9 months, 4 weeks ago -
Zombie ApocalypseThat's why I bought a cabin on an island...I have never heard of a zombie swimming or driving a boat.
Ok...it wasn't the main reason.
But I will be much safer than the rest of you poor bastards when the zombies rise up!
9 months, 4 weeks ago -
Do You Stop Swallowing Your Saliva When in Loo??!!I think you have deep rooted psychotic tendencies. I read in the news about a guy who used to do this, then one day he snapped and ate his own feet!
Myself, I usually eat a sandwich while taking a dump.