I would forget using all manners & social graces. Burp, fart, scratch my balls, check out the wattress, pick my teeth...all to make myself far less appealing in the hopes she loses interest fast.
Afterwards...
I would gorge myself in one of the most beautiful displays of gluttony ever witnessed by whalekind.....
and then.....
I'd excuse myself and cease communication. An intentionally misleading pic is still a lie in my eyes. I can't build a relationship, let alone trust, with a liar.
Afterwards...
I would gorge myself in one of the most beautiful displays of gluttony ever witnessed by whalekind.....
and then.....
I'd excuse myself and cease communication. An intentionally misleading pic is still a lie in my eyes. I can't build a relationship, let alone trust, with a liar.