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Feb 14 2007 - "THAT'S SO GAY" RANT If my whole family is 'gay,' how can we be inbred? I'm so glad you think through...
Feb 13 2007 - Stupid expressions Yes, and Lord knows how much I value your opinion. Or, at least I should; as you...
Jan 25 2007 - I'd REALLY love to blow Kelsey Grammer I hear Kelsey Grammer never makes a typo. I can't say I agree (or anything, for...
Jan 22 2007 - unfunny rants and worse comebacks Even less comeback is expected from you as most of the time it's all over your f...
Jan 20 2007 - watching porn for masturbating techniques Masturbation techniques? Well, different strokes for different folks, as I alway...
Jan 18 2007 - Saddam Dead Yes, if you know what she means. Wink wink, nudge nudge, poke poke. As for Sadd...
Jan 09 2007 - Times movin to fast I know the Times movin to fast. I keep telling those damn newspaper trucks to sl...
Jan 09 2007 - OMFG, VAS DEFERENS?!!? You're like a neutered dog; they're not a vas deferens between the two of you. ...
Nov 20 2006 - ETHNIC RANT Dyslexics of the world, untie. I'm sure you can hide from it all, but underneat...
Nov 20 2006 - Masturbating in men's clothing And to think, some people don't like YouTube. When I first read 'Masturbating i...
Nov 16 2006 - Stupid expressions Why don't you 'peon' an electric fence to insure your defective sperm, being the...
Nov 08 2006 - Shall i do it or shall i not? Thank goodness you specified it was empty, I was worried for a minute. I don't ...
Nov 06 2006 - the way i talk Rhowe. Now, be vehwy vehwy qwiet. I'm hunting wabbits. Huhuhuhuhuuh.
Nov 06 2006 - hoover I can't imagine it was too tight a squeeze. You had a go with the guy who runs ...
Nov 04 2006 - Puffunitis - Is it all in their heads? Earwax...is it all in their heads? Is Puffinitis when your ankle grows an abnor...
Oct 27 2006 - dippy chest You can't be taking crap off body parts. You tell that dippy chest to straighten...
Oct 27 2006 - In love wiv my friend Oooh, you wascawwy wabbit. Wehw, wet me see heah. Huhuhuhuh. If you wike huh, t...
Oct 16 2006 - Pillow talk, YAWN! I hate pillow talk. All it does is tell me to move my fat head and use more fabr...
Oct 16 2006 - Hygiene Who's Gene? So, let me get this straight. This mornin' you were runnin' late so...
Oct 15 2006 - ok, WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK?! Richard Harvey Coal Plant? Right Hand Circular Pumping? Repugnant Hobgoblin, C...
Oct 14 2006 - My Left foot's 2nd toe always cracks! You mean, while they're interrogating him? ...Or did you mean when you tell the...
Oct 13 2006 - crapping a large one You can't spell 'Saturday' without "Saay....TURD...."
Oct 11 2006 - how to Senor with the '~', rather.
Oct 11 2006 - how to A senior prank? A few suggestions. ~Fill their denture glass with toilet wat...
Oct 11 2006 - Beware of fake Michael Jackson Are you talking about Mark Foley? I heard that, after you watched the Lion King...
Oct 11 2006 - i hate MY FAMILY You're 18 and don't have your own room? Hey, at lest you don't bathe 'Japanese-f...
Oct 08 2006 - d.i.s.c.o. A.C.R.O.N.Y.M Disappear? What are you, Kate Moss? Turning sideways again I se...
Oct 06 2006 - Multitasking In The Loo Lou Ferrigno? Why one would want to be, as you so unceremoniously put it 'in hi...
Oct 03 2006 - My front teeth... ...Spongebob? Your teeth are so far apart I could kick a field goal between the...
Oct 02 2006 - Brother stole my boyfriend You guys need to stop playing 'Musical Orientations.' You certainly must have tr...
Oct 02 2006 - best friend's cute ass Like her ass, do you? How cheeky. Perhaps you should turn the other cheek. Frig...
