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May 14 2007 - solitary life? So every chance you get, you hate and hate? That description does not fit me, bu...
May 14 2007 - masterbation you probably have a Zinc deficiency, and that causes dwarfism.
May 14 2007 - The apocalypse There is obviously going to be an end of the Planet Earth, the planet is a livin...
May 14 2007 - Girls are a**holes apparently Hate is all I find in this website
May 14 2007 - Am I helpless? wow, lost your virginity at 17??, and I quote: "I just turned 18 and I have...
May 14 2007 - solitary life? I feel the same way, I find most people boring. And I care more for knowledge,...
May 14 2007 - What is wrong with everybody? Yo soy blanco y latino, asi que me puedes lamer mi blanco ano!
May 14 2007 - not all hitlers ideas were that bad No man, I had never read Charles Manson, I got that from Egyptology, Paracelsus,...
May 14 2007 - I believe most people are asleep 1) We are all brothers man, deal with it. 2) Ok. 3) If that is your personal opi...
May 14 2007 - A Faith matter... Just like scientific skeptics that weakly try to explain the mysteries of the Un...
May 14 2007 - Marihuana and the Biblie Sorry, I wrote "marihuana" twice. Although the Cannabis have being ar...
May 14 2007 - Marihuana and the Biblie Little kid, let me give you a "marijuana" lesson: Marijuana, Cannabis...
May 11 2007 - I believe most people are asleep No man, it is no help, what do you expect? laughs?
May 11 2007 - Why dont girls ask guys out? That just happens in the USA and most countries, this is because of tradition,,,...
May 11 2007 - Girl problem. options: 1) Yeah, you would regret not doing anything, that is a fact. 2) That ...
May 11 2007 - cruel intentions "Self satisfaction will get you nowhere." That is, in reality, the mo...
May 11 2007 - not all hitlers ideas were that bad We are all retarded and useless, a more evolved being would probably see us like...
May 11 2007 - I like to read the Bible Fiction is just a bit different from philosophical metaphors written by wise men...
May 11 2007 - i found a evil object Kill me, just write "George Bush"
May 11 2007 - A Faith matter... God is not a being, He is the Unification of everything.
May 11 2007 - I believe most people are asleep It is a good analogy man!!! people are like hypnotised, and that is the reason w...
May 11 2007 - pedophile killer hehehe, please read: "my fried" = "my friend"
May 11 2007 - pedophile killer You are very right on this one my fried, besides, it is just natural not to dest...
May 11 2007 - Heavy Metal Sucks We should make a movement about making everybody into the same kinda music, and ...
May 11 2007 - I believe most people are asleep ok, let me elaborate. Once you are awake, you dont do stuff like immitating a ch...
May 11 2007 - I believe most people are asleep is like talking to a wax doll
May 11 2007 - The Morning is always worse.... Everyone has a depression at least once in their life. The thing is, those feel...
May 11 2007 - I believe most people are asleep Are you aware of your anger towards anyone that disagree with you? I think not ...
May 11 2007 - I like to read the Bible hahaha, well, my intention was to sign it, as my post; I just didnt do it right....
May 11 2007 - I believe most people are asleep This is so true.
May 11 2007 - I like to read the Bible http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBEIeRSLb8k This dude was awesome, of course, no...
May 11 2007 - I like to read the Bible MMM, sorry my friend, I dont share your opinion about this. I believe we all ca...
May 11 2007 - I like to read the Bible Maybe, who knows? If you find your inner-self dancing to the macarena, and reac...
May 11 2007 - A Faith matter... Long live the Emperor Haile Selassie I, aka Rastafari!
May 11 2007 - I love my wife too damn much!! enought = enough
May 11 2007 - I like to read the Bible Crazy dude, it was me who posted this. So I take it you dont read the Bible? you...
May 11 2007 - I love my wife too damn much!! I kinda feel like if we talk enought, I can convince you of the existance of our...
May 11 2007 - I'm Addicted To My Fiance Well, everything has a reason for happening, you can take it as a survival test ...
May 11 2007 - I love my wife too damn much!! Yeah, we are equals, we love each other with the same strenght, but she is my be...
May 11 2007 - I love my wife too damn much!! I give you love in which is contained all the Summum of the Wisdom" Emeral...
