Single, tried growing a gandalf beard to scare women away, but it doesn't work. Damn hipsters made it cool, so I got all the weird indie chicks until I shaved it.
This reminds me of Egyptian Mythology when Osiris got tricked by his brother, Set, and his brother cut him up in different pieces and scattered them. Then Isis had to find all of his pieces and when she brought them back together, she had sex with his corpse and became impregnated with their son, Horus. Horus then kills his uncle Set and rules over egypt, or at least that's how I remember it:/
Well, I can imagine how you'd think it was a wonderful experience, but for me? It was everything ~but~ wonderful... I really felt invisible that night, just like a Ghost. ::(
I was crammed between a Tiger and a Gorilla! I couldn't even hear the film past your roaring laughter, or the Gorilla with all her loud whooping sounds. You two had my ears ringing for months. Not to mention how you spilled all your popcorn in my lap, and, when you finally did decide to share your Toblerone with me, there were only two mountains left. I didn't even get to eat them, because little miss on my left stole them from me when I wasn't looking. ::\
It was a disaster... I wouldn't consider that a date. I'm shocked that you two didn't get all three of us kicked out. ::P
Spacey, Spacey, Spacey, you have much to learn. That's what all dates are like. Usually, they're more worse. We were breaking you in slowly to the dreadful world of inter-species romance. ::/
A little popcorn in your lap and some roaring is the least you can expect. Especially when you go to the cinema with wild animals. ::P
dappled, dappled, dappled, I did have fun, it's just you two were over the top at times. ::P
Do you think you could break me in a little bit slower? I'll be more prepared this time. Please, give me another chance? I'll be very sad if I can never have any of your Toblerone. ::D
Spacey, Spacey, Spacey, I will have a word with Frosties and the gorilla and see whether they can keep it down to quiet purring and general anaesthesia. ::P
And I shall buy us all a giant toblerone like this one:
*Oooh, I thought I smelled some of me favorite chocolate.*
*suspiously looking around for trank darts*
A-ha!!! You two want to do this without me. No can do, I tell ya! Too much choco to sit this one out! Nomnomm.
I have us a genius plan, hear me out! The ghost piggy-backs on the girl and covers her eyes, the tiger tickles her waist at the same time and I throw a giant squid up. She gets scared, lets go of Toblerone, you take her by the hand, and you two run away to the cinema with her! Ta-dah! Perfection. Heavenly plan of perfection, eh?
I've said it before, but I do love it when you do gorilla. It's so gorilla that it makes me actually think of you being gorilla. I want to say something funny, but I'd rather bask for a little. :D
::O I couldn't believe it was real, so I went to YouTube to see/watch a video of it, and I still cannot believe it's real! ::P You can't take off with that woman, you have to stay and help us eat them. ::D
Erm... You mean to say playing that ugly face invisibility trick on those poor cute little old ladies and make them scream the devil and pray during the love-making scene just to entertain us was not over the top?
Single, and while I think happily married is probably the best choice out of all of them, I am curious if the words "happy" and "married" should be put together.
Well maybe for some people it does, but I dont think I am one of them. So single it is.
1. Happily Married 2. Single 3. Married 4. In a relationship
There's a cyclic element to this conversation.
The orgies are... heh heh... DIVINE.
Wow, sex with ten batmen! Hmm, is it batmen or batmans? That's stuff I'd probably need to know.
"The fuck....how are you single?"
Asexual my friend ;D. It's a gift.
*sniff*
Nobody is having any of my Toblerone ever again.
Well, I can imagine how you'd think it was a wonderful experience, but for me? It was everything ~but~ wonderful... I really felt invisible that night, just like a Ghost. ::(
I was crammed between a Tiger and a Gorilla! I couldn't even hear the film past your roaring laughter, or the Gorilla with all her loud whooping sounds. You two had my ears ringing for months. Not to mention how you spilled all your popcorn in my lap, and, when you finally did decide to share your Toblerone with me, there were only two mountains left. I didn't even get to eat them, because little miss on my left stole them from me when I wasn't looking. ::\
It was a disaster... I wouldn't consider that a date. I'm shocked that you two didn't get all three of us kicked out. ::P
A little popcorn in your lap and some roaring is the least you can expect. Especially when you go to the cinema with wild animals. ::P
Do you think you could break me in a little bit slower? I'll be more prepared this time. Please, give me another chance? I'll be very sad if I can never have any of your Toblerone. ::D
And I shall buy us all a giant toblerone like this one:
http://www.herdofcats.ca/files/images/Toblerone.jpg
...and I will also try not to run off with the woman holding it. ::D
*suspiously looking around for trank darts*
A-ha!!! You two want to do this without me. No can do, I tell ya! Too much choco to sit this one out! Nomnomm.
I have us a genius plan, hear me out! The ghost piggy-backs on the girl and covers her eyes, the tiger tickles her waist at the same time and I throw a giant squid up. She gets scared, lets go of Toblerone, you take her by the hand, and you two run away to the cinema with her! Ta-dah! Perfection. Heavenly plan of perfection, eh?
:D
::O I couldn't believe it was real, so I went to YouTube to see/watch a video of it, and I still cannot believe it's real! ::P
You can't take off with that woman, you have to stay and help us eat them. ::D
Being single isn't a bad thing, and if you're a virgin, like me, you might find someone who has been saving themself especially for you. :)
Well maybe for some people it does, but I dont think I am one of them. So single it is.
1. Happily Married
2. Single
3. Married
4. In a relationship
I think thats the fairest order for ranking.
If there's a happily married, maybe there should be a miserably married too. It exists, I've seen it. :)