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Mar 02 2009 - I hate parties That just means you aren't going to the right parties/clubs.

Mar 02 2009 - Too much masturbation? Just be careful, do it too often and you'll rub the skin right off.

Feb 05 2009 - apperentice initiation ceromony I'm not sure, but I've heard punctuation helps. Capitalization is usually pretty...

Jan 22 2009 - Is it normal to think everyone is staring at you? Are you sure you're not paranoid? You sound paranoid to me.

Jan 22 2009 - is it normal to sweat while wearing... I think you sweat no matter what shirt you wear, and you only notice with that s...

Jan 22 2009 - My arms smell like chlorine Have you showered since 2006?

Jan 17 2009 - Nigerian Dwarf Goats No, it's not normal, nor is it safe. http://www.goat-trauma.org/ "Goats are...

Jan 16 2009 - boys named Jacob Seems normal to me, my name's Jacob and I have to beat the girls off with a stic...

Jan 15 2009 - toilet trianing mexicans I'll let you in on a secret: flushing the toilet is a better way to get sick tha...

Jan 15 2009 - I avoid taking a dump? Not normal, if it were just when the only available options were public restroom...

Jan 15 2009 - Is it wierd to sleep naked? Hey, easy access, what can I say?

Oct 26 2008 - knocking stuff off a desk You've got to fight them. If there are to many for you, just start chopping thro...

Oct 02 2008 - Spooning with my niece yeah, that's totally normal. Most people wouldn't let themselves get into a posi...

Aug 09 2008 - For the .. past week.. Could it be vertigo? Or drugs? If it's the former you might want to visit a doct...

Aug 09 2008 - Oranges and just what makes you think that it's fake?

Aug 18 2007 - I jackoff to Hanna Montana I guess you're somewhat normal cab.

May 07 2007 - People Here Actually, I posted this story as a sarcastic public service anouncement. It appe...

May 06 2007 - Girl problem. I believe you are what is referred to as an intellectual whore. You're there for...

May 04 2007 - Girls Since when do 17-year-olds write like that?

May 02 2007 - What's it like? I was only talking about the bible story. I was thinking of another bible story,...

May 02 2007 - What's it like? Ok, I just reviewed the story and you're right. Are you happy now? It really doe...

May 01 2007 - Masturbating In Front Of Me??? Tell your teacher, and he or she will get you a new lab partner. It's as simple ...

May 01 2007 - What's it like? I'd keep discussing this with you, but it's really not honorable for me to do th...

May 01 2007 - What's it like? Nowhere in the bible does it say thou shalt not be attracted to members of your ...

May 01 2007 - What's it like? He's at home minding the kids.

Apr 30 2007 - What's it like? Do you know that Bush wasn't responsible for 9-11? I wouldn't put it past a poli...

Apr 26 2007 - should i be in love? I think you're infatuated. And beware those that you meet online, they aren't to...

Apr 26 2007 - So theres this girl.... Stay away from both of them until you can make up your mind without help from ou...

Apr 26 2007 - am i invisable The thing I've found is that when you get turned down, nobody cares 1-2 hours af...

Apr 25 2007 - they are just there Or the guy could be a total asshole. So original poster, pick your poison. Eithe...

Apr 24 2007 - Fasting There's absolutely nothing wrong with weighing 200 lbs, I weigh 200 lbs, and I'm...

Apr 23 2007 - I believe all drugs should be legal! I truly question the idea that the money would go to different people if drugs w...

Apr 21 2007 - kinda of underwear Commando all the way!

Apr 19 2007 - I believe all drugs should be legal! To use marijuana as your only example in an argument to legalize all drugs is a ...

Apr 17 2007 - does anybody got aim????????????? Yeah, word of friendly advice, don't post your email here, there are weirdos who...

Apr 17 2007 - Fasting What happens when you have to go poopie but there's nothing in your digestive tr...

Apr 17 2007 - Is it normal for guys to wear leather pants? Absolutely not.

Apr 17 2007 - Fasting Yeah, basically I gorged myself when I was done. I wasn't doing it to lose weigh...

Apr 15 2007 - Sexiest on is it normal Vote roger49 for sexiest iin user. Please?

Apr 14 2007 - LOTF character I never claimed to be clever, but it's fun to mess with chris.

