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smartass's Profile (8255)
About smartass
Name: yes
Location: home init
Age: haha i dont care
Sex: i love it!!
Occupation: sex addict
Favorite Food: jugs
Quote: yer
smartass's Latest Stories
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smartass's Comments
May 28 2007 -
OMFG, this is so f**knig dirty
i like swiss muthas they're always ready to get fucked
May 14 2007 -
No girlfriend for a year. Normal?
oh no, just what i dreamed would never happen, you're fucked your hair will fall...
May 14 2007 -
Gayboys and straight girls
mr.gay meets ms.sexy does mr.gay want to fuck her? no, because he want some nice...
May 14 2007 -
Hot dreams
getting hammerd and having fun sounds like fun, maybe try it sober but you said ...
May 14 2007 -
taking out a tampon
no
May 14 2007 -
my X girlfrend
u should
May 14 2007 -
my x gf
yer man eat her out, make youself love her dude, its the only way, or you could ...
May 14 2007 -
circumcision
i agree man, my stiff man is 7 inches and i can go for about 1 and a half hours ...
May 14 2007 -
Minted lamb
yeh its ok to get that if your me, i dip my chips in my girl-freinds wet hole, m...
May 14 2007 -
how do girls feel about...
haha what a bunch or retareded monkey heads!
May 14 2007 -
My wife wants to T-Bag
i think you need to open up to her, if you catch my drift.
May 13 2007 -
me and my gf have sex alot
hahaha you people crack me up!!! i think u need to have some more fun mr.
May 13 2007 -
Is this a normal porn fetish
ahh, the female sex, beautiful especially when masturbating, and with other fema...
May 11 2007 -
How do you know you are in love???!!
*yawn* huh? oh rite cybermonkeys again ok *sleep**wank**sleep*
May 11 2007 -
Rap music sucks! it for gangster and losers
^ oops i made a mess ^
May 11 2007 -
Rap music sucks! it for gangster and losers
%u0443%u03C3%u03C5 %u0192%u03C5¢%u043A%u03B9%u03B7g %u0192%u044F%u03C5%u03B...
May 11 2007 -
I would kill myslef
heroin? fuk u get sum sherbert, a real mans drug
May 11 2007 -
I have 4 nipples
hello! how are we today then? yes i see cut your wrists eat your intestines and ...
May 11 2007 -
baby killer
yes, absolutly normal 100%
May 11 2007 -
I believe most people are asleep
yes the moon is made of cheese the sun will explode in 5.3 billion years lawyers...
May 11 2007 -
wot do i do already (shut up karleigh)?
hello people i lyke bi's i think i am one
May 11 2007 -
Am I gay?
the post above is to slackjawedyokel
May 11 2007 -
Am I gay?
your not manly at all, its only your major insecruity that makes you feel a need...
May 11 2007 -
Age difference
hump her man, you only gonna live once, might as well do it up the ass
May 11 2007 -
Hot friend
haha i lyke making fun of people, i think you should tell her how you feel and ...
May 11 2007 -
vagina
haha muthafukers i'm gonna wank now bye, oh yea later i'll be shaggin a nice sha...
May 11 2007 -
Adults only
haha what a load of bullcrap, i bet u are a wanker making up stories, u cant eve...
May 11 2007 -
What's up bitches?
mmmmm, my girls pussy is nice lookin
May 11 2007 -
My girlfriend makes Helicopter sounds during sex
yes very good not?
May 10 2007 -
How do girls masturbate?
look at me im flying!
May 10 2007 -
Sister did it to me
hahahaha i gotta try dat?!?!??!!!!
May 10 2007 -
Erections in non-circumsised males
ahh, the inexperianced wanker, have fun!! itss normal whatever the problem is
May 10 2007 -
cartoon
i like the little mermaid
May 10 2007 -
The guy i crave
stick your hands in a lawnmower
May 10 2007 -
addicted to sex
i do belive your ryte, tanx
May 10 2007 -
am i just being a dick or am i right?
i think your rite, have u shagged her to show what your made of shithed?
May 10 2007 -
Anyone else?
ANOTHER ONE,? OMG!!! THATS ONE TOO MANY, I GONNA KILL YOU MUTHAFVCKER NOT RELI J...
May 10 2007 -
Is it normal to masturbate 8 times in 1 day?
ahhh, young inexperianced wankers, wank wank wank, then u die or go blind
May 10 2007 -
The Death Penalty
i wanna kill people who think masterbation is wrong, yer kill people who go spee...
