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Nov 04 2006 -
relationship w/ skinny boyfriend
pretty shallow of you really....you should do him a favor and leave him the hell...
Sep 29 2006 -
sweat marks
NO! nooooo!! you are a freak for all this sweating you do! get some spackle or s...
Sep 29 2006 -
Boggling
butter kernel... mean as ever...funny story though.
Sep 22 2006 -
Pushing Brownies
If you are a twenty-six year old guy with a fifeteen year old girl thats pretty...
Sep 22 2006 -
Boggling
butter-colon, is that you?
Sep 22 2006 -
boyfriend troubles
probably normal...definitly really overwritten about on here. is that really you...
Sep 22 2006 -
ORAL SEX
yeah well if you don't want to do it for him don't be suprised if he dosn't for ...
Sep 22 2006 -
Me And My Friend
god-dang I'm sick of all these wanking stories!!! someone needs to make a site j...
Sep 22 2006 -
Pillow Sex
pretty normal and boring and lame who cares....?
Sep 22 2006 -
Erotic rope climbing
isn't there some skanky porny type site you can write that stupid shit on? boner...
Sep 22 2006 -
Stupid b**ch Girl Rapist
well, IT is ok to defend yourself, and if she was harassing you it does make sen...
Sep 20 2006 -
Am I pretty?
who really knows....it's different for everyone, I love a good fugly person, var...
Sep 20 2006 -
Vile Attitude Towards Women
ok how about this then? sports, beer and retarded poop-ass and fart jokes, bros...
Sep 20 2006 -
Dog do poo too.
guff nuts?
Sep 20 2006 -
I absolutely HATE children...
agreed , most are smelly gremlins, and parents must know that it's no great feat...
Aug 15 2006 -
MySpace Homo's
right, so I guess you don't consider yourself one of these 'homos' but myspace i...
Mar 31 2006 -
Mouth open
close that fly trap.
Mar 31 2006 -
jam lick
yer dumb. and no.
Feb 27 2006 -
Coca Cola
coke is nasty...anon is a pratttler.
Feb 27 2006 -
Axe Spray
stop it...your a dumb-ass. I would not normaly say that. but for you it's true. ...
Feb 24 2006 -
Axe Spray
don't guys understand that girls are attracted to the real smell that a man has?...
Feb 24 2006 -
masturbation
yes you are normal, DUH! aren't there a million jokes, movies and other such med...
Feb 07 2006 -
GOD HATES SHELLFISH EATERS
man, I love clam chowder.
Feb 07 2006 -
I think I'm in love
shut-up! I don't really know if you are shcizophrenic.. but you are definitly bo...
Feb 07 2006 -
LESBIAN BUTCHER
thanks, someone wrote this beautiful story but you think your life is so importa...
Feb 01 2006 -
wiud
it's good to be happy! just don't use lol..thanks.
Feb 01 2006 -
Coffee Addict
I really do love it, normal, normal, normal
Jan 30 2006 -
shoplifting
yes if you actually want better stuff, you might have to WORK, for it! it is lam...
Jan 29 2006 -
i hate eating
are you fifeteen and think you are "really ,really fat"? well stop it ...
Jan 29 2006 -
Bush
ok, lets just say it is normal to have a freaky crush...that said...YUK! AND GAG...
Jan 29 2006 -
am i a freak?
after careful consideration.....yes
Jan 24 2006 -
I do the same thing
yuck...I just did not need to read that. acck
Jan 22 2006 -
i love jerking
nasty punk! keep that shit to yerself!
Jan 12 2006 -
Sex in a tub
I guess it's normal enough but slightly slutty...BRAH
Jan 08 2006 -
Horrible Friend
If the freind is a dick, how do you suggest they 'talk' about it in a understand...
Jan 06 2006 -
Port-a-potty
how do you do that heart thing? weird.....
Jan 05 2006 -
Port-a-potty
the best....
Jan 05 2006 -
I dont remember, was it rape
did this really happen or did you just watch an after school special? well if it...
Jan 05 2006 -
I DONT KNOW
yuck....fornicating minors are sick, keep it to yurself..and I agree the caps lo...
