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Jul 06 2009 - Thinking of something to say after? There's a great episode of Seinfeld that deals with that.
Jul 06 2009 - Waterlicious I feel the same way with coke
Jul 06 2009 - Anal Sex = Nasty Because the a$$ is way tighter Because it is taboo (ok, so you think it's nasty ...
Jul 06 2009 - Am i ugly? Get hot. That way no one will care about your face.
Jul 06 2009 - What should i do, im in love with a gay guy I just have one word for you: pegging
Jul 06 2009 - im always tired 24/7 is this normal? It gets even worse when you have a baby and have to wake up several times at nig...
Jul 06 2009 - Is this Normal?? Have you seen that American dad episode where Stan is a "virgin" becau...
Oct 15 2008 - In love, Normal for geeks
Oct 15 2008 - I need it! Just buy yourself a hooker. It's a lot easier than that lenghty tutorial you jus...
Oct 11 2008 - Bestfriends and Enemies Have you ever heard of the word "threesome"?
Oct 11 2008 - Beating the sh*t out of me You've been watching fight club too much
Sep 05 2008 - I get dizzy Grab a cigarrette, a beer and a chair. Smoke a little bit, then without letting ...
Sep 05 2008 - friend tried to kill herself From the very moment you post here you know it's not likely that you'll find any...
Aug 31 2008 - am i fat? Have you noticed how easy it is to get people to do exactly what you want them t...
Aug 31 2008 - Im sick of America being ragged on America is not a country, it's a continent and i don't care what you say, just g...
Aug 31 2008 - sixteen 1. Grow 3 or 4 inches 2. Grow a beard 3. Grow a moustache 4. Get buff 5. All of ...
Aug 31 2008 - how to do it Con inteligencia y salivita... el elefante se la metió a la hormiguita......
Aug 31 2008 - my gf dose somthing.......... 4. Get back together 5. Fuck her some more 6. Turn her around and fuck her in th...
Feb 07 2007 - CANT SLEEP HELP You can always start a fight club. "Self improvement is masturbation. Self...
Feb 07 2007 - Strap-on I guess after a long marriage (imagine having sex with the same person for twent...
Feb 07 2007 - Can I remove it? I used to have one of those in my leg so i took a nail clipper and cut it off......
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