Oct 02 2006 - Popping Pimples You are well-trained in the black arts, I see.
Sep 30 2006 - Say my name bitch! Stewie Griffin. How diabolically mad of you to find Isitnormal. In the spirit o...
Sep 30 2006 - Goodbye, old friend ^ Bob, was your friend a male prostitute? Actually, there's a constellation c...
Sep 30 2006 - i want to wank I sang the title to the tune of 'I wanna rock.' May I suggest a few movies. ...
Sep 29 2006 - pissing in weird places Try an electric fence. Your rosebushes must not be doing very well. Try Albuque...
Sep 28 2006 - Erotic rope climbing Touch a gril's ass? I'm surprised that griddle didn't slap you. How dare you dis...
Sep 28 2006 - Boggling Mutated little chlamydia-infested swamp hog? Is that you?
Sep 27 2006 - NIntendo Wii I stole one from a store a little while back. One might say I took a wii. As I...
Sep 27 2006 - Wakstains One word: graffiti. I'll bet the inside of Paris Hilton looks like the ceiling ...
Sep 27 2006 - Join us now 'Join us now'? What are you, Visa? Fuck you and your damn frequent flyer miles. ...
Sep 22 2006 - STRAP ON You must be quite attracted to pipe tobacco. Your name is an anagram of 'cigar r...
Sep 21 2006 - Am I Bi, Gay, or straight or just curious? Judging by the title, if your name is George, then I have a sublime nickname for...
Sep 20 2006 - Baby Seal We need to stop clubbing baby seals. They never buy a round and they can't dance...
Sep 20 2006 - i want 2 be rapped?? Yo, Ah'm a moron, Ah jus' pour on, Da ramblin' crap, Ah shoulda close' da doo...
Sep 20 2006 - Pin head, big fumble bags You may want to copy, paste and center that... Good luck with the round ass but...
Sep 20 2006 - Pin head, big fumble bags So, what you're saying is you like a little head? Is she from Haiti? I believe ...
Sep 19 2006 - I am a Banana. Another total fruit. You are a period? I think I speak for the entire male popu...
Sep 18 2006 - testicles You must stand on a slant. What were you reading, the Austin Powers autobiograp...
Sep 18 2006 - Vaginal Discharge Her vagina got kicked out of the Navy? Bummer. Try building a 'Beaver dam' out ...
Sep 18 2006 - weight is it right O NOES!!!!11 You are one Hell of a waterfowl. My dad weighs around 51 kegs. Hi...
Sep 18 2006 - Things people say... Constantly. Personally, it annoys me when people say 'F-ing,' 'Farking,' 'Fyacking,' and 'Fo...
Sep 17 2006 - My mate Hungry Hennagan Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; All the King's ho...
Sep 17 2006 - Mature Women and Smell Do me a favor, sit down and give your mind a rest. This is obviously another bu...
Sep 16 2006 - Get off your computer and crack a book! Interestingly, 'Weee' was our reaction to your departure as well. Small world. A...
Sep 16 2006 - Black People My black friend named his pet goose 'Honky.' Blacks and whites should get along...
Sep 16 2006 - girlfriend and girl friend Yeah, my girlfriend's a pussy miser, too. By the way, I reserve the patent on t...
Sep 15 2006 - Not a team player? METHane, I'm sure putting herself in your shoes would be a good idea but I'm bet...
Sep 15 2006 - voices This explains the crappy posts of late you bastard(s.) Stay out of Wal-Mart. Th...
Sep 14 2006 - My wife is a lazy dingbat 'Dingbat'? Language now, there are children about. 'Lolligag'? Okay, unless yo...
Sep 13 2006 - Poo Timing 'Mate'? What are you, a bird on the Discovery Channel? Hey, at least your doubt...
Sep 12 2006 - Wanna show off You should find a Women's Rights conference and act it out. Or, even better, loc...
Sep 12 2006 - Peis problems :( I know a Berkeley Alumni when I see one. http://ls-advise.berkeley.edu/majors/p...
Sep 12 2006 - I don't bruise Unless you're a kumquat, this isn't all that extraordinary.
