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Dec 31 2007 - Drinking is Stupid. Meh. Drinking can be fun, but once the novelty of people seeing you drunk has wo...
Dec 27 2007 - Attraction You shouldn't be attracted to any farm animals full stop.
Aug 04 2007 - what am i doin wrong... long please read Too long.
Aug 04 2007 - "Theory" of evolution We are all going to die.
Apr 30 2007 - What should i do Wha.....?
Apr 30 2007 - Won't mention name of girl I likegvasfbhaj *should
Apr 30 2007 - I want to have... That's rather abnormal.
Apr 23 2007 - aim?????? Why not just IM?
Apr 20 2007 - aim?????? What's AIM??
Apr 20 2007 - IS there anything else? They're called fingers.
Apr 20 2007 - i am to conected What smithee said.
Apr 20 2007 - is it normal Why is that?
Apr 20 2007 - Ugly Duckling? Sh.
Apr 19 2007 - Girls wearing guys clothing Wow, you're a ski instructor? Nice one.
Apr 18 2007 - I saw blood in my cum Mine's fluorescent. Don't complain.
Apr 18 2007 - Talking to a girl on MSN We do?
Apr 18 2007 - relationships Maybe if you ceased referring to woman as poultry they might be more interested.
Apr 17 2007 - Brawk Tell her to get laid.
Apr 17 2007 - what should i say? That really depends whether you like her or not.
Apr 17 2007 - tired joke telling I know. Hehe.
Apr 17 2007 - addicted to music? They're amazing...:D
Apr 16 2007 - like2 girls witch one Gracias.
Apr 15 2007 - When is it good to start having sex? Hear hear.
Apr 15 2007 - i wish i was a whale I really can't work out in what situation this "love making" would occ...
Apr 15 2007 - My 'Cyber' Boyfriend We are, my friend, we are.
Apr 15 2007 - wanking Seen any Ricky Gervais? Capture a fly, pull off one of it's legs. Apparentl...
Apr 15 2007 - Do you do this? Too much beans.
Apr 15 2007 - Sexual Fantasy Over a Cerial Box What's a cerial box?
Apr 15 2007 - so what that im a retard Start using punctuation?
Apr 15 2007 - random article on Wikipedia when bored Oh my god. Tell us more.
Apr 15 2007 - Squatting on candles Jeez. It's probably just a weird fetish - go with it.
Apr 15 2007 - addicted to music? To be honest I don't really know what you mean by techno. I assumed it was those...
Apr 14 2007 - I prefer to be cold Hell yeah. Winter over summer anyday.
Apr 14 2007 - What makes a girl like you? Intelligence, humour and a manly vibe about them.
Apr 14 2007 - vanity That's kind of weird. Smiling should attract people to you, because it gives off...
Apr 14 2007 - Cheaters Who's better?
Apr 14 2007 - after i come Hehe. Pipes.
Apr 14 2007 - please help me Hmmm, leave it a while before you do it again.
Apr 14 2007 - deaf daydreaming How could you ask a deaf person?
Apr 14 2007 - addicted to music? Yeah, I get that. But with good music. Led Zeppelin, Stone Roses, Status Qu...
Apr 14 2007 - Taboo but funny? Sexist ones are good too. I'm sure I've got a few of those floating around on th...
Apr 14 2007 - I like playing with army men We take army men and set them up around the school in un-obvious places e.g. up ...
Apr 14 2007 - He hairdries his parts! Does he straighten it too?
Apr 14 2007 - sexxxx Oh. The girls will be FLOCKING. Weirdo.
Apr 14 2007 - Olmsted, my olmsted Sounds like a horses name.
Apr 14 2007 - Are red heads less attractive? That girl off Will and Grace is freaking hot.
Apr 14 2007 - I hate idiots I don't get your point.
Apr 14 2007 - embarassed Everyone at your school, eh? Some school.
Apr 14 2007 - Late period after first time. Thought so. Just one of those naive moments pour moi. Love 'em.
Apr 14 2007 - No interest in relationship? You shouldn't be having a period.
Apr 14 2007 - is this safe?? Depends what you're listening to.
Apr 14 2007 - need to know some things... How COULD that be normal?
Apr 14 2007 - I don't know what to do People have a name for people like you. I'm surprised I'm the only person who's ...
Apr 14 2007 - i know what to do If you can't spell masturbation, technique, vagina or every, or use basic punctu...
