Are you self concious about peeing noise?

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Yeah, I just get a Gatoraid bottle and squeeze it as hard as I can to disguise my real peeing noise. That way I can assert my dominance over anybody else who happens to be in the bathroom. Nothing quite like a powerful bladder to show how much of a man I am...

You forgot "Male: It bothers me, so I pee sitting down." Or would that be just too unspeakable shameful to admit?

I stick my penis into the toliet water and pee, no noise there.

I'm pee shy which is one of the reasons why I hate using public toilets.

I couldn't give a damn, if people dont wanna hear they can block their ears!