May 11 2007 - I love my wife too damn much!! I may not be a realist, I love to be an optimist, so what? And this "anti-c...
May 11 2007 - I'm Addicted To My Fiance and good luck my friend.
May 11 2007 - I'm Addicted To My Fiance O dude, seems like something is up, like she is not as much in love with you as ...
May 11 2007 - I love my wife too damn much!! Dude, if you are not insecure, why do you get all frustrated about it? And you ...
May 11 2007 - I love my wife too damn much!! Thanks! I agree with you, I used to be one of those people. Before I met her, I...
May 11 2007 - I love my wife too damn much!! You see, I dont think like this because of Religion, you people always discredit...
May 11 2007 - not all hitlers ideas were that bad You have a point man, he was a great political leader, the massess followed him ...
May 11 2007 - The End Times? When Jesus died, he went to hell, and all the demons and satan feared Him. He t...
May 11 2007 - I love my wife too damn much!! Women are precious man, respect them. God put his love into his creation. Love ...
May 11 2007 - I love my wife too damn much!! Thats mean man, for future references, I wont give up any sexual details (LOTS o...
May 11 2007 - I love my wife too damn much!! No man, she doesnt have an account on here, I actually LOVE the girl. BTW, I am...
May 11 2007 - I love my wife too damn much!! Yeap, although I wanked it for 10 years like a monkey in a mango tree. I no long...
May 11 2007 - I love my wife too damn much!! Yeap, she changed everything I believed in, because it is all the Wisdom of God ...
May 11 2007 - HOTTT!!!!!!!!1 hehehe, normal
May 11 2007 - new orleans/ blessing in disguise We all learned something different from those things. The thing that this situa...
May 11 2007 - Choice vs. Determinism %u201CBe the change you want to see in the world.%u201D ~ Mahatma Gandhi Most p...
May 11 2007 - not all hitlers ideas were that bad You sound just like Cartman in South Park. You little brat
May 11 2007 - I like to read the Bible Yeap, I also believe Jesus may have been an essene; along with Mary and Joseph, ...
May 11 2007 - Im feeling so horny I said, Im not religious, Oriental medicine is not a religion man.
May 11 2007 - to be addicted to cocaine I guess you probably know that coke kills your brain like putting it into a raw ...
May 11 2007 - "My sister is addicted to X" Get her some weed, and off the X
May 11 2007 - Canker sores!!!!! yeap, see a Doctor, nobody here can give u a proper diagnostic, what do you expe...
May 11 2007 - Sex with my mom ok?? you need to stop having sex with you mother, Oedipus
May 11 2007 - Adults only And what difference does it make if she wants to touch it??? just let her man, m...
May 11 2007 - I think the bitch fucked him. If you want an explanation for this, she may have tripped, fell, and landed on h...
May 11 2007 - I think the bitch fucked him. (Warning: sarcasm comming up) If you want an explanation for thi
May 11 2007 - i view human beings, anything organic as I think you may have a bullet stuck in your brain man, go see a doctor, quick!
May 11 2007 - Adults only What are you writing a book? Mentioning the masters 2 times in like 3 lines. You...
May 11 2007 - pale or tan? Well, life work in mysterious and mostly ironic ways. The prefference on physica...
May 11 2007 - Age difference Yeap, she looks at you as her daddy. Does she have dad issues? Im guessing yeah,...
May 11 2007 - The Death Penalty Oh, dont forget the First Commandment (=
May 11 2007 - The Death Penalty "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her."...
May 11 2007 - The Death Penalty "i wanna kill people who think masterbation is wrong" Thats maybe beca...
May 11 2007 - What is wrong with everybody? Jesus was probably black, and if you were born in his time and place, you would ...
May 11 2007 - Are these wrong fantasies? "The mind is everything. What we think, we become." -- Buddha So, get...
May 11 2007 - sister asked me to... the Devil loves that
May 10 2007 - Is it normal to masturbate 8 times in 1 day? It also causes you to be redundant in your questions.
May 10 2007 - friend is trying to ruin my relationship well, he probably likes you, so confront him
May 10 2007 - addicted to sex The sexually addicted individual becomes addicted to the neuro-chemical changes ...