Apr 14 2007 - Is it normal to..... *Foetus
Apr 14 2007 - Twin telepathy I'm a twin - my brother and I have very rarely been able to tell what the other ...
Apr 14 2007 - something. Learn to spell? Find the comma on your keyboard?
Apr 14 2007 - Living in the mountains I agree completely. I'd prefer to live on an island though. And with a man, ...
Apr 14 2007 - wanking It's because you haven't mastered basic spelling or grammar. Egeculate is a n...
Apr 14 2007 - ISIT NORMAL TO: Wow. Shower sex. Sounds nice.
Apr 14 2007 - Blowjob I don't get your point.
Apr 14 2007 - When I masturbate... At least you spelled masturbate correctly.
Apr 14 2007 - Angel Stop watching Buffy.
Apr 14 2007 - Late period after first time. You know what I was wondering? If you make the guy wear, like, five condoms i...
Apr 14 2007 - Kissing You're never going to "learn" if you don't try it once.
Apr 14 2007 - Oh dear Tell her.
Apr 14 2007 - I hate commercials Take a book to the TV with you and put it (the TV) on mute when there's a commer...
Apr 14 2007 - Why dont girls ask guys out? Dukepost is right. Isn't an emu a bird?
Apr 14 2007 - I luv the idea Oh yeah, GREAT chat-up line. Learn to spell first and then smash your webc...
Apr 14 2007 - help me Define "accidentally".
Apr 14 2007 - tired joke telling Sexist jokes can be lot funnier. E.g: Why don't women wear watches? ...
Apr 14 2007 - internet If you're bored out your mind i.e. on holiday, I don't think spending a consider...
Apr 14 2007 - LOLOLOL!!!!! ^___^ The poster's right. It's freaking annoying. It's mostly girls though.
Apr 14 2007 - Future generations. I agree with the poster - the younger generation are messed up.
Apr 14 2007 - Future generations. What's skull fuck? Sounds scary.
Apr 14 2007 - I dont care Me neither. Although, it's probably more annoying for them being followed around...
Apr 13 2007 - am i insane? What irony.
Apr 13 2007 - Blame Ask the teacher to go over the stuff you don't know completely. If you don't kno...
Apr 13 2007 - Theres this girl..... Playing hard to get?
Apr 13 2007 - Belgium Sno-Cone Where does food come into this?
Apr 13 2007 - is it just me I get that too.
Apr 13 2007 - What do guys like on women with small breasts? Like really REALLY short?
Apr 13 2007 - Don't sit there Hehe.
Apr 13 2007 - No Single Girls I know. I think I'll stop it now.
Apr 13 2007 - veggies have feelings too! Ents can communicate with each other. They're not really "veggies" tho...
Apr 13 2007 - How do I leave a guy wanting more after a kiss? OK LOL MSCENA5469 !!!!LOL WE LIKE TOTALLY GET THE POINT LOL !!!!!
Apr 13 2007 - I smoke, so leave me alone I don't know their names. They just do it.
Apr 13 2007 - middle schoolers having sex and doing drugs. There are a lot of statistics in that story.
Apr 13 2007 - MARVIN GAYE Everyone needs a bit of Gaye in their music collection.
Apr 13 2007 - Well, I am getting a bit fat from snack cakes Drink water, by the way. Lots of it.
Apr 13 2007 - Well, I am getting a bit fat from snack cakes What are twinkies? Loads of people comment on them...
Apr 13 2007 - What do guys like on women with small breasts? I am the only person here who noticed that she is REALLY short?
Apr 13 2007 - No Single Girls A lot of girls nowadays are sluts, so they're most likely going to have a boyfri...
Apr 13 2007 - Getting Fatter Strawberries and tennis. Ohhhhh...
Apr 13 2007 - How is it? (rap Lyric) Here's some new music to listen to: Smashing Pumpkins, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Roll...
Apr 13 2007 - i dont know Listen to sisophous. He is always right.
Apr 13 2007 - Learn a book I don't think the poster really got his answer. It's not very usual but I d...
Apr 13 2007 - I shouldn't fancy him Hehe.
Apr 13 2007 - my weight issues Pumpkins rule. No question. :D
Apr 12 2007 - What's wrong with me? Really depends whether it was your baby she was pregnant with or not.
Apr 12 2007 - eyes and the sun Wow that IS weird. Good on you, but I wouldn't do it again.
Apr 12 2007 - Girls here are fake backstabbers It's SO freaking annoying!