Apr 14 2007 - Lamb Chopping No, I did not start out with a grudge against you. I was perfectly willing to be...

Apr 14 2007 - LOTF character Quite possibly.

Apr 14 2007 - LOTF character You haven't read Lord Of the Flies have you? Probably means you either dropped o...

Apr 14 2007 - like2 girls witch one Neither, you obviously aren't ready for a commitment with either one. Until you ...

Apr 14 2007 - Lamb Chopping Didge is a nice guy. You just pissed him off by being offensive. He says peace J...

Apr 10 2007 - is it just me That's just the way life goes sometimes. I used to have that problem, but now I ...

Apr 07 2007 - how do you get guys to stop hitting on you? Case in point, today there was a very energetic asian girl in the cafeteria. She...

Apr 07 2007 - how do you get guys to stop hitting on you? I'm afraid there is nothing you can do unless you wear the most unflattering clo...

Apr 07 2007 - this website The real problem is that people find this site by googling their problems, they ...

Apr 07 2007 - i like doing wierd things to myself Hey this isn't your personal sexual dating service. There are sites devoted to t...

Apr 07 2007 - Help me with my masturbation problem :( Because 16 is way to early to be tying yourself down. If you ask me, it'll eithe...

Apr 07 2007 - Communist Sorry Smithee, Russia was a military dictatorship plain and simple. That's just ...

Apr 05 2007 - Do men get turned on when they see fripples? But yes, it does get the blood pumping.

Apr 05 2007 - Do men get turned on when they see fripples? I have to say that I've never seen fripples on a date, but to tell you the truth...

Apr 05 2007 - The rights of being human I fully support child support, and my position remains unmoved. It's an issue of...

Apr 05 2007 - The rights of being human If abortion were legal in 1960 there would be no roger49. 'Nuff said.

Apr 05 2007 - The rights of being human There's also the choice you made that led you to get pregnant. I say if you can'...

Apr 05 2007 - sssstraaaaaaaaawberries I like fresh pineapple better.

Apr 05 2007 - i wanna be tied to a bed and left there ummm now it's the 5th.

Apr 05 2007 - Help me with my masturbation problem :( You're 16 and engaged?

Apr 05 2007 - i cum alot You're not a guy, so I don't see your problem.

Apr 05 2007 - am i depressed or schizophrenic No, you don't seem to be a schizophrenic. And don't worry about anything that ch...

Apr 05 2007 - i like doing wierd things to myself I'm afraid you're setting yourself to be used love. You'll just end up getting y...

Apr 05 2007 - masterbation Why does it appear to be normal to misspell masturbate?

Apr 05 2007 - this website Sorry stargirl, but it appears that smart just isn't sexy anymore.

Apr 04 2007 - can i get ome female feed back on this What do we hate What do we hate Jailbait Jailbait How do we like it How do we li...

Apr 04 2007 - Communist Russia was pseudocommunist moron. Study some politics and figure out what the wo...

Apr 04 2007 - Communist The Communist Manifesto is flawed. Communism cannot come about through a violent...

Apr 03 2007 - is i normal? I feel sorry for the children you are responsible for.

Apr 03 2007 - whats wrong wif me? Why the fuck are you worried about penis size when you're just meeting this girl...

Apr 03 2007 - whats wrong wif me? Just go for it, what do you have to lose?

Apr 03 2007 - embarassed It's obvious that you are a degenerate who cannot post a comment other than &quo...

Apr 03 2007 - this website yes, this site has gone to crap in the past few months.

Apr 03 2007 - Jackass----the show and movie Some things cannot be unseen.

Apr 03 2007 - Sex dreams Or maybe I just have random dreams.

Apr 02 2007 - Gangbang420 Look, I made the mistake of going into your chatroom once. It is not a mistake I...

Apr 02 2007 - what can i do Horoscopes are the biggest crock of bullshit ever. Your zodiac signs have no bea...

Apr 02 2007 - Rosie O'Donnell It is completely normal.

Apr 02 2007 - FILTHY CO-WORKER If he's a brown nose ass kisser, he'd be happy to let you spray him down with Ly...

Apr 01 2007 - grinding or humping You do realize that a lot of what is behind the "amazing orgasms" in p...

Mar 31 2007 - When we are born, does a hole exist in your hymen? It's because everyone is different, some women bleed when the hymen is torn, but...