Jan 05 2006 -
nasty brother
you are right , he is a fucking gross pig.....
Jan 05 2006 -
feet
but why does it piss you off?
Dec 23 2005 -
juices
It might maybe be normal but its gross damnit!
Dec 23 2005 -
BOOZER BEYOND
that rambling disjointed story gave me a headache. whats the question? If you we...
Dec 23 2005 -
Lick me
why is that wrong? fellas pay for blow jobs, go for it!
Dec 21 2005 -
How much porn??
even if its normal to look at porn, it is not normal for someone to give ultimat...
Dec 19 2005 -
I cant stop being so horny
I think that might be normal for a fourteen year old...but it's gross.
Dec 19 2005 -
pak off kk
because you are a racist and most people are not. jerk!
Dec 17 2005 -
stick bashing
get off my lawn ,you fuks!
Dec 16 2005 -
peoples thorts
bag....he.
Dec 16 2005 -
peoples thorts
if by thorts you mean thoughts, then yes it's just human nature, unfortunatly.
Dec 15 2005 -
Boyfriend Ex Girlfriends Picture
sorry but no, thats not very normal. he's maybe a jerk.
Dec 15 2005 -
weird proposition
How is that weird? some guys enjoy buttsex, who really cares? most girls would l...
Dec 15 2005 -
Suspicious neighbour
Well yeah, it's normal but it sucks! we live in a funky ass neighborhood, with a...
Dec 15 2005 -
my girls fingers
but oh well.
Dec 14 2005 -
very afraid to use a (personal item)
plastic tampons to clog up landfills with, that is gross, it's only in for a sec...
Dec 13 2005 -
recent ex moved into my apt complex!!!!
I guess it could be more like that, but it seems kinds strange to me. still, you...
Dec 12 2005 -
recent ex moved into my apt complex!!!!
don't you think it is odd, him moving into the same place?
Dec 12 2005 -
recent ex moved into my apt complex!!!!
he sounds quite odd, I think the best thing to do is not pay to much attention t...
Dec 12 2005 -
The Big Lebowski
but really those parts you descibe in those movies are tearjerk moments. often I...
Dec 12 2005 -
Mothers ODOR
I am waiting for this tard to get bored and pick a new name. until then please r...
Dec 11 2005 -
Jesus and METHOS
demented
Dec 10 2005 -
Jesus and METHOS
love you!
Dec 10 2005 -
In love/lust with teachers
and boring...snooze.
Dec 10 2005 -
Pussies
it's war! calm down everyone!
Dec 10 2005 -
blondie...
I guess you could say she is hot until she opens her mouth and talks.
Dec 09 2005 -
Eyeliner
eyeliner on guys makes me think of the crow and other goth type crappola...goths...
Dec 09 2005 -
Sexism
do you like racists? do you like it when guys talk the way you talk but about wo...
Dec 09 2005 -
Metal Syringes
all metal is amazing and neat. rusty bits, shiny bits... all of it.
Dec 09 2005 -
Racism?
thats too bad for you. you might want to work on that.racists are lame.
Dec 08 2005 -
Pepsi Rules!!!!!!
rots everything...sucks caluicum from you.....bad.
Dec 08 2005 -
Speaking to Self (a lot)
I barely read it. maybe your self obsessed. try hobbies other than psycho-ness.
Dec 06 2005 -
Bloody disgusting
chunky, chunky eggroll! chunks!!! yes, chunks!!!! I am rolling in chunky words!
Dec 06 2005 -
Donkey punch?
if that is true it could be bad...what if she changes her mind? then your'e fuck...
Dec 06 2005 -
size
now this...see?
Dec 06 2005 -
It sucks
of course you are unique. everyone is.
Dec 05 2005 -
Bloody disgusting
don't fuck with words....I love words. [eggroll.]
Dec 05 2005 -
Donkey punch?
is it normal to think that is a lame ,made up post? yes. the answer is yes
Dec 05 2005 -
motocycle
yes.... and yes.
Dec 05 2005 -
size
you do.. but really girls don't. at least no one has ever said any thing to me.
