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Jun 13 2006 - ENORMOUS WANK FEST: Follow up (take note) Dear C.B. Thank you kindly for noting my comments and for attempting to recti...
Jun 12 2006 - Medal seconded *nods*
Jun 12 2006 - bedtime ^ brilliant post!! :-D ^
Jun 12 2006 - The ENORMOUS WANK FEST: Part 2 (Of An Epic Tril.) duuuude! i commented that your story was the funniest on here, maybe even better...
Jun 12 2006 - Pooping Technique you massage out your shit? that is gross. ssoooooooooooooooo groooooooooooooss!...
Jun 12 2006 - Achoo! get them to sneeze in your poon
Jun 11 2006 - im clueless 1) sit down 2) lie down 3) try a 69 4) work on your theory test 5) shove her hea...
Jun 11 2006 - chocolate fingers crisps that taste/smell of cheese i presume
Jun 10 2006 - Billie Piper me too
Jun 10 2006 - Horrible Friend are they right about everything? even if they were, making someone feel like sh...
Jun 10 2006 - electric collars tie it to your dong and do it
Jun 10 2006 - sex friends haha i don't know what's funnier, the post or the comments!! try to get a recor...
Jun 08 2006 - Love my Bf's dog let it fuck you in the ass. film it, post it, we will comment on your form
Jun 08 2006 - I'm not possesive just territorial if you tell em not to, it wont do any good, if your bf says dont do it cos you d...
Jun 08 2006 - Attracted to a minor if they're old enough to bleed, they're bleedin old enough if they're old eno...
Jun 08 2006 - Italy Boot whats a panis?
Jun 08 2006 - spiderman that is fabulous. you're my hero (can't WAIT to try that)
Jun 08 2006 - PIF haha me too! SOCK!! (in the face)
Jun 07 2006 - Senior Jitters? by college do you mean a levels like 16 - 18 years old, or are you american and ...
Jun 07 2006 - I love to give head! you are not normal but you should be. you are beautiful.
Jun 07 2006 - Living together = no more sex? that's the way it goes i'm afraid. cohabitation and such is not a natural thing ...
Jun 06 2006 - enormous wank-fest ok i was wrong about "i keep a catalog of my poo", THIS is the funnies...
Jun 06 2006 - Pleasure from the Far East This is fucking hilarious!! I love it!! Yeah, you should've got him to whap so...
Jun 06 2006 - I like to give my gf rimjobs whaddya mean as long as it's "fairly" clean? how dirty does it have ...
Jun 06 2006 - Problems with little Brother "you can't right for shit"...ironic
Jun 06 2006 - Sex with a pig erm...this is why i'm not pro - democracy, because not everybodies views are goo...
Jun 06 2006 - vaginal warts hahaha! that's well funny mate!! now everytime you see her spotty, pussy, red ...
Jun 06 2006 - Accidentally hitting people how much will you love it when you do it to someone like you but who is a bit &q...
Jun 06 2006 - looking at my dump one time at school this kid with a spotty face put one in a tesco carrier bag an...
Jun 06 2006 - Self sniffing farts mate i WELL LOVE IT! sometimes im afraid to breathe out as it means i will push...
Jun 06 2006 - Self sniffing farts mate i WELL LOVE IT! sometimes im afraid to breathe out as it means i will push...
Jun 06 2006 - Self sniffing farts mate i WELL LOVE IT! sometimes im afraid to breathe out as it means i will push...
Jun 06 2006 - Dog sex haha this is whack man! you should slam it in your girlfriend's face after it's ...
Jun 06 2006 - Pillow sex nah mate fuck her good, if she's stupid enuf she got it cumin, plus it will do h...
Jun 06 2006 - I keep a catalog of my turds FUNNIEST POST EVER!!
Jun 06 2006 - Stink Finger yeah me too i love the smell of wotsits
Jun 06 2006 - dog sex yeah do it, im a great big animal lover and think people should be nice tp anima...
Jun 06 2006 - Speaking to Self (a lot) yeah you got tourettes mate...gutted! only kiddin. but seriously, you have
Jun 06 2006 - donkey punch haha yeah this guy has got it right! i love to beat on bitches, cos they're quit...
Jun 06 2006 - It sucks not true now is it? you are either a test tube baby or you are a clone of a clon...