Apr 12 2007 - NEVER KISSED NEVER BEEN ON A DATE Same boat, my friend. You seem to be in exactly the same position as me.
Apr 12 2007 - is disliking nail polish normal? In fact, how is that even possible?
Apr 12 2007 - Advice? That kind of sucks. Erm - don't cut. (Don't listen to My Chemical Romance) ...
Apr 12 2007 - Nice skin or nice body? You got to have both. Mainly because it would be physically impossible to hav...
Apr 12 2007 - fucking dieing Whoa. Emo.
Apr 12 2007 - i shaved it bald..what do i do Yeah, that's unfortunate.
Apr 12 2007 - my weight issues Try calteen bars.
Apr 12 2007 - should I be worried? Why did the woman cross the road? More to the point, what was she doing...
Apr 12 2007 - The End Times? 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds. That...is when the world...will end...
Apr 12 2007 - Most pleasurable It's kind of worrying that taking a baby and drop-kicking it has a particular na...
Apr 12 2007 - is disliking nail polish normal? Vomit red? Is that new?
Apr 12 2007 - guilt That's quite hot.
Apr 12 2007 - I want him more Intimate*
Apr 12 2007 - Kissing after blowjob Don't say lol.
Apr 12 2007 - nervous Hell yes. The smell of any Lynx deodorant turns me on.
Apr 12 2007 - Squatting on candles Sounds sore.
Apr 12 2007 - Mi problem That. Is. So. Wrong.
Apr 12 2007 - any ideas about wierd masturbation Some people use commas and full-stops.
Apr 12 2007 - Is it normal to like sex this much? You have the best name ever.
Apr 12 2007 - sexual things x You have to be 15 to be "fingered"?
Apr 12 2007 - I would... Yes, she's a freaking stunner.
Apr 12 2007 - Girl problem Why has no woman ever been to the moon? There's nothing to clean.
Apr 12 2007 - my life!!!! Learn to spell correctly.
Apr 12 2007 - Ugly Duckling? Getting stoned is just stupid. You may be hot, but drugs is a big turn-off.
Apr 12 2007 - weird hair How do you know if your brother has one?
Apr 12 2007 - When the book came I'd say that's pretty normal.
Apr 12 2007 - helppp!!! Spray yourself with Lynx and then ask her. It's difficult to say no to someone w...
Apr 12 2007 - The guy i crave Whoa, he's way too old for you. What were you thinking??
Apr 12 2007 - Nigga Licka Haha, that's a bit harsh.
Apr 12 2007 - I think hair is unattractive... I think hair shows a sense of masculinity. Excessive hair is a bit weird though.
Apr 12 2007 - I can't get him off with head!!! That made me laugh.
Apr 12 2007 - Imagining real friends Get a dog.
Apr 12 2007 - Myself Join the club. It sucks, but whatever.
Apr 12 2007 - highschool sl*t I thought sluts were people (mainly girls) who underdressed and slept around. An...
Apr 12 2007 - AHHH f**k IT! You're quite literate for a five year old.
Apr 12 2007 - I am a sadist Sounds hilarious.
Apr 12 2007 - Gay Bro It's pretty unlikely he's attracted to you. Out of the people he's going to &quo...
Apr 12 2007 - I find this quite annoying If you know what reaction you're going to get then why tell men?
Apr 12 2007 - is my vagina abnormal? Haha, that's gross.
Apr 12 2007 - big = beautiful What's a twinkie? I'm assuming it's American.
Apr 12 2007 - im not sure What would make it look wrong??
Apr 12 2007 - It's not fair Because lots of girls are sluts and guys have more pride.
Apr 11 2007 - Girls wearing guys clothing Fair enough.
Apr 11 2007 - English Dry your eyes.
Apr 11 2007 - I hate Christmas. Dry your eyes - Christmas makes people happy.
Apr 11 2007 - hot flushes/sweats It's probably just a man-period. They're very common.
Apr 11 2007 - nervous I'm a girl - use Lynx. 'nuff said.
Apr 11 2007 - Girl trouble Don't be shallow. That's, like, the least attractive thing in a guy. Have big...
Apr 11 2007 - i need help You think you're the only one?
Apr 11 2007 - Coka~a~Cola Open up the coke, wait an hour. It will be flat and warm and you will go off it ...
Apr 11 2007 - is it normal No. Nobody except you does that.
Apr 11 2007 - Stealing from work Does school count as work?