May 10 2007 -
Im feeling so horny
religion is all FAKE have a wank, choke the vicar, rev your engine, spank the mo...
May 10 2007 -
Is this normal?
u got a little brother, i bet u fuck him?
May 10 2007 -
French Kiss
hmmm, kissing i'll have to try that next time i'm shagging a bitch
May 10 2007 -
I love it!!
if i say u have major problems, does the pro in problems turn into a link any if...
May 10 2007 -
I'm gay, but bi-curious?
u need help, i get the police u ded mutha******
May 10 2007 -
My lingerie secret
haha ur fucked hahaha
May 10 2007 -
y do peopl hate the jews
if u can have sex with it then u cant kill it
May 10 2007 -
"My sister is addicted to X"
ah gooooood drugs, take em, u only live twice then shag me plez
May 10 2007 -
"My math teacher is a total b*tch"
haha fuckin keep it up, shag er n kill er
May 10 2007 -
I f**ked my dog...
mr.spamjav im disgusted at those words, i gotta go shag some doggy ass now bye
May 10 2007 -
sex at 11
yer pal shag em silly!
May 10 2007 -
addicted to sex
i aint female but i'll still take you up on that, im bi. cabinet70, if you dont ...
May 09 2007 -
belching
yes velly good man
May 09 2007 -
addicted to sex
ah yes mr.spamstik whateva, yes i feel addictied to sex with eveyone i can fuck ...
May 09 2007 -
kinda of underwear
if you HAVE to wear something then probably you should wear tight black things w...
May 09 2007 -
Havnt showered in weeks
yeah fight the power hippy!!
May 09 2007 -
why do teachers blame you for every thing???
all teahers are fucked up pieces of crap
May 09 2007 -
i had sex with my lesbian sister
i think everyone is confused, it says I woke up and I was fuc*king my sister ...
May 09 2007 -
sister asked me to...
put the cock deep in the mine m8, it feels so good espesially when its ur sis
May 09 2007 -
I Want to f**k my sister
yup, my sister is soooooo hot we practice sex on each other all the time
May 09 2007 -
Am I gay?
Would your primary name happen to be James, old chap?
May 09 2007 -
The color of nothingness
nah i need help bye
May 09 2007 -
The color of nothingness
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May 09 2007 -
The color of nothingness
sorry no my mistake make dat 7
May 09 2007 -
The color of nothingness
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May 09 2007 -
The color of nothingness
haha im high
May 09 2007 -
The color of nothingness
hahaha
May 09 2007 -
The color of nothingness
you shall go MAD like me ME!!!
May 09 2007 -
would a girl want to give a guy head at 13
i wanna have sex i did have sex im neva gona have sex wahwahwah oh yea go give e...
May 09 2007 -
f**king with your freinds
you fucked up peice of shit!!
May 09 2007 -
I am a U.S. soldier, please help me
haha what a load of shit!! so many parts of that story are fake haha u little sh...
May 09 2007 -
sex hurting?
does it matter? just wipe it up n fuck me
May 09 2007 -
My penis
i dont know neither do i care, if it feels nice then u go fuck it if its large u...
May 09 2007 -
How??
shove some dildo up ther o yea
May 09 2007 -
fingering
get a dildo, ahhh yeahhh!! they'er good pal i take mine everywhere
May 09 2007 -
cat machine
hahahahahaha i put the cat in i think its dead now haha its head came off hahaha...
May 09 2007 -
Best friend got fingered
sounds like u like her m8, ask her out and have sum wankywoodoo, i dunno whats u...
May 09 2007 -
Tips Please
haha what tips u want m8 thers loads haha
May 09 2007 -
Music in my dreams, must not sing along.
yer i talk in my dreams so who knows whats possible m8!
May 09 2007 -
male masturbation
yes well um.... why you not been experimenting yet eh..?
May 09 2007 -
i feel like i have no real friends
i know dat feeling, i dont give a damn either. i dont care what people think of ...
May 08 2007 -
girlfriend and her mom
yer dood, a good 3 on 3 is always a winner just dont look at her pu**y
May 08 2007 -
How do you...
maybe they do, it feels good n warm just like an orangutang
May 08 2007 -
Another stepmom one
i f**k anyone and everyone, (exept my parants) its ok they're still human and fu...