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Name: Aye Aye
Location: UK
Age: 29
Sex: M
Occupation: Seafarer
Favorite Food: Black Pudding

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Dec 19 2006 - How do you ask a girl out????? I was in the same situation as you a fair few years back. But now, (im 29) I hav...

Dec 18 2006 - Jewish people check out the BNP.

Dec 18 2006 - Less semen than before if i havent screwed a tart for a long time and havent bothered wanking i shoot s...

Dec 17 2006 - Creampie Eating dirty old git. i turn my nose up at licking my bird out after giving her a good ...

Dec 17 2006 - Anal sex with my cousin Hardly any women who like it up the arse? There are loads out there who like ...

Dec 09 2006 - during a lecture... Hojohto221 (4503) - eedgit i know a chap who wanked on the school bus and dis...

Dec 08 2006 - My penis is inverted chop it off.

Dec 08 2006 - Pet Screwing you must have a small cock to get it up your cat's rectum. twit

Dec 08 2006 - Do guys go for the easy girls its more fun going for the women which are harder to get into bed. theres more o...

Dec 04 2006 - WHAT HELPS size? go to aberdeen, screwed 10 women there in as many days. easy sluts.

Dec 04 2006 - Attracted to my brothers!!! if you want to keep it in the family then go for it. it is a bit sick.

Dec 04 2006 - masturbation and piss drinking prick

Dec 04 2006 - Flashing flash away like a dirty slut. why dont you grope there minges??? dippy bit...

Dec 04 2006 - throat lump you complete nonce. chop it off with a blunt blade. nob rot.

Dec 04 2006 - I messed my ass up you dozy twat. go to the doctors. gimp

Dec 04 2006 - im going downhill you pathetic bitch.

Dec 04 2006 - crushes fuck the rest. go up to this ugly tosser and tell him you want to suck on his ch...

Dec 04 2006 - masterbation you complete twat

Dec 03 2006 - Cum in ass fair enough, i used to shove bottles up my arse. its an age thing. my present wo...

Dec 03 2006 - Too much masterbation? same happened to me. fuck the slut harder. you will get over it in time. I we...

Dec 03 2006 - Having sex with animals aye, beastiality you goon. go to Germany, its big over there you can get into...

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