May 10 2007 - sex hurting? Yeap, get checked for STDs
May 10 2007 - new relationship after ending one of 5 years You need to go to learn to be single for a while. Before you can love someone wi...
May 10 2007 - Bumps We dont have to play doctors, but it could be anything, from Herpes to Candida A...
May 10 2007 - Is it normal to masturbate 8 times in 1 day? No not normal, but keep it up and you are gonna die as a young man.
May 10 2007 - The Death Penalty No not normal, only God can decide a humans time to die; if another human does i...
May 10 2007 - Im feeling so horny I am not part of any religion, and I dont masturbate... But I like to research ...
May 10 2007 - Im feeling so horny I used to "wank" it everyday for 10 years, but now I dont. I feel more...
May 10 2007 - STD's but you may get pregnant
May 10 2007 - STD's no, but you can
May 10 2007 - y do peopl hate the jews Jews are not the target. Ignorance makes people stereotype entire communities b...
May 10 2007 - Im feeling so horny Meditate, I also dont believe in masturbation. The answer is Yoga and/or Meditat...
May 10 2007 - Is this normal? you need to get a hobby
May 10 2007 - What is wrong with everybody? "Tis true without lying, certain & most true. That which is below is li...
May 10 2007 - Rape or double standard but what are you bitching about?
May 10 2007 - Rape or double standard It is rape, but what are you i
May 10 2007 - normal penis size the size of your right leg
May 10 2007 - "My sister is addicted to X" "Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world If someone ever offers it to you, d...
May 10 2007 - The Force You gotta open your chakras first
May 10 2007 - I beat women you got to be the biggest pussy ever
May 10 2007 - Cancer SEE A DOCTOR my friend. What do you think people in this site is gonna say abou...
May 10 2007 - I f**ked my dog... you penis will soon fall off mate
May 10 2007 - What is wrong with everybody? Jesus was black man
May 10 2007 - Cannabis and Herpes very funny smithee
May 10 2007 - Cannabis and Herpes Man, Chris, you demonstrate your ignorance in EVERY post, this is ridiculous. A...
May 10 2007 - Cannabis and Herpes wow, I am amazed, get over it people!! Weed does NOT kill brain cells, the gove...
May 09 2007 - confused about penis size Stop dreaming about your sisters boyfriend, you become what your mind thinks. I...
May 09 2007 - Fag Enablers I am confused, you said: "so naturally i hate fags". So you hate your...
May 09 2007 - Cannabis and Herpes Oh, and btw, good luck with that my friend.
May 09 2007 - Best friend got fingered Totally normal, you should be happy she is a girl my friend, cause it seems you ...
May 09 2007 - Cannabis and Herpes Wow, now Im scared, I gotta get that checked out... But yeah!! Legalize it!!!
May 09 2007 - Insecure about my penis size plus, he is a 14 year old kid
May 09 2007 - boyfriend troubles agree!
May 09 2007 - My bezzle is a lame-o!!!!!!!!1111 yeap, your writing habits made me not want to type a productive comment about th...
May 09 2007 - Boy cl*t Why would the word "c.l.i.t" be censored for???? Is just a body part. ...
May 09 2007 - Boy cl*t Ok, everyone seems to be addressing the G-spot, but girls have a G-Spot. So the ...
May 09 2007 - head dissapointing If you love the girl, it would make all the difference in the World.
May 09 2007 - What is wrong with everybody? What are you talking about mate? there has always been different races, even in ...
May 09 2007 - Help me out! If you really like her, there is no way you should try to stay as friends, why??...
May 09 2007 - Reflections about GOD and Satan By saying God doesnt exist, you are saying that you understand the Eternity of t...
May 09 2007 - Marihuana is for the Healing of the Nations hehe, you are so right my friend
May 09 2007 - Is it bad if you masturbate frequently? Yeah, it decreases your protein levels, and you waste a whole lot ammount of Zin...
May 09 2007 - Marihuana is for the Healing of the Nations I think I may have an oral fixation
May 09 2007 - Marihuana is for the Healing of the Nations No man, I started smoking weed when I was 18. I started smoking tobacco at 19, ...
