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Jan 14 2007 - sexy trees Yes, My yellow spruce bends winward to my luvins when I approach.
Jan 14 2007 - hwat coworker Only if it is anal to keep vrginity in tact.
Sep 27 2006 - NIntendo Wii If they are hot why not, it's your brain being turned on.
Sep 27 2006 - secret sex with best friend You are gay and he is bi. The world is a freakshow so get freaky. Irregular?
Sep 13 2006 - Daddy-long-legs. Worms are hermaphrodite.
Sep 13 2006 - girlfriends hair Sure, and not normal.
Sep 12 2006 - My little Cuties Cheeseball.
Sep 12 2006 - McDonnalds Carrot vs. crispy bacon, hmmm.
Sep 12 2006 - 1st cousin sex you can't reproduce so the inbred genepool is a moot point. Let the banjos play...
Sep 12 2006 - Health and Safety Bollocks Expecting a hurricane?
Sep 12 2006 - Atheism wrong or something to believe in? Ya normal. I'm agnostic.
Sep 12 2006 - I'm not suprised A 3ft-wide, 200lb stingray lashed out as he snorkelled above it, piercing his he...
Sep 11 2006 - patriotism Americans are good people.
Sep 11 2006 - cult? post a link.
Sep 11 2006 - do i have social anxiety Ya you have it, I do too. Got catscans mri's all that before getting into a shr...
Sep 11 2006 - Reverse road rage Ya normal, I hate cars. My way would be a world filled with bicycles, carbon fi...
Sep 10 2006 - Turned on by thought of been Kneed in the balls I'd rather be punched in the face.
Sep 10 2006 - MySpace Homo's I check out you tube sometimes, some lonely girl vs crazy dork static. lame but...
Sep 10 2006 - animal rape no wonder dogs freak on humans and everyone is shocked.
Sep 10 2006 - We hardly ever snog Is snog in wikipedia or something.
Sep 10 2006 - I'm not suprised 2 odd accidents for Auzzies this week, sad.