Mar 31 2007 - When we are born, does a hole exist in your hymen? In most women, the hymen is small and doesn't cover the majority of the vaginal ...

Mar 31 2007 - I hate idiots This site isn't here for you post rants. You should go to theranter.com for that...

Mar 31 2007 - which one to choose? If you're interested in other people, you shouldn't be in an exclusive relations...

Mar 31 2007 - Communist Smithee, duke and I have just had a pretty good discussion on communism. If you ...

Mar 30 2007 - f**king c*nts That would be my guess.

Mar 30 2007 - Communist Yeah, I was thinking of some sort of test for prospective members to make sure t...

Mar 30 2007 - It was an honest mistake If you ask me, there's nothing honest about it.

Mar 30 2007 - orgasm You give your mother and grandmother orgasms? You sick fuck!

Mar 30 2007 - f**king c*nts Same here, only white panhandlers have approached me. I don't respond well to be...

Mar 30 2007 - orgy with retard. I think the author of this story is the same as the story posted before this one...

Mar 30 2007 - downsyndrome sex Since when do people with downs syndrome need wheelchairs. I think that this is ...

Mar 30 2007 - Noones going to take me alive Maybe, I'm not familiar with Muse. Only parts of Bohemian Rhapsody are suitable ...

Mar 30 2007 - immigration Here's what I think should be done. The No Child Left Behind Act should be repea...

Mar 30 2007 - Communist Exactly, I do not believe in forcing people to be communist. I also do not belie...

Mar 30 2007 - Gay? Straight? Bi? I don't know that he's using you, but my first reaction when I see woman dating ...

Mar 29 2007 - Gay? Straight? Bi? You're being used. That's what's going on there.

Mar 29 2007 - do guys care about one or two little zits? You're overreacting. If your boyfriend does care that much, you should dump him ...

Mar 29 2007 - Iran is asking for it. From what I've read, Iran does not yet have weapons. Influential Iranians advoca...

Mar 29 2007 - masterbating in sister's clothes No it isn't normal. There's your comment are you happy now?

Mar 29 2007 - totally confused about my sexuality You're straight.

Mar 28 2007 - i'm in love with a gay guy, and need some advice He's gay, that's just the way it is. I've seen similar situations before. You ju...

Mar 28 2007 - Communist You're thinking Stalinism. The USSR was not Communist. This is exactly what I me...

Mar 28 2007 - What do guys like on women with small breasts? As long as you aren't flat chested, I don't care. There's more to life than boob...

Mar 28 2007 - I think hair is unattractive... Here, watch this video. I find it enlightening. http://www.allsp.com/l.php?id=e1...

Mar 28 2007 - Am i a lesbian?!?!?!?!?! =o Mmmmmm tribadism.

Mar 28 2007 - Communist Shaver has the situation pegged exactly as far as the test questions go. But the...

Mar 28 2007 - Communist How is it a waste of a post? The truth is I didn't care if it was normal or not ...

Mar 27 2007 - confusing If you don't want a serious relationship, then why have a boyfriend at all? If I...

Mar 27 2007 - girl i want to ask out 6. You need to relax and just do what feels right. If it doesn't feel like the r...

Mar 27 2007 - STALKER!!! Wishing you had said yes eh?

Mar 27 2007 - confusing If you like more than one person in that way, you shouldn't be dating anyone unt...

Mar 27 2007 - my m8! Sounds like more crap stories to me.

Mar 27 2007 - I think hair is unattractive... You're doomed. And remember, the crab people are trying to turn all of the guys ...

Mar 26 2007 - confusing No, you are using them. To you they're a status symbol because you don't underst...

Mar 25 2007 - Why my Girl Friends mom hate me hmm they censor flunk? flu nk

Mar 25 2007 - Why my Girl Friends mom hate me YOU'RE GOING TO FLUNK OUT OF COLLEGE, MARRY A CRACKWHORE AND HAVE RETARDED BABIE...

Mar 25 2007 - confusing What are you 12? You don't get a boyfriend in one day. That's not the way it wor...

Mar 24 2007 - gurls can dance with each others guys can't Why dance with a guy when there are perfectly good girls to dance with?

Mar 24 2007 - I dont care No, the media recognizes that the average american won't watch the news if they ...