Sep 05 2006 - Out of body sex I have a tendency to laugh in frightening situations. One time I had an out-of-b...
Sep 05 2006 - Butt rubbing in Bed I rather liked that diatribe showing your own physical prowess for fingering you...
Sep 05 2006 - Get off your computer and crack a book! As wonderful as it is to get a lecture on the degeneration of today's youth from...
Sep 04 2006 - cunning linguist In the spirit of French; ce sont des conneries. Try this one: Cago en tu leche....
Sep 01 2006 - My gay killing spree It seems you topped of your little gay killing spree with a little gay post. Yo...
Jun 15 2006 - "I whacked off in the cinema" - Rellack After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. Y...
Jun 14 2006 - "I whacked off in the cinema" - Rellack Thank you, it's so nice to hear the opinion of an cretinous, herpes-infested bar...
Jun 13 2006 - Penis Puppet Show It will change your outlook on life itself with its wise ways. You should dress...
Jun 13 2006 - "I whacked off in the cinema" - Rellack Claim it was an accidental misapplication of artificial butter. What unexpected...
Jun 11 2006 - im clueless Let's try this again, you conglomerate of intellectual constipation. I intenti...
Jun 11 2006 - im clueless That was intentional you vaginal cleaning instrument.
Jun 11 2006 - im clueless You could learn how proper grammar while she's sucking you off.
Jun 09 2006 - speling Irony isn't just a description of New York water.
Jun 07 2006 - cummy screams You misspelled 'Herman.'
Jun 06 2006 - HORNY!!! Thanks for clarifying; that's much better.
Jun 06 2006 - Death From OJ Yes, but the O.J would be acquitted due to a forensic analysis that found that t...
Jun 01 2006 - My Room Mate Is Bi!!! ...But not after. It's amazing; if you put half the energy you expend into beco...
May 31 2006 - Annoyed at Overly Tight Pants I hate when enormous girls wear those pants that say 'Booty' on them. I always w...
May 20 2006 - Carrot I wouldn't think about what your brother does with the pies if I were you. Have...
May 19 2006 - Glass Eye Popping Out So tell me, this boy, did he just happen to catch your eye? Just remind him nev...
May 18 2006 - My Room Mate Is Bi!!! I would've reworded the title, as 'My Roommate is Bill' is none too captivating....
May 17 2006 - CHAVs You are clearly another MySpace created, AIM influenced troglodytic, RPG-obsesse...
May 14 2006 - gay sex ...Also known as 'Public High School.' So that's how energy is made, eh? Superb...
May 13 2006 - Vergins ...And don't get me started on Fruitarians. I'm quite sick of all the rambling,...
May 11 2006 - "THAT'S SO GAY" RANT 'This post is gay'? Okay, you really need to stop abusing roadsigns. One of thes...
Apr 23 2006 - Secret Love ^ Exactly. Sweaty coal-covered bastards.
Apr 22 2006 - Madonnas fat ass From then on, she was dubbed the 'Human Couch.' It's not her fault the only way...
Mar 22 2006 - Emily Blows Up My apologies for the repeated comment/advice (or insane babbling, whichever term...
Mar 14 2006 - Can't Stop Wiping Myself after Bathroom I always liked the term 'bath tissue.' Sure sounds better than it's job. Inves...
Mar 14 2006 - How big is your Dick? Mine has an elevator and a lobby, you're WAY down there, man. Mine has a conveni...
Mar 14 2006 - Not Enough On the contrary. Superb use of adjectives, structure was consistent, all in all ...
Dec 12 2005 - jealousy issues Okay I seem to have lost my train of thought but I'll get back to that. Now thi...
Dec 12 2005 - Pussies Or; make that pussy in double-knit. If you want to stick up for him so he'll do ...
Dec 11 2005 - Repo man As far as the Knowledge-Regarding-Proper-Sentence-Structures contest goes point ...
Dec 10 2005 - Birthday. That's gotta be the first time my evil twin has ever touched a good point whose ...
Dec 10 2005 - Butt rubbing in Bed ^^Because he's a moronic loser with the I.Q of a fucking mold culture. If you wa...
