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sploosh's Profile (4306)
About sploosh
Name: Aye Aye
Location: UK
Age: 29
Sex: M
Occupation: Seafarer
Favorite Food: Black Pudding
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Screw anything that moves
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sploosh's Comments
Dec 19 2006 -
How do you ask a girl out?????
I was in the same situation as you a fair few years back. But now, (im 29) I hav...
Dec 18 2006 -
Jewish people
check out the BNP.
Dec 18 2006 -
Less semen than before
if i havent screwed a tart for a long time and havent bothered wanking i shoot s...
Dec 17 2006 -
Creampie Eating
dirty old git. i turn my nose up at licking my bird out after giving her a good ...
Dec 17 2006 -
Anal sex with my cousin
Hardly any women who like it up the arse? There are loads out there who like ...
Dec 09 2006 -
during a lecture...
Hojohto221 (4503) - eedgit i know a chap who wanked on the school bus and dis...
Dec 08 2006 -
My penis is inverted
chop it off.
Dec 08 2006 -
Pet Screwing
you must have a small cock to get it up your cat's rectum. twit
Dec 08 2006 -
Do guys go for the easy girls
its more fun going for the women which are harder to get into bed. theres more o...
Dec 04 2006 -
WHAT HELPS size?
go to aberdeen, screwed 10 women there in as many days. easy sluts.
Dec 04 2006 -
Attracted to my brothers!!!
if you want to keep it in the family then go for it. it is a bit sick.
Dec 04 2006 -
masturbation and piss drinking
prick
Dec 04 2006 -
Flashing
flash away like a dirty slut. why dont you grope there minges??? dippy bit...
Dec 04 2006 -
throat lump
you complete nonce. chop it off with a blunt blade. nob rot.
Dec 04 2006 -
I messed my ass up
you dozy twat. go to the doctors. gimp
Dec 04 2006 -
im going downhill
you pathetic bitch.
Dec 04 2006 -
crushes
fuck the rest. go up to this ugly tosser and tell him you want to suck on his ch...
Dec 04 2006 -
masterbation
you complete twat
Dec 03 2006 -
Cum in ass
fair enough, i used to shove bottles up my arse. its an age thing. my present wo...
Dec 03 2006 -
Too much masterbation?
same happened to me. fuck the slut harder. you will get over it in time. I we...
Dec 03 2006 -
Having sex with animals
aye, beastiality you goon. go to Germany, its big over there you can get into...
Dec 03 2006 -
4 1/4 in penis
youve got a small cock and you will never satisfy a woman with it. twat.
Dec 03 2006 -
love is bullsh*t
you wanker.
Nov 16 2006 -
What do you think of DP with your best friend?
Go for it mate, nout wrong with a bit of Double Penetration..... done 2 of me ma...
Nov 13 2006 -
Am I gay or bi or straight?
go for female body builders with strap ons. job done.
Nov 13 2006 -
angoraphobia
just shit in his bin.
Nov 13 2006 -
Gettin a girlfriend
are you a poof?? should have badgered at least 30 women by the time you are 16.
Nov 13 2006 -
First wet dream
go down your local brothel and get laid by some dirty smack head slut. if that t...
Nov 13 2006 -
Dr. Pepper as a stimulant
try drinking Pussers rum you yankee poofs.
Nov 13 2006 -
Dr. Pepper as a stimulant
have a go you eedgit.
Nov 13 2006 -
Oprah Winfrey Just Died!!!
ugly bitch any way. wont be missed.
Nov 13 2006 -
Best friend fantasy
get the webcam out........
Nov 13 2006 -
watching my parents
Go for it, you may as well ask them if you can join in as well.
Nov 13 2006 -
Black Women
There pubes are like brillo pads, fancy that?
Nov 13 2006 -
Animal Rights - Animal Cruelty
I enjoy shooting pheasants, rabbits, squirrels and pigeons. The most enjoyable p...
Nov 13 2006 -
Laughing at Angry People
Some races (such as Filipino, Indonesian) can%u2019t help but laugh when you bol...
Nov 12 2006 -
x.princess.x
Who put the MING into BirMINGham????