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humble_dude's Profile (7533)
About humble_dude
Name: Mistery
Location: CR
Age: 24
Sex: Male
Occupation: Techy
Quote: "Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds"
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May 14 2007 -
solitary life?
So every chance you get, you hate and hate? That description does not fit me, bu...
May 14 2007 -
masterbation
you probably have a Zinc deficiency, and that causes dwarfism.
May 14 2007 -
The apocalypse
There is obviously going to be an end of the Planet Earth, the planet is a livin...
May 14 2007 -
Girls are a**holes
apparently Hate is all I find in this website
May 14 2007 -
Am I helpless?
wow, lost your virginity at 17??, and I quote: "I just turned 18 and I have...
May 14 2007 -
solitary life?
I feel the same way, I find most people boring. And I care more for knowledge,...
May 14 2007 -
What is wrong with everybody?
Yo soy blanco y latino, asi que me puedes lamer mi blanco ano!
May 14 2007 -
not all hitlers ideas were that bad
No man, I had never read Charles Manson, I got that from Egyptology, Paracelsus,...
May 14 2007 -
I believe most people are asleep
1) We are all brothers man, deal with it. 2) Ok. 3) If that is your personal opi...
May 14 2007 -
A Faith matter...
Just like scientific skeptics that weakly try to explain the mysteries of the Un...
May 14 2007 -
Marihuana and the Biblie
Sorry, I wrote "marihuana" twice. Although the Cannabis have being ar...
May 14 2007 -
Marihuana and the Biblie
Little kid, let me give you a "marijuana" lesson: Marijuana, Cannabis...
May 11 2007 -
I believe most people are asleep
No man, it is no help, what do you expect? laughs?
May 11 2007 -
Getting Caught
mmm, keep it inside your pants dude!
May 11 2007 -
Why dont girls ask guys out?
That just happens in the USA and most countries, this is because of tradition,,,...
May 11 2007 -
Girl problem.
options: 1) Yeah, you would regret not doing anything, that is a fact. 2) That ...
May 11 2007 -
cruel intentions
"Self satisfaction will get you nowhere." That is, in reality, the mo...
May 11 2007 -
not all hitlers ideas were that bad
We are all retarded and useless, a more evolved being would probably see us like...
May 11 2007 -
I like to read the Bible
Fiction is just a bit different from philosophical metaphors written by wise men...
May 11 2007 -
i found a evil object
Kill me, just write "George Bush"
May 11 2007 -
A Faith matter...
God is not a being, He is the Unification of everything.
May 11 2007 -
I believe most people are asleep
It is a good analogy man!!! people are like hypnotised, and that is the reason w...
May 11 2007 -
pedophile killer
hehehe, please read: "my fried" = "my friend"
May 11 2007 -
pedophile killer
You are very right on this one my fried, besides, it is just natural not to dest...
May 11 2007 -
Heavy Metal Sucks
We should make a movement about making everybody into the same kinda music, and ...
May 11 2007 -
I believe most people are asleep
ok, let me elaborate. Once you are awake, you dont do stuff like immitating a ch...
May 11 2007 -
I believe most people are asleep
is like talking to a wax doll
May 11 2007 -
The Morning is always worse....
Everyone has a depression at least once in their life. The thing is, those feel...
May 11 2007 -
I believe most people are asleep
Are you aware of your anger towards anyone that disagree with you? I think not ...
May 11 2007 -
I like to read the Bible
hahaha, well, my intention was to sign it, as my post; I just didnt do it right....
May 11 2007 -
I believe most people are asleep
This is so true.
May 11 2007 -
I like to read the Bible
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBEIeRSLb8k This dude was awesome, of course, no...
May 11 2007 -
I like to read the Bible
MMM, sorry my friend, I dont share your opinion about this. I believe we all ca...
May 11 2007 -
I like to read the Bible
Maybe, who knows? If you find your inner-self dancing to the macarena, and reac...
May 11 2007 -
A Faith matter...
Long live the Emperor Haile Selassie I, aka Rastafari!
May 11 2007 -
I love my wife too damn much!!
enought = enough
May 11 2007 -
I like to read the Bible
Crazy dude, it was me who posted this. So I take it you dont read the Bible? you...
May 11 2007 -
I love my wife too damn much!!
I kinda feel like if we talk enought, I can convince you of the existance of our...
May 11 2007 -
I'm Addicted To My Fiance
Well, everything has a reason for happening, you can take it as a survival test ...