May 09 2007 - Straight people hate gay people The World is full of hate my friend, and not just towards gay people; many have ...
May 09 2007 - Straight people hate gay people The World is full of h
May 09 2007 - out clubbing I dont want to sound mean but you sound very desperate for affection. If you re...
May 09 2007 - What is wrong with everybody? "Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgement ye judge, ye sha...
May 09 2007 - myboyfriend has a fat fetish!! HELP ME!! Ask him to lay off with the fat porn
May 09 2007 - Not sure if he's cumming when we have sex? Yeap, I agree with this dude
May 09 2007 - Marihuana is for the Healing of the Nations Yeah, Tobacco smoke suck man, thats another reason why we need the weed, it can ...
May 09 2007 - Marihuana is for the Healing of the Nations If someone cannot handle weed, then dont use it. That means more ganja for us th...
May 08 2007 - Is it normal to hate the British? Yeap, hate only generates hate, is a vicious cicle, and youre on it. Also, ster...
May 08 2007 - Marihuana is for the Healing of the Nations If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take...
May 08 2007 - Marihuana is for the Healing of the Nations Ok ok ok, take the bible out, lets see what you have to say against this argumen...
May 08 2007 - i am i worried Demons HATE chastity, so you are in a good path my friend, if you decide to go f...
May 08 2007 - Am I looking too closely? It means you see sex images everywere, you could have been a good subject of stu...
May 08 2007 - not there yet I now believe that if you make love to someone, you are marrying that person in ...
May 08 2007 - Hott, yet not getting any? Yeap, dont be confused by high scholl boys, they are the ones that are confused....
May 08 2007 - I Want to f**k my sister Yeah, and your son can start a mutant race too.
May 08 2007 - I don't have agirlfriend hehehe, smell is important man, almost as important as looks or brain. You shoul...
May 08 2007 - am i god? The Greeks used to say: "Homo nosce te ipsum" "Man, know thyself ...
May 08 2007 - She likes him, I like him, But he likes me... with her, but try to relax, (count to 10), and you gotta be the one handling the...
May 08 2007 - She likes him, I like him, But he likes me... That is a very common situation, your bf is probably jealous because he prefered...
May 07 2007 - drug addict? And sorry if I sound retarded to you folks, English is not my first language, is...
May 07 2007 - People Have America All Wrong (Jesus:) "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the childre...
May 07 2007 - drug addict? Im not retarded, I actually have an average of 127 IQ. I think it may be increas...
May 07 2007 - I think the bitch fucked him. Shes probably cheating, the fault is hers not the mans, since the dude is only g...
May 07 2007 - why??? beacause is an ancient religious ritual whichs origin is lost in antiquity. And ...
May 07 2007 - God and Religion Ok, so you have love someone right? If you have, you should know that is impossi...
May 07 2007 - Marihuana and the Biblie Yeah dude, I only wrote the parts of the Bible were the actual hebrew word "...
May 03 2007 - Mission accomplished!!! Not normal, the president trying to make people in their houses feel safe, while...
May 03 2007 - Addicted to that sh*t Normal, thats why drug abuse actually increased after illegalization, people are...
May 03 2007 - I have 2 get out now! Id say, wait until you got some stability at work, then you can move out, thats ...
May 03 2007 - I have 2 get out now! wow, the Government have their dick so inside you guys, you dont even feel it no...
May 03 2007 - Jackin off I may seem like a broken record, but masturbation is energy suicide man, look up...
May 03 2007 - God and Religion Each one of us is the temporary presentation of something eternal... The unifica...
May 03 2007 - People Have America All Wrong http://www.nexusmagazine.com/articles/wallstdrugs.html
May 03 2007 - People Have America All Wrong Hi there, if you think about it, its kind of evident that all Governments of the...
May 03 2007 - Toilet Freakout. Hahaham let me see... mmm, nope, I think the last time I shit in my pants was in...
May 03 2007 - wITH OUT RLIGION WE WOULD BE IN TOTAL CHAOS Bin Laden probably did what he did for political reasons, using Religion as a ho...
May 03 2007 - People Have America All Wrong Im not saying Americans are bad people, I speak of the World in general. The thi...
May 02 2007 - People Have America All Wrong About the Bush thing, I didnt make that up, Michael Moore did. Im just saying is...