Dec 04 2005 -
Flatulant Spouse
enough said.
Dec 04 2005 -
environment
you just cracked me up! shoe from shoenola!!!!
Dec 04 2005 -
credit card debt
I maxed out my credit card buying kool-aid and preparation-h... and yes, it's no...
Dec 04 2005 -
shaky hands
do you hands shake mostly when your coworkers are looking? maybe your just nervo...
Dec 02 2005 -
is it normal
this is the comment you asked and wished for..... gag...I don't know, nor do I c...
Dec 01 2005 -
I love Diet Coke
and hello to additive caused cancer!!!
Dec 01 2005 -
Crapping and peeing
and also who cares?
Dec 01 2005 -
Washing t-shits
no one will sniff your shirt.
Dec 01 2005 -
Haters
that was who the top one about all the meaness was for....you don't go around ca...
Dec 01 2005 -
Special Outfits
thats the hottest!
Dec 01 2005 -
Haters
hmmmmmm?
Dec 01 2005 -
Haters
just trying to keep the peace.
Dec 01 2005 -
Experience
I totally agree with myself, that is still super fun.
Dec 01 2005 -
hair pulling
at least you can wear a hat or wig.there are alot of wonderful hats and wigs out...
Dec 01 2005 -
ass hair
now if you had back hair up to your neck like a wolfman....anyway no one really ...
Nov 30 2005 -
blood
but it sure is icky!
Nov 30 2005 -
Haters
listen I don't hate people...but I don't always like everything you have to say....
Nov 30 2005 -
Pidgeons
all birds are dirty anyways, but I still want to spend quality time with them.
Nov 30 2005 -
Experience
some people have all the luck.
Nov 30 2005 -
white men
seems normal enough, white people are kinda boring....
Nov 30 2005 -
Haters
who is that anony. jack hole? he/she sure seems mean.....my hater is butrukel bu...
Nov 29 2005 -
Blood Barf
on the blood thing.... do you think it is normal?
Nov 29 2005 -
Pidgeons
but I can't help but love the little creatures.p[and the big ones.] animals and ...
Nov 29 2005 -
Pidgeons
when was the last time you got a disease from a pidgy? I might feel sorry for yo...
Nov 28 2005 -
grandma
* gag *
Nov 28 2005 -
my but itches
why is this not something you ask a doctor.....too much poop talk here, come on ...
Nov 28 2005 -
Pidgeons
I totally see that, I feel the same way. once downtown in the city I saw this pi...
Nov 26 2005 -
PARTY TIME!!
free hole, every mans dream, but thats ok right because you LOVE each other, huh...
Nov 26 2005 -
fat girls
any fella who is that particular probably isn't getting lucky anyways, girls don...
Nov 26 2005 -
ETHNIC RANT
it's a widely known fact people want to be kool. this is what the general publi...
Nov 23 2005 -
fingering
why are so many of these new posts sick and retarded? someone save the world if ...
Nov 21 2005 -
Sexism
I love all things british....and I am an arsehole..........mooo!
Nov 20 2005 -
crisp packet
YUK! nasty pee watcher.
Nov 20 2005 -
i need pussy
you really don't.....you need a lobotomy.
Nov 19 2005 -
old fart
bet that doesn't happen too often then.
Nov 19 2005 -
15 and still get spankings
that does not seem normal...abusive yes.. normal ,no. i have no advice...thats a...
Nov 19 2005 -
Posers
i skate alot, it's a good way to get around...but i don't do tricks. are you goi...
Nov 19 2005 -
Sexism
to the origanal poster..i agree all human meat cattle are created equal.
Nov 19 2005 -
environment
you are good.
Nov 18 2005 -
crisp packet
why? for peeing? so whats the big deal? anyway thats just funny.... 'i did a pee...
Nov 17 2005 -
Old age
where in the post did this young person say they were a girl? anyway, this can b...
Nov 16 2005 -
Mum with Alzheimers
It seems like something she would send you. makes a person wonder. can she see y...
Nov 15 2005 -
grrrrrrr angry dragon...grrrr.
people have alot of weird habits, the question is does it hurt you? i like to pe...