Mar 24 2007 - wanting to bang a girl no

Mar 24 2007 - I'm afraid? You just have to put yourself out there. There are risks involved, but it's wort...

Mar 24 2007 - Im a Virgin I think I hear the virgin alarm.

Mar 23 2007 - I have a friend that is a stripper My point exactly, she's being self-destructive, you can either be there to suppo...

Mar 23 2007 - I wanna ask her out but... He does have something to lose, but it's worth it. And Supermann, just relax, yo...

Mar 23 2007 - thesister My money is on horny 13-year-old boy.

Mar 23 2007 - pick on people 4 fun! AAARRRGH! How the fuck do you manage to get into fights with so many people? I'm...

Mar 23 2007 - Screw W/ People's Minds Trust me, there are stupid questions. In my experience, people who say that ther...

Mar 23 2007 - zzzzZZZZZZZzzzZZZZZZZzzzzz You find the idea of the world being flooded relaxing?

Mar 22 2007 - is this ok? Sure you don't fantasize about having sex with her.

Mar 22 2007 - I have a friend that is a stripper It probably would be counter-productive for you to tell her that she's wrong. In...

Mar 22 2007 - car sticker Get a life, find a new sticker. Who cares? It's a sticker for crying out loud.

Mar 22 2007 - Talking to other guys. Maybe a gay bar?

Mar 22 2007 - Humans Taste Like Chicken! Humans are a sweet meat, like pork or bear. From what I hear, it's better than b...

Mar 22 2007 - No fear of commitment... I think you have infatuation issues.

Mar 22 2007 - What happends if? I agree with stargirl, and I'll add that your parents' lack of prudence should b...

Mar 22 2007 - UNDERWEAR HELP ME FAST No, that doesn't matter. Thongs are meant to be seen for the enjoyment of men.

Mar 21 2007 - i f**king hate my life! will somebody kill me? Ok, whatever you say.

Mar 21 2007 - I feel at home in womens clothes grrr. stumbling block. There is no actual English language, it's been corrupted ...

Mar 21 2007 - I feel at home in womens clothes No, American English is still English. Dialect dialect dialect.

Mar 20 2007 - do i really love him!? A. Sisophous is male, B. You seem to be lacking the intelligence to maintain a m...

Mar 20 2007 - My friend = Munchkin in Wizard of Oz... What fucked up world do you live in where 5'2" is considered the height of ...

Mar 20 2007 - Should I change ? You just need to find some better guys.

Mar 20 2007 - im gonna attempt to rap. yo. sucka. bz. please tell me you aren't serious

Mar 20 2007 - Masturbation Ok, so I don't know if you're male or female, but that still seems a bit much. I...

Mar 20 2007 - UNDERWEAR HELP ME FAST On second thought, that should be: If you are an attractive female and wearing a...

Mar 20 2007 - UNDERWEAR HELP ME FAST Why the hell does it matter? Are you that worried about your appearance? If you ...

Mar 20 2007 - how do u feel about school in the olden days? You obviously didn't learn enough, maybe if you had listened to these middle-age...

Mar 20 2007 - i f**king hate my life! will somebody kill me? If she's naked, how can she have a crack pipe and Brillo stuffed down her pants?

Mar 19 2007 - i f**king hate my life! will somebody kill me? Sorry, but I won't kill you.

Mar 19 2007 - how do u feel about school in the olden days? Hear hear!

Mar 19 2007 - need some help If you want a boyfriend for the sake of having a boyfriend, you aren't mature en...

Mar 19 2007 - jam and fish Dang, I was hoping that this story wouldn't be sexual in nature.

Mar 19 2007 - Hard To Get... Playing hard to get implies that you haven't been gotten yet. The time to play h...

Mar 19 2007 - Is It Wrong To Do What I Feel I'm sorry, but you know this how? There are studies that show that cohabitation ...

Mar 19 2007 - Charlie the Unicorn Leave the poor guy alone. It takes time to recover from losing a kidney.

Mar 19 2007 - is this illegal? Age of consent changes with your location. Cab is the only one giving good advic...

Mar 19 2007 - Normal to pee regularly in the shower? What's wrong with peeing in the shower? Urine is sterile, they used to use it as...

Mar 10 2007 - im gonna attempt to rap. yo. sucka. bz. I think it is rather enlightening. This should be on the submit stories page.