May 11 2007 -
I love my wife too damn much!!
Yeah, we are equals, we love each other with the same strenght, but she is my be...
May 11 2007 -
I love my wife too damn much!!
I give you love in which is contained all the Summum of the Wisdom" Emeral...
May 11 2007 -
I love my wife too damn much!!
I may not be a realist, I love to be an optimist, so what? And this "anti-c...
May 11 2007 -
I'm Addicted To My Fiance
and good luck my friend.
May 11 2007 -
I'm Addicted To My Fiance
O dude, seems like something is up, like she is not as much in love with you as ...
May 11 2007 -
I love my wife too damn much!!
Dude, if you are not insecure, why do you get all frustrated about it? And you ...
May 11 2007 -
I love my wife too damn much!!
Thanks! I agree with you, I used to be one of those people. Before I met her, I...
May 11 2007 -
I love my wife too damn much!!
You see, I dont think like this because of Religion, you people always discredit...
May 11 2007 -
not all hitlers ideas were that bad
You have a point man, he was a great political leader, the massess followed him ...
May 11 2007 -
The End Times?
When Jesus died, he went to hell, and all the demons and satan feared Him. He t...
May 11 2007 -
I love my wife too damn much!!
Women are precious man, respect them. God put his love into his creation. Love ...
May 11 2007 -
I love my wife too damn much!!
Thats mean man, for future references, I wont give up any sexual details (LOTS o...
May 11 2007 -
I love my wife too damn much!!
No man, she doesnt have an account on here, I actually LOVE the girl. BTW, I am...
May 11 2007 -
I love my wife too damn much!!
Yeap, although I wanked it for 10 years like a monkey in a mango tree. I no long...
May 11 2007 -
I love my wife too damn much!!
Yeap, she changed everything I believed in, because it is all the Wisdom of God ...
May 11 2007 -
HOTTT!!!!!!!!1
hehehe, normal
May 11 2007 -
new orleans/ blessing in disguise
We all learned something different from those things. The thing that this situa...
May 11 2007 -
Choice vs. Determinism
%u201CBe the change you want to see in the world.%u201D ~ Mahatma Gandhi Most p...
May 11 2007 -
not all hitlers ideas were that bad
You sound just like Cartman in South Park. You little brat
May 11 2007 -
I like to read the Bible
Yeap, I also believe Jesus may have been an essene; along with Mary and Joseph, ...
May 11 2007 -
Im feeling so horny
I said, Im not religious, Oriental medicine is not a religion man.
May 11 2007 -
masterbation
yeah, sex is better if you dont masturbate.
May 11 2007 -
Put America on a different planet
Also, I dont believe in stereotyping, so in NO means Im saying ALL americans are...
May 11 2007 -
Put America on a different planet
I hate to bring it to you guys, but the need of nations is something I probably ...
May 11 2007 -
to be addicted to cocaine
I guess you probably know that coke kills your brain like putting it into a raw ...
May 11 2007 -
"My sister is addicted to X"
Get her some weed, and off the X
May 11 2007 -
Canker sores!!!!!
yeap, see a Doctor, nobody here can give u a proper diagnostic, what do you expe...
May 11 2007 -
Sex with my mom ok??
you need to stop having sex with you mother, Oedipus
May 11 2007 -
Adults only
And what difference does it make if she wants to touch it??? just let her man, m...
May 11 2007 -
I think the bitch fucked him.
If you want an explanation for this, she may have tripped, fell, and landed on h...
May 11 2007 -
I think the bitch fucked him.
(Warning: sarcasm comming up) If you want an explanation for thi
May 11 2007 -
i view human beings, anything organic as
I think you may have a bullet stuck in your brain man, go see a doctor, quick!
May 11 2007 -
Adults only
What are you writing a book? Mentioning the masters 2 times in like 3 lines. You...
May 11 2007 -
pale or tan?
Well, life work in mysterious and mostly ironic ways. The prefference on physica...
May 11 2007 -
Age difference
Yeap, she looks at you as her daddy. Does she have dad issues? Im guessing yeah,...
May 11 2007 -
The Death Penalty
Oh, dont forget the First Commandment (=
May 11 2007 -
The Death Penalty
"He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her."...
May 11 2007 -
The Death Penalty
"i wanna kill people who think masterbation is wrong" Thats maybe beca...
May 11 2007 -
What is wrong with everybody?