Nov 15 2005 -
Madonnas fat ass
whats wrong with a big ass? or is it the jiggly-ness?
Nov 15 2005 -
Mum with Alzheimers
my granmother just passed away a couple of weeks ago, I'm sorry about your mom ,...
Nov 15 2005 -
getting tired while shitting
yuck! anyway, probably not...lets stop dwelling on the bodily functions people!
Nov 15 2005 -
transsexual
seems like evreything is peachy,you are being honest with yourself,and seem like...
Nov 14 2005 -
Where's everybody at
and thats ok, I still like myself. jerks are more interesting anyways.
Nov 14 2005 -
Argh! I hate them!!!
I agree, also i hate the abbrevetions,very annoying.
Nov 14 2005 -
my weight
what did the doc say? seems normal to me.
Nov 13 2005 -
Men of our society
if you wrote this,please stop. you are not superior to any other gender or anyon...
Nov 13 2005 -
Foreskin Dilemma
watch out for infection.
Nov 13 2005 -
Men of our society
don't be sexist....all people are equal. everybody has flaws...don't dump on fel...
Nov 12 2005 -
runny poo poo
Was fickt das irgendein?
Nov 12 2005 -
Russian Singer
there was a really funky russian rock star-key board player at this restarant by...
Nov 11 2005 -
KNEE-SLAPPING RANT
it must make you feel good to be sooooo smart,I guess being smarter than me and ...
Nov 11 2005 -
KNEE-SLAPPING RANT
wait, if your'e a dick, I guess that makes you normal.
Nov 09 2005 -
Where's everybody at
it's really good to be cool.
Nov 09 2005 -
The Feral Stench.
but what a great story. thanks.
Nov 09 2005 -
got a problem
pot heads are a important part of society,by a ten foot bong and get a job at th...
Nov 09 2005 -
KNEE-SLAPPING RANT
RANT!!!! you so crazy leo...now be quiet.
Nov 08 2005 -
History Channel Loving Teen Female
you are a moron...even if you are so dumb you think your racist comments are fun...
Nov 08 2005 -
History Channel Loving Teen Female
thats a good thing! ignore dumasses and learn things....it feels good! the histo...
Nov 05 2005 -
TOO YOUNG
you actually just made me laugh with that first comment,I applaud you,with fish ...
Nov 05 2005 -
I hate people who hate black people
nothing is more stupid and annoying than racists. it's a fact people.
Nov 05 2005 -
porn obsessed bi female
believe it or not...most men are not the raging sex stud-pervert-fiends people t...
Nov 05 2005 -
TOO YOUNG
I mean the story and all these wacky anonymous comments..I also prefer that peop...
Nov 04 2005 -
masturabation
you are either retarded or a horny old man.
Nov 03 2005 -
peeing too much
i'm just going to say it over and over!
Nov 03 2005 -
peeing too much
in awe of your name, CATFLAP!
Nov 03 2005 -
snorting cocaine
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllppppppppp!
Nov 03 2005 -
obssesion over Beyonce
make a sculpey-life sized beyonce,and then blow it up. yep.... that would help.
Nov 03 2005 -
Cousin
vampiric ass suck. and no...all mine are fugly.
Nov 03 2005 -
I am so high right now
are you mike jackson?
Nov 03 2005 -
i dont like America
i verymuchagree. we suck.
Nov 03 2005 -
i dont like America
.....you could go live on jimmy buffet's private island....cheeseburger in parad...
Nov 03 2005 -
So confused
or is it he-she? well anyhow,lets drop this silly topic sky-fly,you have much ti...
Nov 03 2005 -
The Return of the Peculiar Individual
i was talking to you about the previous comment directed to ME!not about your fu...
Nov 03 2005 -
The Return of the Peculiar Individual
you insulted me later after I told you to shut up.I think that hurt your sensiti...
Nov 03 2005 -
Was it my fault?
sounds like a overreaction.let her be upset and forget about it,if she brings it...
Nov 01 2005 -
Is this normal???
why is that fella? he just has boner probs.
