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May 10 2006 - The Feral Stench. I can't wait that long, I'm going to open it now. OH FUCK, damn thing broke...
May 10 2006 - Total Disorientation It's called Rohypnol. Check your ass for signs of tearing.
May 09 2006 - younger girls 16-year-olds are more likely to believe you when you tell them you love them to ...
May 09 2006 - "Seriously Depressed--No Laughing Matter" There's just something about the phrase "No Laughing Matter" that tota...
May 09 2006 - Incredible Bongo Band YOU ARE THE MOST AWESOME PERSON ON THIS WEBSITE.
May 09 2006 - Eating peeled cum Not normal. Not doing any harm either, so meh, go for it. Weirdo. ;)
May 09 2006 - My sisters goldfish I don't think it's fake, anonymous; I used to do it myself infact. Before things...
May 09 2006 - Pen0r Size wait, what was the question?
May 09 2006 - Pen0r Size Watermelon.
May 09 2006 - Sex with a pig In Communist Russia, pigs spit-roast YOU!!!
May 09 2006 - I like D&D This HAS to be fake. Surely.
May 09 2006 - Too Normal!!! Not only are you normal, you're boring as well! Ho-ho! :)
May 09 2006 - Shotgun Flash This is actually quite common amongst mentals.
May 09 2006 - Rape fantasy! Worst Fantasy Ever.
May 09 2006 - omfg.... lols! :)
Apr 26 2006 - is it normal? i have no idea I'd say that playing with poo is common enough to be considered 'fringe' these d...
Apr 26 2006 - rim job You lucky sod, I could never get mine to do that.
Apr 07 2006 - Tipped Uterus Mine has sprinkles!
Apr 06 2006 - jam lick Yes, hermit, that was the joke. Well done, have a cookie.
Apr 06 2006 - Painful,abnormal periods OMG HAHAHA YOUR VAG1NA BL33DS LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Apr 06 2006 - Out of wack Generally having one ball hang lower than the other is an indicator that both wi...
Apr 06 2006 - UrAQt!!! Yes
Apr 04 2006 - He still hangs and talks to her Yeah, let him know it bothers you, just don't go on about it, y'know, like women...
Apr 04 2006 - music pervert
Apr 03 2006 - hi all whaddya want, a medal?
Apr 03 2006 - sex trouble Holy crap are you for real? That's terrible!
Apr 03 2006 - poo friend Someone told me that Bates aka Smitten does this too.
Apr 02 2006 - jam lick I heard bacon fat works too.
Apr 02 2006 - like an ant farm Like, totally, dude. Also, wtf is that giant magnifying glAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!...
Apr 01 2006 - Is it rape or Consentual?? If he was sober and deliberately preyed on you cause you were drunk and vulnerab...
Apr 01 2006 - Dream Job? I saw this thing on tv once, it said, pretend you won the lottery and never had ...
Mar 29 2006 - not into masturbating At least you're a step up from my ex. Frigid ho wouldn't even finger herself for...
Mar 29 2006 - negroids They're also prone to spell their names in patently ridiculous ways.
Mar 29 2006 - story boy Calm down, or you'll have a little gay heart attack.
Mar 26 2006 - Rocking Horse Go see a doctor. Then get your cock out in front of her, and when she asks what...
Mar 26 2006 - 5 bladed Ceiling Fan You know what'd make you feel better? A gun. Go buy one!
Mar 26 2006 - llama Is a "mini llama zoo" a zoo of mini llamas, or is it a mini zoo of lla...
Mar 26 2006 - depression?? Sounds more like a lack of JESUS in her life.
Mar 26 2006 - choco fackin' pervert.
Mar 26 2006 - negroids Are you sure you're not just confusing it with the smell of weed? You usually ge...
Mar 22 2006 - Spank Me So, uhh, go do it then. We're not stopping you.
Mar 22 2006 - Francine Francine Bates ate my balls.
Mar 22 2006 - vendetta seconded. They're totally THE SAME PERSON.