Dec 10 2005 - Music You're a moronic loser with the I.Q. of a fucking mold culture. If you want to i...
Dec 10 2005 - Speaking to Self (a lot) In case any fairly inattentive people out there haven't noticed the anonymous p*...
Dec 10 2005 - Music In case any fairly inattentive people out there haven't noticed the anonymous p*...
Dec 10 2005 - Metal Syringes In case any fairly inattentive people out there haven't noticed the anonymous p*...
Dec 10 2005 - Butt rubbing in Bed In case any fairly inattentive people out there haven't noticed the anonymous p*...
Dec 09 2005 - Pussies I'm proud of you, that's your first step to non-dicksuckinggayassfagetsonofabitc...
Dec 09 2005 - Repo man It made no sense; I had absolutely no idea what you were trying to grunt out in...
Dec 08 2005 - Pepsi Rules!!!!!! That's the equivalent of 'Happy Holidays.' In "dickweed." I would say...
Dec 04 2005 - motocycle A better question might be "how come nobody capitalizes the fist letter in ...
Dec 04 2005 - sex-pals? First of all, starting out your post with "I'm an 18-year old guy from Pola...
Dec 01 2005 - THE GRADUATE Wonderfully done. And I assume still not being able to type correctly drives the...
Dec 01 2005 - Blood Barf Quite. I always get up and do an Snoopy-esque dance around my room in a fit of g...
Nov 30 2005 - Haters I don't hate you, you hate me. I never act like an asshole to you, you do it to ...
Nov 30 2005 - A True Dislike of Him/Her/It What's the matter dickweed, you wake up on the wrong side of your MOTHER this mo...
Nov 30 2005 - runny poo poo Nice tit (le), it reminds me of the first line of the "Scooby Doo" the...
Nov 30 2005 - Blood Barf I know how you feel. I was stabbed this morning, a cement mixer tipped over on m...
Nov 29 2005 - Working Out Hate to break it to you but asphyxiation by something that has roughly the same ...
Nov 29 2005 - THE GRADUATE I hope you didn't major in computer skills. Academia...Isn't that a kind of nut?...
Nov 28 2005 - my but itches I wouldn't expect. Have you recently gone camping and ran out of paper, having t...
Nov 28 2005 - Working Out You seem to have an gereral inability to comprehend. Let me try again, I will ta...
Nov 26 2005 - Stagefright I agree with Flatulent Man above. (I believe that superhero name's taken... I sm...
Nov 25 2005 - Working Out To the dude above me; I only have about 5 minutes on the computer a day if I'm l...
Nov 25 2005 - Working Out To the dude above me; I only have about 5 minutes on the computer a day if I'm l...
Nov 25 2005 - Working Out Yes, thank you for the comparison to a yellow flower that reaches its full bloom...
Nov 22 2005 - Working Out Wow. The wit. Why don't you put on some glow-in-the-dark condoms so you and your...
Nov 21 2005 - Capital One Fever Tell me, does David Spade work there? Is there a fat guy always conspiring to te...
Nov 20 2005 - Repo man I suspect you are just a sneaky kid in math class. ( "If Bob was driving at...
Nov 20 2005 - environment Personally I plant things all the time. I recently planted a whole bunch of vege...
Nov 18 2005 - Dilemma --Shakespeare WEeEeEeELLL....first of all I'd stop getting off for a few week...
Nov 18 2005 - Dirty Indian Men Yes, it's a commony known fact that INDIANS completely came in and took over YOU...
Nov 18 2005 - Pee in a Bottle Next time just flush the toilet a few times, they'll get the message. Or a few d...
Nov 16 2005 - Dun dun duuunnn... What are you, Dr. Suess on airplane glue? Been shot multiple times, eh? I'd gue...
Nov 16 2005 - Drugs and Sports What you need is a video game where you can play as a naked dude that tokes whil...
Nov 15 2005 - STALKING THIS SITE THAT THERE'S IVORY-- Sorry, bit of a lapse there. Yes; it's normal to spend cou...
