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About homersimpson
Location: Springfield
Age:36
Sex: M
Occupation: Sector 7G's Safety Inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Favorite Food: Donuts, Pork Rinds, pork chops, Krusty Burgers, American Cheese
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Jan 14 2007 -
sexy trees
Yes, My yellow spruce bends winward to my luvins when I approach.
Jan 14 2007 -
hwat coworker
Only if it is anal to keep vrginity in tact.
Sep 27 2006 -
NIntendo Wii
If they are hot why not, it's your brain being turned on.
Sep 27 2006 -
secret sex with best friend
You are gay and he is bi. The world is a freakshow so get freaky. Irregular?
Sep 13 2006 -
Daddy-long-legs.
Worms are hermaphrodite.
Sep 13 2006 -
girlfriends hair
Sure, and not normal.
Sep 12 2006 -
My little Cuties
Cheeseball.
Sep 12 2006 -
McDonnalds
Carrot vs. crispy bacon, hmmm.
Sep 12 2006 -
1st cousin sex
you can't reproduce so the inbred genepool is a moot point. Let the banjos play...
Sep 12 2006 -
Health and Safety Bollocks
Expecting a hurricane?
Sep 12 2006 -
Atheism wrong or something to believe in?
Ya normal. I'm agnostic.
Sep 12 2006 -
I'm not suprised
A 3ft-wide, 200lb stingray lashed out as he snorkelled above it, piercing his he...
Sep 11 2006 -
patriotism
Americans are good people.
Sep 11 2006 -
cult?
post a link.
Sep 11 2006 -
do i have social anxiety
Ya you have it, I do too. Got catscans mri's all that before getting into a shr...
Sep 11 2006 -
Reverse road rage
Ya normal, I hate cars. My way would be a world filled with bicycles, carbon fi...
Sep 10 2006 -
Turned on by thought of been Kneed in the balls
I'd rather be punched in the face.
Sep 10 2006 -
MySpace Homo's
I check out you tube sometimes, some lonely girl vs crazy dork static. lame but...
Sep 10 2006 -
animal rape
no wonder dogs freak on humans and everyone is shocked.
Sep 10 2006 -
We hardly ever snog
Is snog in wikipedia or something.
Sep 10 2006 -
I'm not suprised
2 odd accidents for Auzzies this week, sad.
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