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Mhg8792
I have a pet gorilla
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@: Mhg8792
Does it eat much?
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Mhg8792
It eats alot of bananas
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@: Mhg8792
Do you order the bananas by the truck load? Does it get grumpy if you eat any of its bananas?
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Mhg8792
he gets pretty pissed off when there isn't any bananas at all, I can say that for sure
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Gorillas have very small members.
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Mhg8792
What do you mean by "members"
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@: Mhg8792
Gorillas units are small.
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@: Mhg8792
So thats where Harambe went
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An Irish-American Wiener Dog named Daniel.
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xfg37
I have 14 cats I've collected from the neighborhood over the years. They're all dead except for the one I captured last week... I think it's eating the other cats' carcasses.
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@: xfg37
Are you sure those aren't homeless people?
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xfg37
A couple of them are toddlers
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What exactly did I say in my genuine comment that offended the petty princess so badly?
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Two dogs. Arf arf.
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OnOmAtOpOeiA
A whole bunch of dogs. I love dogs. And three cats. They're assholes
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You just have to know how to treat most cats. We have had 2 cats and they both have been lovely. Dogs are also nice to though but you can also get dogs that are assholes as well.
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Asshole dogs either had some abuse happen to them or the owners have no idea what they're doing. Cats are natural assholes but if you raise them right they're as sweet as dogs.
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dixie dingo dawg
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I dog 2 cats and a prize stallion / my husband lol
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2 many to count , I just have a small farm xD

One massive dog
2 Hens
3 Cats
2 Water Dragons
Numerous budgies
Hundreds insects
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I have a Siamese cat, and I dream of getting a dog and possibly a second cat, because I'm bipetual. Okay, at least a Shetland sheepdog for him to pal around with and share conversation.
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mrbrownfinger7
Just Maleine Mcann in my basement
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