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Feb 23 2007 - Hatred of People and the Earth Hated: You know what, you're right. I also now hate the world. To celebrate t...
Feb 23 2007 - Sex with myself your fucked up laddie ---- find a chick.
Feb 03 2007 - Hatred of People and the Earth 7926 Rainbow Dr in Charlotte, thats near Waverly Lake just off Albemarie eh. I ...
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Feb 02 2007 - Sweaty Nut Sack Lob them off with a butcher knife. Then you will never have to worry about swea...
Feb 02 2007 - Hatred of People and the Earth You sound rather annoyed with the world. However, if you have any sense of logi...
Feb 02 2007 - Penis Pizza! I bet you it tastes better. Carry on --- your just an old romantic.
Feb 02 2007 - What's wrong with me Him jerking off is absolutely normal, but if you sorted him out more often he pr...
Feb 01 2007 - My girlfriend Loves wild Sex Kick her in the cunt and use her as a waterski.
Feb 01 2007 - i f***ed my mum!?!?!?! Lets do some math. She 29, you must be about 15 at least, so that makes her 15 w...
Jan 30 2007 - how do i?? Well, for starters, find a dick. Then stroke it, lick it like icecream, dont be...
Jan 28 2007 - Her mom caught us! Put some moves on the mother. The fact that she hasn't crapped on you means she...
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Jan 28 2007 - Free Prostitute You're missing the point. I like fucking them - so I don't charge them. So now...
Jan 28 2007 - my cousin Do her anal --- that is fine.
Jan 28 2007 - Hidden Camera It's kind of normal, but it is wrong. Take the camera out and just fantasize ra...
Jan 27 2007 - I Shagged Madonna I fucked Brittney and Madonna at the same time while fingering Beyonce's arse. ...
Jan 27 2007 - Sleep-fucking How the fuck can all you idiots be going on about sleep rape??!!! Are you all fu...
Jan 27 2007 - I want my vag paddled with a flip-flop I have a floppy fetish that turns my floppy hard. How about I paddle your punda...
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Jan 27 2007 - my best friends hookup You either want the chick or hate the dude. If that isn't true, then you wouldn...
Jan 27 2007 - Sex Maniac? ...... where are u? ...........
Jan 27 2007 - my girlfriend moans Just tell her to shut the fuck up. My chick used to moan and her brother compla...
Jan 27 2007 - Only one head Apparently, the head gene is related to the penis and asshole gene. That is why...
Jan 27 2007 - watching my wife Totally normal activity. Carry on as long as you both agree to it. Does she su...
Jan 27 2007 - oral after sex You have probably gone down on her after she has had some other dude's spunk in ...
Jan 27 2007 - cumming all over gf's face Superb story. Facials are great. Keep up the good work. Have you ever conside...
Jan 27 2007 - Master Bate Jack away --- you cant do it too much, and you cannot hurt yourself. Keep up th...
Jan 27 2007 - Screw anything that moves You're a normal horny guy. Just make sure you screw anybody and everybody RESPE...
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Jan 27 2007 - i love jerking wank away. dont stop, dont think of stopping -- if it feels good and your not nu...
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Jan 27 2007 - i want to f**k my cousin I think she is NOT giving you signs and your own 15yr old hormones are just maki...
Jan 27 2007 - I EAT MY CHILDREN TOENAILS That sounds gross --- but fuckit. Just keep that secret to yourself!
Jan 27 2007 - I like Jazz Jackrabbit Sounds fucked up - but you've got a fetish --- so what! Carry on and have fun -...
Jan 27 2007 - Cafe Al La Semen Swallow away ---- it wont hurt anything. And NO - you're not gay! I sometime...
Jan 27 2007 - ass cum? Sounds rather fucked up, but you know what? If it don't hurt --- then carry on!
Jan 27 2007 - Wild Life Jerk Off Pretty much anything that involves something vaguely penis-like entering anythin...
Jan 27 2007 - I Love Porn Albino midgets getting jiggy with fruit is perfectly acceptable also! I say y...
Jan 27 2007 - my boyfriend and his buddies are here can we get your address so that we can come join in teh gangbang?
Jan 27 2007 - Jacking off stop for a few days and you will "magically" discover how much you lov...
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Jan 26 2007 - Strap-Dildo Sex If she wants to shag your ass, let her do it. Just tell her that you want to gi...
Jan 26 2007 - i'm a female who masterbates to nude women pics maybe you are bi. just carry on - nature will take its course - stop worrying a...
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Jan 26 2007 - he wants to taste my..... If it revolts you -- dump the sick fucker asap. If you dont mind, drop a massiv...
Jan 26 2007 - I love to sodomise my Girlfriends Brother If all of you are of legal age, go for it, but when your bitch finds out your in...
Jan 26 2007 - Is it bad to have chees your just an old romantic. Try squirting some of your cum-juice on there first ...
Jan 26 2007 - WHAT DO YOU THINK If you suck yourself off - go for it. I applaud you and wish I could do the sam...