Jesus was probably black, and if you were born in his time and place, you would ...
May 11 2007 -
Interracial
overall stereotypes are not intelligent, but most people arent so wth
May 11 2007 -
Are these wrong fantasies?
"The mind is everything. What we think, we become." -- Buddha So, get...
May 11 2007 -
sister asked me to...
the Devil loves that
May 10 2007 -
Is it normal to masturbate 8 times in 1 day?
It also causes you to be redundant in your questions.
May 10 2007 -
friend is trying to ruin my relationship
well, he probably likes you, so confront him
May 10 2007 -
addicted to sex
The sexually addicted individual becomes addicted to the neuro-chemical changes ...
May 10 2007 -
sex hurting?
Yeap, get checked for STDs
May 10 2007 -
new relationship after ending one of 5 years
You need to go to learn to be single for a while. Before you can love someone wi...
May 10 2007 -
Bumps
We dont have to play doctors, but it could be anything, from Herpes to Candida A...
May 10 2007 -
Is it normal to masturbate 8 times in 1 day?
No not normal, but keep it up and you are gonna die as a young man.
May 10 2007 -
The Death Penalty
No not normal, only God can decide a humans time to die; if another human does i...
May 10 2007 -
Im feeling so horny
I am not part of any religion, and I dont masturbate... But I like to research ...
May 10 2007 -
Im feeling so horny
I used to "wank" it everyday for 10 years, but now I dont. I feel more...
May 10 2007 -
STD's
but you may get pregnant
May 10 2007 -
STD's
no, but you can
May 10 2007 -
y do peopl hate the jews
Jews are not the target. Ignorance makes people stereotype entire communities b...
May 10 2007 -
Im feeling so horny
Meditate, I also dont believe in masturbation. The answer is Yoga and/or Meditat...
May 10 2007 -
Is this normal?
you need to get a hobby
May 10 2007 -
What is wrong with everybody?
"Tis true without lying, certain & most true. That which is below is li...
May 10 2007 -
Once a w**** always a w****. what you think
This is very hypocritical, you call the girls bitches, but you act worst a bitch...
May 10 2007 -
Rape or double standard
but what are you bitching about?
May 10 2007 -
Rape or double standard
It is rape, but what are you i
May 10 2007 -
Penis Size
the size of your right leg
May 10 2007 -
"My sister is addicted to X"
"Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world If someone ever offers it to you, d...
May 10 2007 -
The Force
You gotta open your chakras first
May 10 2007 -
I beat women
you got to be the biggest pussy ever
May 10 2007 -
Cancer
SEE A DOCTOR my friend. What do you think people in this site is gonna say abou...
May 10 2007 -
I f**ked my dog...
you penis will soon fall off mate
May 10 2007 -
What is wrong with everybody?
Jesus was black man
May 10 2007 -
Cannabis and Herpes
very funny smithee
May 10 2007 -
Cannabis and Herpes
Man, Chris, you demonstrate your ignorance in EVERY post, this is ridiculous. A...
May 10 2007 -
Cannabis and Herpes
wow, I am amazed, get over it people!! Weed does NOT kill brain cells, the gove...
May 09 2007 -
confused about penis size
Stop dreaming about your sisters boyfriend, you become what your mind thinks. I...
May 09 2007 -
Fag Enablers
I am confused, you said: "so naturally i hate fags". So you hate your...
May 09 2007 -
Cannabis and Herpes
Oh, and btw, good luck with that my friend.
May 09 2007 -
Best friend got fingered
Totally normal, you should be happy she is a girl my friend, cause it seems you ...
May 09 2007 -
Cannabis and Herpes
Wow, now Im scared, I gotta get that checked out... But yeah!! Legalize it!!!
May 09 2007 -
Insecure about my penis size
plus, he is a 14 year old kid
May 09 2007 -
boyfriend troubles
agree!
May 09 2007 -
My bezzle is a lame-o!!!!!!!!1111
yeap, your writing habits made me not want to type a productive comment about th...
May 09 2007 -
Boy cl*t
Why would the word "c.l.i.t" be censored for???? Is just a body part. ...
May 09 2007 -
Boy cl*t
Ok, everyone seems to be addressing the G-spot, but girls have a G-Spot. So the ...
May 09 2007 -
head dissapointing
If you love the girl, it would make all the difference in the World.
May 09 2007 -
Long Distance
It sometimes works, but is very difficult, if its real love, is real love. But ...