Mar 22 2006 - summer makes me depressed Summer is annoying. Boyd is much cuter. And Stingray mmmm.
Mar 22 2006 - I trick animals into... How do you trick them? You should make a website of it.
Mar 22 2006 - Diesel It's perfectly normal to have these kind of feelings as you're growing up. Just ...
Mar 18 2006 - I love Oral stimulation If it hurts when you have sex you need to get that looked at by a doctor.
Mar 18 2006 - Raped by a squrril beacause of my fetish of ears Argyle_Smitten and Francine_Bates are the same person. I have proof.
Mar 18 2006 - Neeeegros Damn, you people are TOO EASY to get a rise out of.
Mar 18 2006 - net girl Your msn 'girl' is actually a 34 year old man named Cyril or Darren.
Mar 15 2006 - Kittens Tailss You're doing it all wrong, you're supposed to just stick an elastic band round i...
Mar 15 2006 - Gold fishs blood makes me horney You worry too much.
Mar 15 2006 - Can't eat If this has only just come on recently with no apparent cause, you could be ill....
Mar 14 2006 - fucking my mummie and her radiartors Boring! Come back when you have a problem with your mum or radiator.
Mar 14 2006 - settling down Girls like you are the reason I don't date girls any more. For shame!
Mar 14 2006 - My brother once told me... ROTFL
Mar 04 2006 - Anime Frustration. I don't understand how any of the issues you have with anime can't also be appli...
Mar 04 2006 - Dog sex Why do so many people in this thread assume household dogs are more likely to ha...
Mar 04 2006 - The Feral Stench. I have a jar of other people's blood.
Mar 04 2006 - How much porn?? Chances are that in his mind, the porn is far less connected to having sex with ...
Mar 04 2006 - very afraid to use a (personal item) wow, they even censor penis? If I'd known I'd have just said cock.
Mar 04 2006 - very afraid to use a (personal item) Just think of it as being like having sex with a man whose penis is small and co...
Mar 04 2006 - In love/lust with teachers If it's any consolation, most of them probably flick themselves off at night thi...
Mar 04 2006 - My brother the sexual harrasser? Holy crap, stop being so damn melodramatic and just DEAL WITH IT. Suing your ow...
Mar 04 2006 - Boyfriend Ex Girlfriends Picture Is everything else alright between you? If so, don't read too much into it. If n...
Mar 03 2006 - Is my boyfriend normal? That's goddamn hilarious. You should marry him.
Mar 03 2006 - Friends or Foes? Sounds like it's her you should lay the smack down on, not him. Damn cocktease.
Mar 03 2006 - Animated girls I would totally do Magical Girl Pretty Sammy.
Mar 03 2006 - masturbation help Electric toothbrush. Has to be the right kind - some vibrate but others just hav...
Mar 03 2006 - am i pathetic? Maybe if you lost a bit of weight, things would get better.
Mar 03 2006 - incest Apparently everyone does except me. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_comple...
Mar 03 2006 - Dyslexia/dispasia and discrimination Sorry, I didn't understand a word of that.
Mar 03 2006 - Sooo Horny That's impressive. If I go without for more than about 4 days it just shoots out...
Mar 03 2006 - TrumanShow Sounds like either http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depersonalization or http://e...
Mar 03 2006 - Lunch with friend > This is a plutonic relationship END IT NOW. Relationships based on highl...
Mar 03 2006 - fires every where This is the first 'isitnormal' that actually made me laugh out loud.
Mar 03 2006 - am i hippocritical bout gays?? > Well i know im not bi > i start having fantasies about eating women o...
Mar 03 2006 - was it sumthing i did? Think back carefully. While he was banging you, did you curl one out onto the be...
Jun 28 2005 - holiday sex You obviously *do* care, otherwise you wouldn't be posting about it here. ;)
Jun 17 2005 - STIGMATA It occurs to me that sanitary pads are just about the right size to line the ins...
Jun 17 2005 - Porn Question "Hitchhiker: [explaining why he gives head for rides] Have you seen the pri...