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About nearly

Name: NEARLY
Location: Wales
Age: 60
Sex:Only if ure gay and evwe!
Occupation: retired
Favorite Food: chineese. BBQ Spare ribs for starters followed by sweet and sour king prawns and chicken fried rice.

I am gay and proud. I have HIV which I am pissed about but hey, thats life innit! I get by just fine but be warned, use neither my sexuality nor my medical status against me because I got BIG SHARP TEETH and I know how to use them! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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nearly's Comments

Jul 22 2008 - My job is not important. *it's*

Jul 22 2008 - Is it normal to do this? go to the first post on newest and read my message to UDI today lmfao. I'll have...

Jul 22 2008 - this ALWAYS happens with guys lmfao unilever!

Jul 22 2008 - My job is not important. by the way goat, iy's called a urethral lmao

Jul 22 2008 - My job is not important. @ oro What emailS? I got one and answered it!

Jul 22 2008 - My job is not important. Hey I enjoy doing that lmao!

Jul 22 2008 - My job is not important. WHERE the hell are MY stories you pervert? Email To Friend Friend's Email: Yo...

Jul 22 2008 - Is it normal to want a life without romance? SlimFast, of course he will. He has 2 hands hasn't he? lmfao Welcome to the wank...

Jul 22 2008 - My penis hurts and the inside of legs are itchy It isnt my place to mind, it is UDI's but he is such a lazy twat that he just ra...

Jul 22 2008 - Why do I dream about a Cartoon Character? Your dream is probobly an unconscious enotional brain making the situation that ...

Jul 22 2008 - this ALWAYS happens with guys @flickr The day you are emotionally stable, hell will freeze over fella! ...

Jul 22 2008 - I love Asian girls All asian women are gorgeous UNTIL they hit 30, then watch them go to the dogs! ...

Jul 22 2008 - Is it normal to do this? hey unilever lmfao, all your posts are hiden lmfao. Have to click reveal to read...

Jul 21 2008 - Help Mee!! lmfao flikr hehe. exercise for butt....get butt phucked 3 times daily. exerc...

Jul 21 2008 - Whats going on with this pussy? Lick it off and taste it. If it is salty it SPERM you phucking thick twat! You g...

Jul 21 2008 - Why wont my boyfriend pay for anything? @ poster is your b/f called UDI? He's a tight twat by all accounts!

Jul 21 2008 - Why wont my boyfriend pay for anything? Hey gizzie, my man always pays for me :) hehe

Jul 21 2008 - penis He is talking about the appendage between his legs not what it is attached to lm...

Jul 21 2008 - Is it normal to do this? OH YEA UDI. BANN ME YOU PHUCKING PERVERT!

Jul 21 2008 - Is it normal to do this? Phuck him. he is a total waste of space. he is posting stories from folk who are...

Jul 21 2008 - My Problem hey quad it dont make no difference what age she is. UDI is deciding what gets p...

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