May 09 2007 -
What is wrong with everybody?
What are you talking about mate? there has always been different races, even in ...
May 09 2007 -
Help me out!
If you really like her, there is no way you should try to stay as friends, why??...
May 09 2007 -
Reflections about GOD and Satan
By saying God doesnt exist, you are saying that you understand the Eternity of t...
May 09 2007 -
How drugs effect your reputation
Society s stereotypes and hipocresy are difficult to eliminate. What you need t...
May 09 2007 -
Majuana addiction?
Please help??? I think there are too many anti-weed people posting stories sou...
May 09 2007 -
I HATE BLACK PEOPLE
The first part is: Until, the phylosophy wich hold one race superior, and inferi...
May 09 2007 -
I HATE BLACK PEOPLE
And abandoned - Everywhere is war - Me say war. That until there no longer Fir...
May 09 2007 -
Marihuana is for the Healing of the Nations
hehe, you are so right my friend
May 09 2007 -
ANZAC
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them...
May 09 2007 -
Is it bad if you masturbate frequently?
Yeah, it decreases your protein levels, and you waste a whole lot ammount of Zin...
May 09 2007 -
Marihuana is for the Healing of the Nations
I think I may have an oral fixation
May 09 2007 -
Marihuana is for the Healing of the Nations
No man, I started smoking weed when I was 18. I started smoking tobacco at 19, ...
May 09 2007 -
U like bush agree or disagree
Yeap, Im with Smithee on this one. - A president that puts war as a #1 priority...
May 09 2007 -
U like bush agree or disagree
Yeapg
May 09 2007 -
Straight people hate gay people
The World is full of hate my friend, and not just towards gay people; many have ...
May 09 2007 -
Straight people hate gay people
The World is full of h
May 09 2007 -
out clubbing
I dont want to sound mean but you sound very desperate for affection. If you re...
May 09 2007 -
What is wrong with everybody?
"Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgement ye judge, ye sha...
May 09 2007 -
myboyfriend has a fat fetish!! HELP ME!!
Ask him to lay off with the fat porn
May 09 2007 -
Lube??
That doesnt sound good, try baby oil...
May 09 2007 -
Not sure if he's cumming when we have sex?
Yeap, I agree with this dude
May 09 2007 -
Marihuana is for the Healing of the Nations
Yeah, Tobacco smoke suck man, thats another reason why we need the weed, it can ...
May 09 2007 -
Marihuana is for the Healing of the Nations
If someone cannot handle weed, then dont use it. That means more ganja for us th...
May 08 2007 -
Is it normal to hate the British?
Yeap, hate only generates hate, is a vicious cicle, and youre on it. Also, ster...
May 08 2007 -
Marihuana is for the Healing of the Nations
If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take...
May 08 2007 -
Marihuana is for the Healing of the Nations
Ok ok ok, take the bible out, lets see what you have to say against this argumen...
May 08 2007 -
i am i worried
Demons HATE chastity, so you are in a good path my friend, if you decide to go f...
May 08 2007 -
Am I looking too closely?
It means you see sex images everywere, you could have been a good subject of stu...
May 08 2007 -
not there yet
I now believe that if you make love to someone, you are marrying that person in ...
May 08 2007 -
Hott, yet not getting any?
Yeap, dont be confused by high scholl boys, they are the ones that are confused....
May 08 2007 -
I Want to f**k my sister
Yeah, and your son can start a mutant race too.
May 08 2007 -
I don't have agirlfriend
hehehe, smell is important man, almost as important as looks or brain. You shoul...
May 08 2007 -
Any smaller women find bigger men attractive?
hahaha, no actual sex? what a dumb lie
May 08 2007 -
am i god?
The Greeks used to say: "Homo nosce te ipsum" "Man, know thyself ...
May 08 2007 -
She likes him, I like him, But he likes me...
with her, but try to relax, (count to 10), and you gotta be the one handling the...
May 08 2007 -
She likes him, I like him, But he likes me...
That is a very common situation, your bf is probably jealous because he prefered...
May 07 2007 -
I don't belive in god
Hi there man, I find your reasoning very articulate and even cool; because you h...
May 07 2007 -
420, 4/20
FYI: Cannabis users dont need rehab, the THC stores in body fat, so when you bur...
May 07 2007 -
drug addict?
And sorry if I sound retarded to you folks, English is not my first language, is...