Mar 09 2007 - The War is Pissing Me Off! As much as I hate to say it, strangelad is right for once.

Mar 08 2007 - WILL JANE EVER GROW BACK?!!!!!?!?!? I have to say that when my calculus TA decides that he has enough time to squeez...

Mar 08 2007 - extra marital His friend is married, but I question whether this story is really about his fri...

Mar 08 2007 - The Old Woman Where are the deadbeat fathers of all these children. They should be paying chil...

Mar 08 2007 - perceptive about music I swear I've seen this one before. I think this might be another copied post.

Mar 08 2007 - Shinken Shaka, I knew you wrote this after reading the first sentence.

Mar 07 2007 - I am Tay You're acting like your alter-ego .smithee.

Mar 06 2007 - Cutting others hair Breezy's right, it's part of their body, I think we could call it assault with a...

Mar 06 2007 - girls are b**ches I wouldn't be so sure that guys are more abusive in relationships, then again, I...

Mar 06 2007 - Diet pills, safe or not? Were they ephedra? That stuff is great for you.

Mar 06 2007 - look older In your last post you were fifteen. Now you're 14. Are we going to find later th...

Mar 05 2007 - am i a sult? Not true, a slut is a sex addict who puts out for anyone, like the poster. A sex...

Mar 05 2007 - is this rape, or what 2 This is a female forcing tribidism on another female.

Mar 05 2007 - is this rape, or what 2 That's exactly why I posted that comment.

Mar 05 2007 - Braces on for too long That means your orthodontist screwed up.

Mar 05 2007 - Peeing Urine is sterile, so I don't think that would cause any infection issues, but I ...

Mar 05 2007 - Shrooms andd Weed Did he make the shrooms into a liquid, or did he just tell you he did and give y...

Mar 04 2007 - mmmmmm... child porn Sounds like you're double fucked, it's illegal for you to be viewing porn, and y...

Mar 04 2007 - no boy to like and no boy likes me I've always found the wacky fun girls attractive, they're just more fun. And as ...

Mar 04 2007 - My life story Come on, you should have recognized by now that the average age for posters here...

Mar 04 2007 - Is being gay a choice? Shaver's right, who cares why they're gay? It's their choice, and it's their lif...

Mar 03 2007 - Cannibalism From what I hear it's worse than bear but better than badger...

Mar 03 2007 - to smoke weed I have friends who smoke weed. They're currently going to community college beca...

Mar 03 2007 - I hate the doctors office You need to learn not to let the little things bother you.

Mar 03 2007 - Armchair athletes They should ban old an unnattractive ones too while they're at it. But really, I...

Mar 03 2007 - How do I make friends in college? Just talk to people. I usually make fun of people, it works well, like the girl ...

Mar 03 2007 - is this normal???????????? Really, you could do it with a .22, no need to waste money on a big gun.

Mar 03 2007 - how can i tell my mom i want 2 f**k her You should kill your father. Hey, it worked for Oedipus.

Mar 02 2007 - weird hair Happy trails are perfectly normal, but don't shave it, wear it with pride.

Mar 02 2007 - bi or not When will people actually look at previous stories before posting these? I've re...

Mar 02 2007 - Non-sense detecters... You'd be surprised at the number of people who are tryinng to debunk Christianit...

Mar 02 2007 - How do i do it? Don't get a mutual friend to ask her, just make friends, then after a bit ask he...

Mar 02 2007 - Braces on for too long I had braces for over two years, except my teeth were already pretty straight, t...

Mar 02 2007 - My 'Cyber' Boyfriend Didge are you a rastafari?

Mar 01 2007 - Virginity Of course it's normal, you still live in your parents' basement, you don't go to...

Mar 01 2007 - weird deformed privates.... I would be concerned about the second hole you pee out of, but as far as the lab...

Feb 28 2007 - Is being gay a choice? I don't think it's a choice, unless it's a teenager looking for attention, but I...

Feb 28 2007 - problems with platoon I think it's time to give them extra duty for insubordination.

Feb 28 2007 - Getting a girlfriend. I'm sorry bud, but the best advice you're going to get is put yourself out there...

Feb 28 2007 - Non-sense detecters... Have you ever read the Bible?

Feb 27 2007 - Sick of it How much time have you spent in high school?

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