pissing in weird places I have a friend who's weird looking. You can piss on his face if I can watch.

Sep 29 2006 - dippy chest Eating apples, you get a big chest. I thought you had big top bollocks.

Sep 29 2006 - Kill daycare babies Funny, I was watching the news the other night and saw some fella had shot a gir...

Sep 28 2006 - Pushing Brownies I disagree. There are many, it's just hard to find the pearls amongst the clams.

Sep 28 2006 - the guy I'm blind you dumb bitch. I keep trying to tell you, but you don't listen! I'm ...

Sep 28 2006 - Say my name bitch! We're going to call you, Shitstabber.

Sep 28 2006 - Cant get in! Maybe her hymen is in fact a leather flap. Skin can quite often be toughened aft...

Sep 28 2006 - Butt Scab Who's this ^^^ cunt copying my name?

Sep 28 2006 - not circumsized If its uncut, when it gets hard, it becomes a helmet. Whenever my girl sees my d...

Sep 28 2006 - smelling my food before i eat it? I smell like wet, dead badgers.

Sep 28 2006 - Err... There are better 'toy' shops.They are discreet and not often spoken about.

Sep 28 2006 - Read this And that was the maturest way of finding out? Fucking jesus...

Sep 28 2006 - dippy chest Eat apples, Then you'll have abig chest. Isn't that right ^^^ ?

Sep 28 2006 - Too Large? Fist them with both arms first. They'll be crying out for some small 11 inches.

Sep 28 2006 - the new kid This is a job for "FOURSOME FUCKBOY!!!". Here he is: - ta-da! "...

Sep 28 2006 - Grand Canyon Like shaking a stick in a church.

Sep 21 2006 - Friends Hate Me Your life is apparently falling apart, yet all I can ask is; do you have anythin...

Sep 21 2006 - Me And My Friend I'm amazed that this kind of story is not getting enough variation. I've read it...

Sep 21 2006 - ORAL SEX Fucking hell girl. If you can't face it and suck a good cock you have no chance ...

Sep 21 2006 - Pushing Brownies What's up with poking a 15 year olds arse? It's not sex.

Sep 21 2006 - don't have many friends quality, not quantity.

Sep 21 2006 - is he using me Hahaha. No. Men don't use girls for sex. WHAT!?!?!?!? Are you pulling my pi...

Sep 21 2006 - should i tell him? You really are daft aren't you? "Dur, I wann make it work this time" ...

Sep 21 2006 - Rainbow Kisses I do it all the time. Well, not all the time. Just for 3-5 days each month. It's...

Sep 21 2006 - Married for money Shag her until she has a heart attack. You then get the money and the pleasure o...

Sep 21 2006 - Having an older boyfriend? Do you have spikes? (little bits of hair poking through where your bush will be)...

Sep 21 2006 - outrageous orgasms! Sorry, this was my girlfriend who wrote this.

Sep 21 2006 - George Bush If you look carefully, his eyes are too close together and his chin is a bit fun...

Sep 21 2006 - My Sperm Just before your love-piss starts racing through the pipes, put a finger over yo...

Sep 21 2006 - How do you finger yourself? Use the shower head to squirt water against your labia. Then stick the bath brus...

Sep 21 2006 - explaining your self Oh it's you again. Tell him you think he's the funniest, smartest, most handsom...

Sep 21 2006 - Sit or stand? My hand doesn't go in the toilet. My toilet is deep enough the water and waste i...

Sep 21 2006 - Dog do poo too. Guff-nuts = winnits = clag-nuts = dangleberries = etc etc etc... Keep up.

Sep 21 2006 - explaining your self Has mummy just shouted, "EXPLAIN YOURSELF YOUNG MAN!" at you. Awww. D...

Sep 21 2006 - How should I go about this... What's the beef with nerds not getting laid? I'm a nerd. And I get it whenever I...

Sep 20 2006 - How should I go about this... Keep up the good work young padawan. The more of you there are, the more girls I...

Sep 20 2006 - Steve Irwins Testamonial Sonuds like it should be Kim Beastly.

Sep 20 2006 - i want 2 be rapped?? Awesome last comment. Not even worth me trying to write anything after that. Oh...

Sep 20 2006 - My Girlfriend Dooood. Tha's so sweet. You feel sooooo bad about cheating on the missus with he...

Sep 20 2006 - I was raped Come on people. There's all sorts of disturbed shit on here. Why is some made up...

Sep 20 2006 - Does He Like Me Or No Fuck me, what just happened? I'm normally a right cunt. Possibly the first tim...

Sep 20 2006 - Does He Like Me Or No You'll find most people are kind of flirting with the opposite sex most of the t...

Sep 20 2006 - Does He Like Me Or No So he's not allowed to speak to other girls? Do you boil rabbits per chance?

Sep 20 2006 - Madonnas fat ass Yep ^^^ we seem to do that a lot. Our charts are full of american shite.

Sep 20 2006 - Spoons Do you use the same spoon each time and not wash it? Filthy, that's why I like y...

Sep 20 2006 - falls jujgements I'm going to judge you and I don't even know what the fuck you look like. That'...

Sep 20 2006 - I want him to myself!!! Get over me wench.

Sep 20 2006 - anxiety Wear a monacle.

Sep 20 2006 - Sit or stand? I can't believe people stand. Doesn't it spread all over your ass cheeks when th...

Sep 20 2006 - Empty Stalls All straight men have a part of their brain which has evolved to mathematically ...

Sep 20 2006 - Incontinence & Sex Are you still together?

Sep 20 2006 - ringing ears You'll know if you have dog-ears. They'll be flopping down by the side of your f...

Sep 20 2006 - Hands No More Have they stopped flirting? Did they fuck

Sep 20 2006 - God, I love her. Did the world go soft? You want to spend a whole lifetime with someone and you h...

Sep 20 2006 - pedophile killer But he still deserved it, right?

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