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Do you have any complaints about the human body and it's restrictions?
Mine would be that the arms can't reach around to that small section of back to rub sunscreen in, that would have to be a major flaw
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Teeth. Our teeth are stupid. There's no need for them to feel pain yet they do. Why do we only get 2 sets and why does the first set go so early? At least last closer to 1/2 way through life or let us grow more than 2 sets per lifetime. Why can't they be made of metal instead of weak ass minerals? Why are they so often crooked or crowded? Why can teeth alone completely destroy a human's appearance? Other animals usually have great alignment most of the time and awesome saliva that stops decay way better. Human teeth are dumb.
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@: wigz
Human saliva stops decay. It's humans' sugar addiction that fucks teeth.
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@: Murun
Sugar doesn't help at all, but humans really weren't designed to be living to 80-90 years of age, that's why our teeth don't last long. We should be living into our 50's at the max.
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@: Murun
You're right but it could be better at it. A lot better.
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Why is the battery life so bad!? We need to recharge for 8 or so hours to get a measly 16 hours of use - that sucks! We need more lithium-ion.
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xfg42
I wish my dick could self-lubricate so I wouldn't have to deal with all the blood.
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@: xfg42
Ouch. I can't work out if that's funny or disturbing.
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here2help
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I wish my asshole would self lubricate so i wouldnt have to deal with all the blood
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I can reach my whole back if I go right arm over and left arm under. No chance the opposite way though.
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@: Murun
talent! i want your limbs
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I can reach all my spots...I also thoroughly agree with madame wigz.
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honeybuns33
I can reach all my spots...I also thoroughly agree with madame wigz.
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Too late that response has been taken
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honeybuns33
The inability to kill myself and see the end is truly life greatest failure.
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Male nipples are useless
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Mine aren't. They're a proper erogenous zone.
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Is god offering refunds if any of my complaints are upheld?
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I hate that I have chronic pain, irritable bowel syndrome, allergies and chronic sinus infections. Those are just some of my medical problems, but my medical problems make me feel small, week and old.
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I'm sorry. There is great youth and life in your personality and spirit
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Thank you so very much.
:-)
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xfg43
Oy.
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Skankhunt43
I hate that God invented blacks (apes) and faggots. Like why are they here...
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