Apr 11 2007 - Subconscious supression Girls fart too, you know. They just don't choose to admit it.
Apr 11 2007 - Diet soda Drink water. It's so much nicer. Diet "sodas" make you addicted to s...
Apr 11 2007 - Studying I study from eleven until one or something every night. It's easier because ever...
Apr 11 2007 - Weird Sayings That Are Repeated... Tourettes*
Apr 11 2007 - Weird Sayings That Are Repeated... Maybe they should say "short story" instead of "story".
Apr 11 2007 - I want to be happy You sound kind of like an emo.
Apr 11 2007 - When is it good to start having sex? Do you want a time, day, century or age?
Apr 11 2007 - Coughing AC/DC rule. And good for you - crying babies on planes are well annoying.
Apr 11 2007 - brush your teeth where? Saves water.
Apr 11 2007 - HhhmmMMmm.... Play tennis. Drink loads of water (three litres a day). Sleep loads. Eat strawbe...
Apr 11 2007 - UNDERWEAR HELP ME FAST But thongs on the wrong person are very unpleasant.
Apr 11 2007 - How do I tell a girl I love her Because of the effect of dark energy (gravity-opposing force) which makes matter...
Apr 11 2007 - The gortons fisherman * Masturbate
Apr 11 2007 - The Force I think you're on the wrong site.
Apr 10 2007 - guy masturbation ideas Hop hop hop. With your hand.
Apr 10 2007 - tampon=guys Where....how.....why.....WHAT?
Apr 10 2007 - not ready but at the same time ready. *Yawn* Using you.
Apr 10 2007 - Pillow Humpers Interestingly enough, a pigs orgasm lasts for thirty minutes. I take it your thr...
Apr 10 2007 - How much is too much? Three wanks a day keeps the ladies away.
Apr 10 2007 - Messy Organized people are boring. They must have thought about organizing it to start...
Apr 10 2007 - Hate! I agree with you, shavemeslowly. There is definitely a lack of vagina posts.
Apr 10 2007 - wet armpits I am a girl and use Lynx - partly because the smell alone turns me on - but also...
Apr 10 2007 - Fun with pubes You are abnormal.
Apr 10 2007 - is he a freek Yes, you slut.
Apr 10 2007 - what shuld i do? Knockitoff is right. Learn to type and stop worrying about things that don't mat...
Apr 10 2007 - Dating guys older than me Don't worry - you're probably just a slut. I'd kill yourself before it's too lat...
Apr 10 2007 - felings for him maybe Threesome is one word. As you typed....
Apr 10 2007 - Bye Bye Barry Go to school and learn to spell.
Apr 10 2007 - boyss..confusion I am riveted.
Apr 09 2007 - Here's how I want it to go down Let it all out, smithee.
Apr 09 2007 - any bigger Get a ruler tatooed on it, so if a girl happens to see it she will know exactly ...
Apr 09 2007 - I beat the sh*t out of him.... You wanted to know of you were (like) a psychotic bitch.....you punched someone ...
Apr 09 2007 - ????? Just take a glance at my name.
Apr 09 2007 - My feelings hurt For christ sake...
Apr 09 2007 - Get the Picture Lamo Did you seriously just ask whether guys want to have sex? Meh. Most likely....
Apr 09 2007 - Do vaginas have a penis? A vagenis? A pengina? Your friend is stupid.
Apr 09 2007 - I smoke, so leave me alone Let's face the facts: smoking is pretty gross and is the last thing I want to ha...
Apr 09 2007 - So Am I a Sl*t A sl*t is someone who has sex at, like, under fifteen. Or someone who gets aroun...
Apr 09 2007 - i am upsessed with the beatles!!! You're welcome for my time by the way.
Apr 09 2007 - i am upsessed with the beatles!!! I like your taste in music. It's way better than that noise they call music n...
Apr 09 2007 - masterbation Yeah, what's the deal? Although most of the people asking question about mast...
Apr 09 2007 - sssstraaaaaaaaawberries You've never eaten mango, I assume. Mango is like an orgasm from a tree.
Apr 09 2007 - how much longer???!!! I agree with shavemeslowly. If you have a period, there are less days a mont...
Apr 09 2007 - how to and is it normal Touch yourself in a way that feels good. And yeah, use those things called full-...
Apr 09 2007 - Sore-ish after he cums This definitely sounds like a situation related to elephants.
Apr 09 2007 - Sore-ish after he cums I'm with frankfooter12.