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Jul 20 2007 - i think i fancy my best m8 wear a mask and butt rape your little buddy while hes sleeping
Jul 20 2007 - Masturbating In Front Of Me??? he proably has pubic lice and it was really itchy lol
Jul 20 2007 - Is this a normal way to eat? A lot of people do the peanut-butter thing, but I've never heard of eating salsa...
Jul 20 2007 - i dont know if this is normal.... chain him down, put a gun to his head, and force him to do w/e it is that you fu...
Jul 20 2007 - im turning emo and i love it but... You aren't emo, you are a poser. GO back to being your normal self, a prep. Emo...
Jul 20 2007 - Is my boyfriend a PERV? Youkai is totally right. All guys want to do is get in your pants. No matter wha...
Jul 20 2007 - masturbating with a tampon yeah, tampons are too rough to do that plus, you know how you need that little ...
Jul 20 2007 - family You are going to die if you don't cut it off with a meat-cleaver within 24 hours...
Jul 20 2007 - My GF is really dominating Yeah, okay, is your gf a hooker-slut-bitch-homo?
Jul 20 2007 - I am going crazy! If you posted this, you obviosly think a lot about this guy and you like him. S...
Jul 20 2007 - lonley Yeah, no real girl is going to go for someone who talks like that.
Jul 20 2007 - HhhmmMMmm.... When you are brushing your teeth, go on your tippy-toes, then back, and repeat t...
Jul 20 2007 - i really like him... In 5th grade, girls tend to fall for the popular-no-touchy guy that likes the po...
Jul 20 2007 - do girls like guys in nice shoes No, not really. All girls really care about is how hot the guy is and about his ...
Jul 20 2007 - Humans Taste Like Chicken! Yeah, I wonder it, too. I guess we are both messed up. But I'm guessing humans d...
Jul 20 2007 - How Do You Tell A Girl You Want To F**k Whisper in her ear that you love her, then ask her if she will make love to you,...
Jul 20 2007 - wearing wiomens pants Your'e emo, right? Or are you gay?
Jul 20 2007 - how can i know that i'm in love? You will know when you are in love when you constantly think of her, when you ca...
Jul 20 2007 - whats wrong with me! Try looking in the mirror? Or asking girls from a different crowd... ones that ...
Jul 20 2007 - masterbation You shouldn't post bullshit like that, you old fart pervert.
Jul 20 2007 - No interest in dating. At all. Hmmm... maybe you should go out with some random hobo on the streets you've neve...
Jul 20 2007 - my sisters f**k me Yeah, if this is actually a true story, which it isn't, but let's just say it is...
Jul 20 2007 - I f**ked my sister Yeah, I would laugh if you got her pregnant. How would you explain it to your fo...
Jul 20 2007 - im female girl porn turns me on I bet you guys a hundred bucks this eas posted by some fat old pervet dude in hi...
Jul 20 2007 - half sister feelings If she's your half sister, it means she shares one of your parents, so she is re...
Jul 20 2007 - I hate english people! ok ? Yeah, english isn't the prettiest language in the world, but we were born into a...
Jul 20 2007 - help me with this please Sorry if I seem mean, I don't mean to be. You asked for an honest opinion so I g...
Jul 20 2007 - help me with this please you need to lose some weight, thats all...
Jul 20 2007 - Online girlfriend Do you know what girls think of it? It makes us think that you are desperate. I ...
Mar 09 2007 - my friend and her pens.. she fucks herself with them. She likes the ones with the pocket hangers on it so...
Mar 09 2007 - hair care fetish I like asians because their hair is shiny and pretty. Sexy
Mar 09 2007 - My own Penis your suppost to give those to your girlfreind, smart one. AS A SUVENIER
Mar 09 2007 - No feeling on inside of vagina yeah. your mom knowsa right where the spot is
Mar 09 2007 - FROGs Yeah. Pick one that has very bright colors. OR Maybe you should try buying a...
Mar 09 2007 - masterbation yum
Mar 09 2007 - Peeing Part 2 eat shit haha
Mar 09 2007 - MOLE! You probably shouldve fucked her. You know, she was repulsed at how small yo...
Mar 09 2007 - Plastic bag stuf fanimal sex You must be ugly because the only people you fuck arent people at all
Mar 09 2007 - no boyfriend! Yeah. Its normal. Most girls are ready for relationships at 13, but guys arent. ...
Mar 09 2007 - HeLp Me !!!!!! fuck him
Mar 07 2007 - weird deformed privates.... I do not. Thats disgusting
Mar 03 2007 - weird deformed privates.... Whats that?
Mar 02 2007 - weird deformed privates.... ....................................................................4
Feb 28 2007 - Is this guy for real? I bet the reason he hasent really fucked you is because he doesnt know how to ...
Feb 28 2007 - i hate preps Kiss him: then he'll be gay too. Because.
Feb 28 2007 - Am i Straight? You are probably bi. Personally, I dont see anything sexy in a girl. I wish I w...
Feb 28 2007 - I dont like my body to much Then dont eat and go anorexic. JK just dont drink so much.
Feb 28 2007 - Non-sense detecters... The reasons for the bibles existance: 1.) The book was writen by a guy, and he ...
Feb 28 2007 - i am tired of it Tell the counsellor and ask to remain anonymous. If this bothers you, its a job ...
Feb 28 2007 - I Am A Big Flirt YOUR"E A SKANKY SLUT WHORE PLAYBOY WANNABE> JUST FUCK HIM ALREADY
Feb 28 2007 - subsittute He (oral)fucked you. You just dont remember because you were totally high.
Feb 28 2007 - a fink ya best m8 fanceys me!!! Sounds like your'e FANTASISING
Feb 28 2007 - the unic wish Yeah, dude. Stop doing art and start working on writing. What are you? A third g...
Feb 28 2007 - Is it normal to have thoughts of killing people?? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Thats NOT NORMAL man,
Feb 28 2007 - Getting a girlfriend. Okay, I'm a girl, so listen. You sound like a sweet guy. If you really want a ...
Feb 28 2007 - Wish you were born an orphan? Well, it is odd that you spell weird wrong. You must be, like, eleven years old ...
Feb 27 2007 - Caught smoking and my words have no meaning Smoking killed my uncle (my dads YOUNGER brother). If you want to die at 40, kee...
Feb 27 2007 - Misogynist Look, I can understand the way you feel. Its a grudge. You don't really have a r...
Feb 27 2007 - Drugs or boredom Oh, also, ignore the username. I just thought it was funny.
Feb 27 2007 - Drugs or boredom No, it is not normal. Yes, it is considered bad. Instead of letting your boredom...
Jan 21 2007 - Whats wrong with me? Am I ill? I dont have any sudden, sharp stomach pains, nausea, frequent burping or hiccupi...
Jan 20 2007 - emo h8 You are what you think you are. You only belong to a clique if you want to. Besi...
Jan 20 2007 - emo h8 OK. Your not an emo. An "emo" is just a title people give us. We are o...