Name: Gordon Keith
Location: Gaytown, Gaystate, US of Gay
Age: Older than Rhyner
Sex: Try-Sexual ( Get it? I will TRY anything once LOL LOL RLOL LMAO!!!!!)
Occupation: Multi-media Superstar
Favorite Food: Hitzges Famous Polish Sausage (singular)
Quote: "I love BELO!!!!!!!!!
PS...I just called in sick last week to interview for an intern position on the Mexican Show (Belo calls it "La Vida") so I could suck up even more to Corporate America. Take that, The Rant!!! Hahahaha, I am gonna be so famous, I am gonna be so famous..G.I love saying that, I love saying that. GK 1, Ticket:0..Anyway, i heard Ducey was real good and can do Fake Tiger, so those Musers wont miss me while I scoreboard them every day writing for Quick and being a grip on LaVida!! Scoreboard!!! Hahahahahaha. F-You Ticket! GK is going out in a blaze of glory..Hahaha...Oh man, I drank too much tonight chatting on AOL and celebrating my new job..Have to get up soon and make funnies a few more days. Those losers at the Ticket wont even notice I'm doing my HR paperwork for Belo on the corporate intranets while making funny hahas on Cumulus Time...Hahahaha LOL LOL LOL. GK: 2, Ticket: 0
Scoreboard all you P-1's!!!! Gordon Keiths ship has sailed to Belo-Town, and theres no looking back for this multi-media mogul (that would be me, Gordon Keith.... F-you MUSERS!!!!!hahahahahahah