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jerry's Profile (8473)
About jerry
Name: jerry
Location: USA
Age: 62
Sex: male
Occupation: retired
Favorite Food: pasta
Quote: There isn't too much to say so I won't say anything.
jerry's Latest Stories
jerry has chosen not to display his/her stories for the public. Maybe he/she is hiding something ;)
jerry's Comments
Dec 27 2007 -
rub my nose
Why don't you wipe her ass with your nose and see if you can touch your nose wit...
Dec 02 2007 -
Musterbaiting normal or not-normal
Exactly what does ASS WIPE mean?
Oct 08 2007 -
My Mother-in-law.
The Matrix, Are you a jackoff?
Oct 07 2007 -
What is the attraction with anal?
That's why they have soap and hot water.
Sep 22 2007 -
Free OJ.............Again!
O.J. Simpson is a piece of trash and should be hung by his balls.
Sep 22 2007 -
I know it is against the law BUT!
10 inch cock your ass.
Sep 20 2007 -
Salad
It might be gross to the licker, but not the lickee.
Sep 18 2007 -
sh*t Licking
Like we believe you.
Sep 18 2007 -
I hate having sex
When you think about it, screwing is like a guy is getting jacked off by a pussy...
Sep 16 2007 -
Which hand?
MichelleLivesMusic, I must bury my face in your ass just like some guys would...
Sep 16 2007 -
Pet Bunny loves my cock?
Bunnies have small dry tongues, don't they? I would rather have a dog with a bi...
Sep 15 2007 -
Sergeants Panties
The only problem is my dick doesn't stay hard enough to screw. So I have to rel...
Sep 14 2007 -
Sergeants Panties
Yes , I am 62 years old. As a matter of fact, I will be 63 in December. Ever...
Sep 13 2007 -
Sergeants Panties
I did. She was my boss. When she left at 6 o'clock, I had the whole office to ...
Sep 04 2007 -
cancer, infection or nothing to worry about
Thank you very much LFC. I was hoping for an answer like that. I feel much bet...
Sep 04 2007 -
Sexy Sexy
While I was jacking off before, my penis fell off and then I sucked it off and I...
Sep 02 2007 -
im afraid of death. (sisophous please help!)
There is no Heaven or Hell. It is all fairy tale.
Sep 02 2007 -
Sisters XXX phone vid
Would you fancy sucking my cock, Lianne3? May I kiss your ass?
Sep 02 2007 -
Making black girls swallow
Don't listen to Vaver16 and SPAM_JAVELIN. They are very gay.
Sep 01 2007 -
keith moon
He just turned 60 on August 23rd.
Aug 28 2007 -
I think penisis are ugly
I would like for Michellelivemusic to put a picture of her ass on her profile. ...
Aug 28 2007 -
WHAT I DO TO MY HUBBY WHILE HE SLEEPS (My top 10)
Nobody could sleep through that.
Aug 27 2007 -
I like seeing boys Jack Off
NeicyBaBy, You never let me know if you will let me kiss your ass.
Aug 27 2007 -
Toothpaste
Don't put toothpaste on your balls. Your balls will burn.
Aug 27 2007 -
booty/ass
What does pedophile have to do with why booty means ass? You should learn how...
Aug 27 2007 -
booty/ass
You are a big turd.
Aug 27 2007 -
WHAT I DO TO MY WIFE WHILE SHE SLEEPS (My top 10)
Nobody is that much of a heavy sleeper weirdo.
Aug 25 2007 -
This would be heaven
What are you talking about? Just go to your damn computer and enter www.mean...
Aug 22 2007 -
Weird brother
Let him kiss your ass and while he is kissing your ass you leave a nice long far...
Aug 20 2007 -
New member
Does Niggawitmoney's comment answer your question? You would be wasting your ti...
Aug 17 2007 -
Think about it...
The question to ask a retard is, "Will you suck my dick?" Chances are...
Aug 15 2007 -
CAUGHT HUSBAND PANTS DOWN WITH DOG
I wished you were serious about me kissing your ass. Are you serious Michelle? ...
Aug 15 2007 -
CAUGHT HUSBAND PANTS DOWN WITH DOG
Michelle, (Michellelivesmusuic) May I kiss your ass all year long?
Aug 13 2007 -
get off
May I suck your c--k?
