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Do you guys get a boner when you wake up?
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Its called morning wood.
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ye i do as i have a picture of a stunning man called andy on my cieling so it's natural
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lmfao ..true
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What if you are from Norway?
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you say Morgenen akasietre
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Same here except one time my friend and I slept in the same bed I had to move to the couch cuz his boner touched my asshole
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@Monsterinbed
LMAO.
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ItsNotNormalDoTCom
Wtffffffffffffffffff
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put it this way if i dont get up with a boner early in the morning i get worried that there may be something wrong with me.
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ive had this happen once and it scared me shitless, nothing was wrong but man it was a horrible feeling,
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Morning wood is almost like how a computer tests it's hardwave when you switch it on.
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yep, it's a totally normal involuntary thing. It doesnt mean you were having dirty dreams, it doesnt mean you're horny. It's just something that your brain/body does while you sleep.
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in the morning when I wake up my dick is always hard. if I'm not late I rub my dick really fast with astroglide, I keep it next to the bed, and I squirt on my tummy in less than 10-15 seconds.
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10 - 15 seconds? LOL
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just call me boner simpson =D
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i wake up with a boner when i have to pee when i wake up.
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If you rub one out enough times in a day, it doesn't happen anymore.
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Yeah, me and a couple of friends once made one big bed and watched dvds all night. The following morning when I woke up, this one hot girl was lying next to me, like up to my face, she opened her eyes and looked at me and then went back to sleep. I got this huge boner (thank God it didn't touch her). I had to hold a cushion over my manhood to keep it from view as I went to the bathroom. And yeah when I got back everyone was smiling at me like they knew :/
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I think it's already there before I wake up. But yeah, more often than not, little dappled is already saluting wildly by the time big dappled creeps into consciousness.
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I get the MORNING WOOD almost all the time now when I hit puberty =P. By the Way, Thanks for putting this, I wanted to ask this 2 days ago XD. But yes it's normal, although it is sometimes a bit disturbing when you wake up and have a feeling you were masturbating, then you have the feeling to fuck, then it passes when I go take a cold shower. It may be good too, depending on with who you were sleeping!
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It's very normal to get an erection in the morning. Normally its a sign that you have had a good nights rest.
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Never, because i'm a girl>:]. How'd I get to this poll anyway? LMAO. XD
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RaNdOmPoPcOrN
LOL EXACTLY
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Yes I do. Sumtimes it's really irritating when I'm still half asleep and my family members notice,completely embarrassing,not that I have anything to embarrassed about. It hurts when I'm still in bed and I roll on it.....OUCH!!!
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Nothing like a morning woody
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michael4p5
i always have one
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My bf sure has that "condition" and I'm NOT complaining!
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Yup. Be careful not to lay on it.
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aace
We always called a "piss on" as in hard on
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it means you have a kickstan in the morning
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its normal, some call it morning wood. all though it can be emberassing :D
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I think it is because we need to pee and it's the body's mechanism for not letting that happen because it is very difficult to pee with a hard on. Anyone agree?
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@: bigtoy
absolutly. I'm hard almost every morning that i've had liquids close to the time i go to bed. I wake up horney but am unable to do anything but go to the washroom cause i agree its the pee thing. but compleatly natural and normal.
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mornin routine lmmao
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TheAesir
something is touching my chin. *looks down* oh it's just morning wood.
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RaNdOmPoPcOrN
lol woooooow.
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I'm amazed how much this question is asked here. It's like parents decided to stop explaining how the world works.
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Most of the times!
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Yes every other day hard as a mofo
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hahah well i have VERY INTERESTING boyfriend thats for sure..!! Umm about the 1st 2 months of our relationship. We was laying in bed asleep..we had sex right before we went to sleep though. Soooo about i would say 2 hours later i woke up all sudden randomly looking over my boyfriend...i freak out didnt know what heck was going on..I was peeking thru him under my blanket lmao. I saw his "cum" squirted out in his asleep. He mustve didnt even zip his pants up after we after he had sex we went straight to sleep. His cum was suirted everywhere ge lift his shirt up..barely his eyes was open..he lift his shirt up till it was done...lmfao i kinda laugh & freak out was like omg what happen?!!? He still doesnt even know that i seen it or remember it. My understanding is maybe he was still horny after sex idk..lmao. shew it was interesting to see your boyfriend doing that...! We are still together its been a year,. He done that bout 2 times so far..lol.
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that was a wet dream u witnessed
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Sounds like he didn't cum when you had sex... Thought you were asleep and helped himself out.
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He did cum when we had sex. We both got off. it was really embarrassing to witnessed that....LOL.
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What?
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