May 02 2007 - People Have America All Wrong According to Webster Online Dictionary: -Word: Killer Function: Noun Definition:...
May 02 2007 - People Have America All Wrong Nope, it just means you can see things more clarily than others.
May 02 2007 - People Have America All Wrong "Who do you think our troops are?" The US troops that have killed abou...
May 02 2007 - People Have America All Wrong I dont judge people ChrisUFC, just because you are a killer doesnt mean you are ...
May 02 2007 - People Have America All Wrong I dont answer you fully sometimes, because is very difficult (if not impossible)...
May 02 2007 - Anger: please read you need a girlfriend man
May 02 2007 - People Have America All Wrong You see? thats what Im talking about, CrisUFC you will never convince me that ki...
May 02 2007 - People Have America All Wrong Yeah right, like the budget spent on warfare instead of helping people in pobert...
May 02 2007 - A big vagina feels wonderful You stick your balls in there? I couldnt, my balls are sensitive man, not for pl...
May 02 2007 - Strong that aint a bad idea man
May 02 2007 - wITH OUT RLIGION WE WOULD BE IN TOTAL CHAOS Religion is not guilty for 9/11 or Iraq, but the ignorant people actually doing ...
May 02 2007 - Marihuana and the Biblie Legalization wont make the drugs worst, but it wont allow the autorities to crim...
May 01 2007 - problems with my man. advice would be nice. Communication is always good, you need to open up to him.
May 01 2007 - your opinion on this... yeap, but you mean "Tabacco Smoking"
May 01 2007 - wITH OUT RLIGION WE WOULD BE IN TOTAL CHAOS There is the Good mentality or the Bad mentality, religions are just men creatio...
May 01 2007 - My right nutt hurts SEE A DOCTOR man, wtf???
May 01 2007 - Cheating You re messed up. How does it "just happens"? Get a grip.
May 01 2007 - Is she cheating? This seems like a touchy subject, but just to give my opinion about what I would...
May 01 2007 - My friends are horrible when im a little techy If you get mad, it will just get worst,,, try ignoring those types of comments
May 01 2007 - Breathing Concentration Just like Michael Jordan dude
May 01 2007 - Loch Ness Monster he feeds on humans...
May 01 2007 - going cold turkey masturbation-wise No more debate? I guess all people are happy with masturbating, except me.
May 01 2007 - drug addict? stick to marihuana
May 01 2007 - Marihuana and the Biblie A little weed will calm your temper a bit
May 01 2007 - George Wussie Bush Here I am, for the pain of some, is sad to see people deciding on who to kill, w...
May 01 2007 - Toilet Freakout. It is recommended to shit 1 or 2 times a day. If you dont, shit start stuffing i...
May 01 2007 - mmm! K.F.C. but at the same time, I had to stop going there, I was getting fat.
May 01 2007 - Not sure if he's cumming when we have sex? thats another possibility, you should be careful
May 01 2007 - obcessed by big brests Just a correction, the size of the breasts is not related to the quantity of mil...
Apr 30 2007 - i cry well, stop masturbating, therefore, no more crying,,, see a shrink
Apr 30 2007 - god and virgina tech No man, you got it wrong, like most people. The thing is, God is love, God is cr...
Apr 30 2007 - Lessons of Virginia Tech You have an ass kissing problem? Im sorry man, but that is too much information.
Apr 30 2007 - how many times should you wack off a day Thanks for your advice man, but I get all the help I need from my wife, no need ...
Apr 30 2007 - I killed my gerbil hahaha, dont worry, the chick survived the incident. Although I wont tell what h...
Apr 30 2007 - I believe all drugs should be legal! Wow, your friend lit one up? I´ve litten up about 5000 big ones, should I ...
Apr 27 2007 - Most Popular Girl Cool, I may have started a beat, funk you shit up!!
Apr 27 2007 - Most Popular Girl That kind of popularity is so shallow I can throw up, it is just not real, grow ...
Apr 27 2007 - I killed my gerbil When I was little, I stuck a baby chick into a toy airplane. I thought it could...
Apr 27 2007 - how many times should you wack off a day You loose precious "brain food" too, like Zinc. I dont care what anyo...