Aug 13 2007 -
A shitty post
I thought it was disgusting. Talking about shit and farts is most disgusting su...
Aug 08 2007 -
I like licking-------
Another dipshit that does not know the meaning of FAGGOT. Faggot: A male hom...
Jul 29 2007 -
Sister Sex
You are full of shit. There is nothing wrong with fantasising about your sister...
Jul 26 2007 -
I still cross dress
You are a psychiatrist? You can't even spell it.
Jul 26 2007 -
jasmine/hotchick
Hey d321123(6056), Let me understand this. My girlfriend likes for me to tak...
Jul 25 2007 -
youtube problems
Can't you talk like normal or can't you spell?
Jul 23 2007 -
does masturbating help lose weight
Masturbating will burn calories, but you would probably have to masturbate 24 ho...
Jul 22 2007 -
If I were Jesus
You can't be Jesus because there is no Jesus.
Jul 22 2007 -
I really want to..
Do you have a sister?
Jul 21 2007 -
Free porn sight's,
What the hell do porn sites have to do with wher to buy steroids. This webs...
Jul 20 2007 -
i wear sisters panties is it ok?
Why is gay always associated with a male wearing panties you bunch of fuck-ups.
Jul 19 2007 -
Am I A Freak If I Let My Dog Lick My C*ck??
Hell yes. Any port in a storm.
Jul 18 2007 -
Is my boyfriend a PERV?
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Jul 18 2007 -
this was fun
You have quite an imagination asshole. Where do these people come from?
Jul 18 2007 -
My girlfriend died.
Go to the funeral home and pay your respects and go to the funeral. Then find...
Jul 17 2007 -
my xs mates?
Doesn't anybody who writes stories know how to type or spell or both. I could n...
Jul 17 2007 -
Jacking Off
Can't you talk and type english?
Jul 17 2007 -
Kissing It Better
Can't you say anything nice you Mother fuck?
Jul 16 2007 -
Sexual thoughts about sisters
Yes it is normal, but only have thoughts about them. Don't actually have sex wi...
Jul 14 2007 -
What is your name?
Site.
Jul 14 2007 -
What is your name?
I am a perverted old man just like every body else on this sight including you p...
Jul 13 2007 -
What is your name?
Sorry MM2184. I am talking to you.
Jul 13 2007 -
dog licks me
That probably felt so good. Have your dog lick your bum hole. I guarantee that...
Jul 13 2007 -
what is it??
Do you have pimples on you ass?
Jul 07 2007 -
pooping back and forth
They need to put you in the funny farm.
Jul 07 2007 -
HOT BLONDE WITH BIG JUGS AND A ASS SO FINE!
To the original poster: Then you must be gay.
Jul 07 2007 -
sniffer freak
Yes girl, you were overreacting. Let the boy sniff your ass and he may even lic...
Jul 07 2007 -
sniffer freak
Sorry MM2184, but I think it is not fucking weird to sniff a girl's ass. If the...
Jul 07 2007 -
HOT BLONDE WITH BIG JUGS AND A ASS SO FINE!
Thank you. Thank you very much. Elvis
Jul 06 2007 -
watch what you wish for
I have a 37 inch cock soft and 45 inches hard.
Jul 06 2007 -
almost caught
Men that wear panties do so bcause they feel good, that's all.
Jul 04 2007 -
Hello my name is Caboose
Go away.
Jul 03 2007 -
What turns you on
I get turned on when a girl's skirt blows up on a windy day, but she has to have...
Jul 03 2007 -
What turns you on
I get turned on my a girl's skirt blowing all the way up on a wi
Jul 03 2007 -
MM2184 this ones for you!
Who says that is her picture? That could be a picture of anybody. If that i...
Jul 02 2007 -
sh*t Soap
Why can't he just soap up his hands and wash his ass out that way. No need for...
Jun 28 2007 -
I want to kiss you
I can lick my eyebrows with my cock.
Jun 28 2007 -
watching my sister in the shower
Maybe gross, but normal I think.
Jun 28 2007 -
I want to kiss you
You are full of shit.
Jun 28 2007 -
Licking a**hole...
Millions of people in the whole entire world are fucked up, not just this site a...
Jun 28 2007 -
Licking a**hole...
Don't knock asshole licking until you try it.
