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About the_tard
Location: Shisticks University
Age: 63
Sex: Too much for my age
Occupation: Professor of Sex Studies
Favorite Food: Pan-fried asparagus burger
Quote: "Rotate and increase frequency, we haven't got all day, woman."
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Aug 21 2006 -
Scheisse
Mandarin Chinese gets me off every time.
Aug 21 2006 -
hot robots in movies
I wonder how long his batteries would last...
Aug 21 2006 -
sex trouble
Add "severe-acute-shit-talking" to that list of ailments.
Aug 21 2006 -
what do i do?
You might want to let him know that there's a huge friggin bit of water between ...
Aug 21 2006 -
Stapling
Have you seen the new Swingline J3000? Man, I creamed when I saw it in action.
Aug 21 2006 -
masturbation problems
Hoover.
Aug 21 2006 -
motocycle
It's not normal to be at Sunday school in the first place.
Aug 21 2006 -
Straight F's
The follow-up to Chuckle's question is "if you have seen Dumb and Dumberer&...
Aug 21 2006 -
florida
I've been in Florida. She's hot and wet. She didn't call me in the morning...
Aug 21 2006 -
Two farts make a mark
It's called the "follow-through" phenomenon. Put simply, you SHOULDN'T...
Aug 21 2006 -
Tipped Uterus
It's those damned kids again. They always sneak into my paddock at night and tip...
Aug 21 2006 -
My Nether Region
And God is a taco.
Aug 21 2006 -
runny poo poo
Curry isn't your friend.
Aug 21 2006 -
End Times
I also hope Jesus comes back soon. He went down the street for pringles over an ...
Aug 21 2006 -
Rode A Giraffe
As long as it's only giraffes, then it's ok. Stay away from marmosets.
Aug 21 2006 -
Inverted Boner
Good one, nescient. Just can't see it, indeed. COS IT'S INSIDE HIM!!! Oh man...
Aug 21 2006 -
I stole a chicken.
Tell your friend to get his chickens off the street or they'll get hit by a car.
Aug 21 2006 -
amazing rist action
Like methosjr said, put a rubber band around it. A really, really tight one. And...
Aug 21 2006 -
is this normal
Try chopping it into small chunks, coating it with chocolate icing and rolling i...
Aug 21 2006 -
101 AIRBORN
They was sellin' vaginas? Did you ask for one with the lot?
Aug 21 2006 -
testicles
It makes all the difference in the world.
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