Nov 13 2005 - Men of our society A lesbian? I wouldn't doubt it; it's the only way Shitbird would ever get any. I...
Nov 12 2005 - IS IT THEM OR ME ....Ok, come clean; this is SKYBIRD, isn't it??? Every time you see a guy they ...
Nov 12 2005 - LongToeNails Perhaps you could call Maaco to paint them. Your socks are TOAST? Okay, why you ...
Nov 11 2005 - I am not outgoing at all Beer. Use it well and it shall guide you, young Padowan. Also, may I be the fir...
Nov 11 2005 - Evidence of alien obduction Are you sure it wasn't just David Copperfield being a dick? I'll bet they made ...
Nov 11 2005 - KNEE-SLAPPING RANT To the 'cerebrally challenged' dickwad above me: A-hem--a-HACK-HAAUGH-HAAAUGH-H...
Nov 10 2005 - KNEE-SLAPPING RANT Hey; mommy's little mongoloid. Do me a favor. LEARN how to shut the fuck up, t...
Nov 09 2005 - Where's everybody at Thanks for not listing magnum. I left to see what it was like 'outside.' I had...
Nov 09 2005 - Playing the Cat Thanks guys I feel slightly LESS like a freak now. By the way, Catflap I don't ...
Nov 09 2005 - KNEE-SLAPPING RANT I said no to drugs but they didn't listen. Tell you what I'll stop as soon as ...
Nov 09 2005 - CHAVs CHAVs are the SUV of the future, as everyone knows. They have twice the luggage ...
Nov 08 2005 - Is it Normal?? Liking older guys? You mean, guys so old they need someone to "start" ...
Nov 07 2005 - PARANORMAL Hold on, he PASSED 12 years ago? I'd ask how many flushes it took but it can't b...
Nov 07 2005 - TOO YOUNG Okay, first of all, my slow witted, mental incompetent little friend, that was n...
Nov 07 2005 - Mum with Alzheimers I really appreciate the offer for my baby to talk to you; she's really hurting s...
Nov 07 2005 - TOO YOUNG All right you just fucking said in your last pathetic comment that you had a pus...
Nov 07 2005 - I'm smart! I love that shirt. You would expect someone so intelligent to at least know a fe...
Nov 07 2005 - TOO YOUNG Fascinating. Well, as much as I enjoy your little plethora of pathetic retorts a...
Nov 06 2005 - TOO YOUNG Keep making fun of moronic losers whose eyebrows meet in the middle? Don't worry...
Nov 06 2005 - Secret Love You're in luck, Andy Rooney is celebrating his 187th birthday next week. Buy him...
Nov 06 2005 - I hate people who hate black people Against whoever wrote that post, yes. Other than that, I HATE racism. I can't ...
Nov 05 2005 - I hate people who hate black people I TOTALLY agree there man. I assume this is in response the the "I hate N--...
Nov 05 2005 - TOO YOUNG Again, the brave, noble soul known as "anonymous" strikes back, with h...
Nov 05 2005 - TOO YOUNG ^ Sorry I guess we can't all be as irrefutably cool as you. You might expect som...
Nov 05 2005 - TOO YOUNG (Hollas) Aite well mah biatch I gonna brake dis down fo' ya. You see shorty dat...
Nov 04 2005 - masturabation Okay, as far as the Methos thing goes ordinarily I'd agree but for the time bein...
Nov 04 2005 - Hippies Okay, what I am suggesting is something of a "medieval fort" in your y...
Nov 04 2005 - So confused We have put officially 100 comments on this friggin topic. This is like the &quo...
Nov 04 2005 - don't have many friends Are you magnum? I would believe that were it not for the word "attractive&q...
Nov 04 2005 - obssesion over Beyonce Break into her trailer and collect any and all fingernail clippings from Beyonce...
Nov 04 2005 - The Return of the Peculiar Individual There was a time when talking to you was vaguely amusing but that seems to have ...
Nov 03 2005 - i dont like America Canada's better than us, but not perfect; the taxes are insane there. Make sure ...