Jun 27 2007 -
When is everybody's b-dae?
Hey fella, that is my birthday also, not that it matters. Do you have any siste...
Jun 26 2007 -
what will you do if you .....
If I was president, I would make it a law that Stargirl has to let me kiss her a...
Jun 25 2007 -
Dog Licking
When I was 19, I was taking a walk and he kept following me. I finally walked i...
Jun 25 2007 -
Incest
Yeah, but I am only 8 years old.
Jun 25 2007 -
MARVIN GAYE
He don't suck anymore. He died in1984 when his old man shot him.
Jun 25 2007 -
twatface word?
Normal guy, You are an asshole.
Jun 25 2007 -
What's a "full dicksize?"
10 inches your ass, or is that 10 inches up your ass. Seriously, I doubt if he ...
Jun 24 2007 -
Idea for jacking off
Would you sit on my face Peeping Tom while I jackoff?
Jun 24 2007 -
me and my brother do stuff is that ok?
I say a sister and brother should be able to do oral sex with each other. I did...
Jun 23 2007 -
I will ask near home
Excuse me tudface I mean turdhunter, Wanting to kiss a hot girl's ass is not ...
Jun 23 2007 -
having a poo sh*t wiping techniques
Even if I used a whole roll of toilet paper, I still get shit stains on my tight...
Jun 23 2007 -
do girls do this to
Aroma,Will you let me kiss your ass please. I will start with your ass crack.
Jun 22 2007 -
READ THIS!!!!
Yeah, right.
Jun 22 2007 -
Goodbye!!!
When you get back from vacation, my lips and tongue will be ready for your ass.
Jun 21 2007 -
bums or boobs???
I am a leg and ass man. I like to kiss female ass especially nice looking asses...
Jun 21 2007 -
bums or boobs???
Yeah, right!
Jun 21 2007 -
Analingus?
I'd rather receive then give, but I would lick a girl's asshole as long as it is...
Jun 21 2007 -
Suck yourself
If I were able to suck my own dick, I wouldn't tell anybody but I think it would...
Jun 06 2007 -
first time
No it didn't. There was no menthol in the Noxzema I used. If I would have us...
Jun 06 2007 -
Runescape
All internet games are for sissies. I have no use for them.
Jun 06 2007 -
tootsie roll
It takes a man to eat a tootsie roll after it has been up a girl's twat and I do...
Jun 06 2007 -
i did something i regret
I am not putting anything sharp around my dick or balls.
Jun 06 2007 -
Am I A Freak If I Let My Dog Lick My C*ck??
It is not normal, but I don't think you would have to have your dog lick your co...
Jun 03 2007 -
kiss you
Oh by the way, I am 62 years old and retired. I lied about my being 32. I know...
Jun 03 2007 -
kiss you
But older men rather have an 18 year old girl's panties. Young girls are yummy.
Jun 03 2007 -
BYTCH SHYTS ON your d***
Better than having her shit in your mouth while you are licking her asshole. ...
Jun 03 2007 -
I smoke, so leave me alone
I had lung cancer in 2000 and had part of my right lung removed. I say if peop...
Jun 03 2007 -
WHAT DOES A GIRL WANT IN A GUY
I know what a guy wants in a girl. His dick.
Jun 03 2007 -
kiss you
I am obsessed with wanting a girl to give me a pair of her panties, but I know i...
Jun 03 2007 -
kiss you
Since I know how to spell panty, I think she should give me a pair of her pantie...
Jun 03 2007 -
kiss you
I so much want to kiss your ass. I am willing to lick your asshole. If you don...
May 28 2007 -
You can't be
I am 62 married for 27 years and no children and a 12 inch dick.
May 28 2007 -
Religion WTF!?
Fuck you too!!!!
May 28 2007 -
Religion WTF!?
Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 28 2007 -
ejackalating
That is awesome.
May 28 2007 -
still wear them
That's right. I like to lick dirty panties.
May 28 2007 -
feels better
May I kiss her ass and wear her panties?
May 28 2007 -
feels better
Already did that.
May 28 2007 -
feels better
I am normal punk.
May 28 2007 -
feels better
fucking your sister is incest.
May 21 2007 -
ass licking
My girlfriend wants to wipe her ass with my face and I don't know if I should le...