Nov 01 2005 -
THE SEQUEL IS HERE
really? yeah it's great to pick on fat people.real nice. although america does h...
Nov 01 2005 -
afraid of the dark
just a phobia, no big deal,there are definatly worse things to be scared of thou...
Oct 31 2005 -
what is normal
whatever works for anyone is normal for them.i love methos.
Oct 30 2005 -
men degrading women
that is normal to not like mean men but not to healthy for you...maybe you need ...
Oct 30 2005 -
The Return of the Peculiar Individual
so don't be so sensitive!
Oct 30 2005 -
Infants in Movie Theaters
babies in theaters are the most annoying thing ever,you think folks would know b...
Oct 30 2005 -
The Return of the Peculiar Individual
gee i'm sorry i offended with the prattle comment but after reading your post i ...
Oct 30 2005 -
The Return of the Peculiar Individual
listen you wacky person this is a place for opinions, { sorry,can't spell}anyhow...
Oct 28 2005 -
Nest Egg
a smart plan..do what you will,and what makes you happy.
Oct 27 2005 -
Baby Talk
punch away!
Oct 27 2005 -
The Return of the Peculiar Individual
you are in love with yourself, we know...write about something new please..and p...
Oct 26 2005 -
"THAT'S SO GAY" RANT
and am as gay as all the rest. ja love, you tweeny people!
Oct 25 2005 -
Women are boring
and why do you think your'e so interesting? maybe you are a sexist and thats why...
Oct 23 2005 -
boss inviting me for cocktails?
why blank out cocktails? thats plain silly!
Oct 23 2005 -
showing off my girl
....is your girlfriend just ego boost for you?
Oct 23 2005 -
parking lot
sounds like the american dream!
Oct 23 2005 -
menstruation period
thats being retained in your body...isn't being a girl fun?
Oct 21 2005 -
Deep voice
gals tend to like it if your balls drop.totally normal.
Oct 21 2005 -
boss inviting me for cocktails?
i commented before! i would say it's best just not to go...make up an excuse, th...
Oct 21 2005 -
Frustration
just not about teenage love and i'll comment. jerk.
Oct 21 2005 -
I hate disney!
they suck!!! evil! totaly agree.
Oct 21 2005 -
smelly belly button
you have much self luv... good for you!
Oct 21 2005 -
i wanked my dog
sick fuck..
Oct 21 2005 -
Worried
it probably is a camera.
Oct 20 2005 -
does he like me?
but it doesn't really matter,go for a single guy...don't be that way..and also y...
Oct 20 2005 -
help tampons
are you a doctor? or did you read that in a pamplet somewhere?
Oct 18 2005 -
tongue hair
that might be a weird medical thing,it's actually called hairy tongue, google it...
Oct 18 2005 -
itty bitty titties
thats totaly normal, also most guys don't care that much about tits.they just wa...
Oct 17 2005 -
Boyfriend Enjoys What I Consider Disgusting Porn
nothing wrong porn,but dishonesty is the bad part,it sounds like he's being a li...
Oct 16 2005 -
boss inviting me for cocktails?
yeah, frodopacket!!!! HA! great name! {really!}
Oct 16 2005 -
So confused part 2
so true!!
Oct 16 2005 -
So confused part 2
i don't think your that abnormal , and besides just because you have lots of pin...
Oct 16 2005 -
boss inviting me for cocktails?
although nothing has happened yet,it does seem strange, be wary if you do end up...
Oct 16 2005 -
pee on an angle
you don't do you? thats very annoying....don't you just sit on the seat?because ...
Oct 13 2005 -
electric collars
better you shock yourself than your rabbits!
Oct 11 2005 -
Too old?(or young)
an angry dad is not good....who knows what he could do....maybe date someone wit...
Oct 11 2005 -
um...
no, your fine. just tired! voices,yahhh!!
Oct 11 2005 -
Ouch Pimples
we call thse the subterrranian ones.
Oct 10 2005 -
Deprressed?
hello there! don't do anything rash in a moment of saddness.suicide is the ultim...
Oct 10 2005 -
eye crusties
lost my ability to type.