Nov 03 2005 - The Return of the Peculiar Individual My sincerest apologies for needing a translation, but what, in your odd little m...
Nov 03 2005 - The Return of the Peculiar Individual Okay, to the genius mind known as magnum; I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. That last c...
Nov 03 2005 - LOL RANT A few things; "DAMN that was funny!!" to JES and to 'Anonymous', thnks...
Nov 03 2005 - The Return of the Peculiar Individual Your response was unnoticed and slowly but surely boring, like your miniscule di...
Nov 01 2005 - Forgetitude It's very normal to not remember good ideas you had. That's why I have "Wha...
Nov 01 2005 - The Return of the Peculiar Individual Yeah I have the same problem; I barely read all your comment. I agree with you, ...
Oct 30 2005 - sagging breasts Maybe you could become an archaeologist/bounty hunter and using them to swing on...
Oct 30 2005 - Correct spelling and grammar Eye em Hulio. I imigrint frum Afgan--um...aphgeni--Afgenis-(that cuntry u Amerik...
Oct 30 2005 - concentration Are you J.K Rowling? That would explain a lot. Try applying a vast row of thumbt...
Oct 30 2005 - The Return of the Peculiar Individual You don't understand, I didn't insult YOU in my posts, Skybird insulted ME. That...
Oct 30 2005 - I Hate Chain Letters That was great, thanks for the link. Nice to know there are other people out the...
Oct 30 2005 - The Return of the Peculiar Individual Thats ok, I appreciate all the comments I get, negative or not. I'm just saying,...
Oct 29 2005 - Cereal Commericals I hear ya, man. It seems all carton characters are oppressed in some respect. Bu...
Oct 29 2005 - The Return of the Peculiar Individual Among other things, to find out if I'm weird and whether I belong in an institut...
Oct 29 2005 - Mum with Alzheimers Hey, I'll try to make this comment as serious as possible (don't tell anyone) I...
Oct 29 2005 - Infants in Movie Theaters Dude, I TOTALLY agree, it annoys the hell out of me. There's a "nonsmoking&...
Oct 29 2005 - Snap One of your smartassed friends probably hid a tape recorder in your room. Confro...
Oct 28 2005 - TV remote Ambition is for people that don't have enough sense to be lazy. Of course it's ...
Oct 28 2005 - Bruises Do you wear polka-dot dresses and simultaneously have very short-term memory?
Oct 28 2005 - sweet tooth 180 G?! Why they're giving away cash like that in a candy bag perplexes me, but ...
Oct 28 2005 - There was a forest here once I do that too, but my cat is a fat asshole. So, whenever someone picks him up I ...
Oct 28 2005 - what is normal My definition of normal involves midgets, a cheese wheel and a lot of green tea....
Oct 28 2005 - The Return of the Peculiar Individual Actually I was just fucking with you, I was wondering how many people would beli...
Oct 27 2005 - The Return of the Peculiar Individual Thanks for your opinion and criticism. I just feel like I should explain somethi...
Oct 27 2005 - The Return of the Peculiar Individual uite.
Oct 27 2005 - Women are boring Ahh, the perfect comeback. How DO you do it?
Oct 26 2005 - So confused Should I make fun of her again? I'm pissed at ol' Sasquatch still but I'll be ni...
Oct 26 2005 - "THAT'S SO GAY" RANT Glad my work is appreciated, I'll keep the rants coming. ;)
Oct 26 2005 - Women are boring Fascinating. Well, in response, other than giving you the good ol' universal han...
Oct 26 2005 - Worried It's okay, he probably just gets creeped out by it. In my old science classroom ...
Oct 26 2005 - Women are boring Okay, the comment about assholic morons was proven quite nicely with your commen...
Oct 26 2005 - RANT ABOUT BANK PEN Robbing it. Why don't you go screw a kangaroo?
Oct 25 2005 - Women are boring Mentos the Freshmaker: You debilitated pile of monkey gonads,you sack of albaco...
Oct 25 2005 - Women are boring *Dumbass My apologies for the misspelling but, as Skybird pointed out in her ...