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About rogatory
Name: Dave Location: Texas Age: 40 Sex: yes Occupation: Museums
rogatory's Latest Comments
11 months ago -
Noisy EatersOne of two options;
A) get a airhorn and use it everytime it does the licking thing.
B) When it's not looking squirt some Visene eye drops in it's bowl. A few "RUNS" to the bathroom should put a stop to it!