leobutrkurnel's Profile (810)

Moi, in all my unabridged loveliness.












Eyes: Two

Gender: What day is this?

Hair: You don't want to know where

Location: Home is where the mortgage is. Specifically, Kirstie Alley's upper left ridge of fat near a housing development on her chest

Favorite position: Reclining

Occupation: Porn Foley Artist, pleasing my girlfriend, cursing at strangers, quoting scripture and shaking vending machines

Ham: Salted, preferably with toast

Ketchup: I will always be partial to Heinz the "other condiment" and I feel Hanniford lacks the refined taste I have come to expect of processed liquefied vegetables

Brother: Fat

Favorite thing to eat: Insert generic attempt-at-wit sexual innuendo here. I have also had a penchant for 'food.'

Aliases: 'Archbishop,' 'The Petco Ninja,' 'That Funny-Looking Kid,' 'Admiral,' Leo the Mighty, Leo the Benevolent, Leo the Wise, 'Master,'

I also had a brief stint in the army, where I served within a circle of Marines (A Naval ring) where I went through several names and ranks including Colonel Popcorn, Private Joke, Major Problem and Staff Sergeant (an unfortunate priapism incident.)

I may be reached at:
leobutrkurnel@isitnormal.com
istutter@@@@yahoo.com
webmaster@lemonparty.org
assh@moron.com
sc@fetish.com
fat@ss.com

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