May 07 2007 -
People Have America All Wrong
(Jesus:) "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the childre...
May 07 2007 -
What would Jesus Do?
Sorry man, I can see why you didnt get it. Some people are not into spiritual te...
May 07 2007 -
drug addict?
Im not retarded, I actually have an average of 127 IQ. I think it may be increas...
May 07 2007 -
My foreskin
I have thought about it, but my wife tells me she likes it better, no girl has e...
May 07 2007 -
I think the bitch fucked him.
Shes probably cheating, the fault is hers not the mans, since the dude is only g...
May 07 2007 -
why???
beacause is an ancient religious ritual whichs origin is lost in antiquity. And ...
May 07 2007 -
God and Religion
Ok, so you have love someone right? If you have, you should know that is impossi...
May 07 2007 -
Marihuana and the Biblie
Yeah dude, I only wrote the parts of the Bible were the actual hebrew word "...
May 03 2007 -
Mission accomplished!!!
Not normal, the president trying to make people in their houses feel safe, while...
May 03 2007 -
Addicted to that sh*t
Normal, thats why drug abuse actually increased after illegalization, people are...
May 03 2007 -
I have 2 get out now!
Id say, wait until you got some stability at work, then you can move out, thats ...
May 03 2007 -
I have 2 get out now!
wow, the Government have their dick so inside you guys, you dont even feel it no...
May 03 2007 -
Jackin off
I may seem like a broken record, but masturbation is energy suicide man, look up...
May 03 2007 -
God and Religion
Each one of us is the temporary presentation of something eternal... The unifica...
May 03 2007 -
I want to live...
I just dont care if you like me or not, in fact, but if you are going to be insu...
May 03 2007 -
People Have America All Wrong
http://www.nexusmagazine.com/articles/wallstdrugs.html
May 03 2007 -
People Have America All Wrong
Hi there, if you think about it, its kind of evident that all Governments of the...
May 03 2007 -
Toilet Freakout.
Hahaham let me see... mmm, nope, I think the last time I shit in my pants was in...
May 03 2007 -
wITH OUT RLIGION WE WOULD BE IN TOTAL CHAOS
Bin Laden probably did what he did for political reasons, using Religion as a ho...
May 03 2007 -
People Have America All Wrong
Im not saying Americans are bad people, I speak of the World in general. The thi...
May 03 2007 -
I want to live...
Man, your ignorance is your enemy, I thank God I see with clarity of mind; and I...
May 02 2007 -
People Have America All Wrong
About the Bush thing, I didnt make that up, Michael Moore did. Im just saying is...
May 02 2007 -
People Have America All Wrong
According to Webster Online Dictionary: -Word: Killer Function: Noun Definition:...
May 02 2007 -
I want to live...
Christ is inside each one of us, even Iraqi people man.
May 02 2007 -
People Have America All Wrong
Nope, it just means you can see things more clarily than others.
May 02 2007 -
I want to live...
"You pray to god becuase you are high and I hope he loooks down on you for ...
May 02 2007 -
People Have America All Wrong
"Who do you think our troops are?" The US troops that have killed abou...
May 02 2007 -
I want to live...
Soldiers are not Evil, it is their actions that makes them evil, and only God ca...
May 02 2007 -
People Have America All Wrong
I dont judge people ChrisUFC, just because you are a killer doesnt mean you are ...
May 02 2007 -
People Have America All Wrong
I dont answer you fully sometimes, because is very difficult (if not impossible)...
May 02 2007 -
I want to live...
Keep calling everyone hippies, that will keep everyones mind there, and they wil...
May 02 2007 -
Anger: please read
you need a girlfriend man
May 02 2007 -
I want to live...
You need help man, seriously, threatening to kill people for their beliefs is no...
May 02 2007 -
People Have America All Wrong
You see? thats what Im talking about, CrisUFC you will never convince me that ki...
May 02 2007 -
I want to live...
I havent seen any good replies from you, so I dunno what your talking about. A ...
May 02 2007 -
I want to live...
If you read some studies, you wouldnt be so ignorant. It is really sad you suppo...
May 02 2007 -
People Have America All Wrong
Yeah right, like the budget spent on warfare instead of helping people in pobert...
May 02 2007 -
I want to live...
I know you are not directing those comments to me, but I posted this, so I can c...
May 02 2007 -
I want to live...
Im pretty sure we had this conversation before, the one when I gave you all the ...