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Jul 27 2007 - i found a evil object Omg sum shinigami dropped it. Better give it back as he'll get light-kun yo fuck...
Jul 22 2007 - Porn... It sounds like your a bit ~too~ straight..
Jul 21 2007 - im addicted to porn! Whoever told you nobody watches porn is seriously a dumbfuck. The porn business...
Jul 21 2007 - Big dick http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Great_Black_Dick_Hoax
Jul 21 2007 - curved penis The curving might fix but I don't think the testicles will. Theres always one lo...
Jul 21 2007 - Great Phone Sex omg get a life m8
Jul 07 2007 - Foreskin Problems! You make it sound like he has a magically large penis.
Jun 09 2007 - I killde dog best story ever
Jun 06 2007 - Paralysis while sleeping omg ruuuuuuun
Jun 06 2007 - Microshaft yergay
Jun 06 2007 - Foreskin Problems! get a better penis imo
Jun 05 2007 - i want a bf your too fucking picky thats why
May 24 2007 - i like little boys maybe you should learn to spell paedophile.
Apr 14 2007 - 12 years old...horny as hell!! You can finger your ass, rub the bit between the vagina and the anal opening, yo...
Mar 19 2007 - Peeing Part 2 your one fucked up person..
Mar 16 2007 - My wife's underwear can i join in?
Feb 19 2007 - THE P3OM OF LOV3 !!! That poem... is the definition of shit
Feb 15 2007 - Wanna be Famous Join my company and become a p0rn st*r with me
Feb 14 2007 - Can't Have SEX Have iiiim I wouldn't be suprised if he was fucking 50 other girls. You need to...
Feb 13 2007 - how much longer???!!! Don't worry, you're just slowly turning into a male. It happens alot with female...
Feb 13 2007 - girlfriends hair i should have cummed in her eye. chicks love that stuff
Feb 13 2007 - Toilet arguement One time i pissed on yo roof
Feb 13 2007 - whats a fetish? E.g. I have a fetish for hairy jewish mother stereotypes
Feb 13 2007 - Why do they wear the white socks ? Do you like seeing other mens cocks being inserted into things? Why don't you in...
Feb 13 2007 - I think my boyfiend is too old for me The fresh prince of bel-air is on!!!!1
Feb 13 2007 - im so jealos I am your dad. Last night i fucked your mum so hard her eyeball popped. Then her...
Feb 13 2007 - My brother and his friends smithee impersonator?..
Feb 13 2007 - My own Penis That would be pretty interesting. But it seems slightly.... QUEER
Feb 13 2007 - is she trying to seduce me? No, what she wants is a good old smack. Maybe a kick in the teeth or two
Feb 13 2007 - Hotties, please clue me in... Guess what? Teapot! ;ololololdfolsodflol
Feb 13 2007 - Neighbour Aproach your girlfriend carefully. And let her know about your relationship with...
Feb 13 2007 - Hotties, please clue me in... i agree
Feb 13 2007 - side of the road I woulda thought he was a frikkin murderer or summet. I would just put the peda...
Feb 13 2007 - is it normal when white ppl... raps shiiite. but i agree, it does look/souns silly, with all the wannabe slim s...
Feb 13 2007 - Breasts I don't know, I paid to go this Doctor's speech a few days ago - to be honest, i...
Feb 13 2007 - I love my sister I don't see why it should be illegal. If two people love each other they should ...
Feb 11 2007 - 3 years dump her. you want to be the furst to do it right
Feb 11 2007 - David Gee ITS ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I beat you in all maths courses wheeey j/k
Feb 11 2007 - I'm sure I'm not the only one omg u pussy. Do you have to have fucking permission to gget a myspace. you wank...
Feb 03 2007 - My parents won't help me pay for college get a loan. after you get a good job, shove it in your dads face && don'...
Feb 03 2007 - Download 50 porn videos off Limewire As long as they're under 100 meg each. I think you're pretty sane
Feb 03 2007 - There goes my early night Find a hobby to get into. Like BMXing or skating - something you can do at night...
Jan 29 2007 - WHY??? I can be pretty retarded thx
Jan 29 2007 - 10 year old I the earlier you try it. The sadder you are. You must be all fuxking sad
Jan 27 2007 - Hate Spend time wit family! Friends are cooler. Some can be fit aswell friends>family
Jan 27 2007 - im alwayz horny OMG NO WAI
Jan 27 2007 - Too old?(or young) some guy in my cadet section is 19 and going out with a 14 year old. I think it'...
Jan 27 2007 - I am a sadist zumzumzum
Jan 27 2007 - J-Doe I: Or How Jesus Saved Me From My Shit I didn't read that But I have a very, very large nob
Jan 27 2007 - how do u make You can get those ones which look like torches.. but guess what - they're fuck ...
Jan 27 2007 - Marylin's house Or you can do it by crawling through the opening sewers NW and climbing out her ...
Jan 27 2007 - WHY??? I doubt you are a goth. As goth people don't call themselves goths. When you cal...
Jan 27 2007 - Midgets have no knees... Maybe it arthritus. Lots of small people have it
Jan 27 2007 - Controlling the Breathing I always do that. Now I think about it I'm doing it now. I hope you're happy
Jan 27 2007 - Suicide Kill yourself. More bandwidth on here for me
Jan 27 2007 - Doggy style This person at my school stuck his dick in his dogs mouth and took a photo (h)
Jan 27 2007 - Should I take money from my stepmother? Give it back and accept no more than $800