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Do you have multiple accounts on IIN?
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Just curious and no need to lie.
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Currently there are 2 yes votes, does that mean there are two people or one person with multiple accounts?
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No, I just have this one, but I have thought about it before. It's hard to say some of the things you might want to say sometimes after you have developed a reputation on here and certain things are kind of expected of you.

I also know I would be spotted way to easily though, I'm sure.
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JustinBiebsFan#1
I go to the bathroom to take a leak and I am feeling really relaxed and warm like only a good hefeweizen can make you feel. Then I start one of those long farts bc i was holding them in for like 2 hours because of the girl. So I am standing there feeling no pain letting it all out. i guess the feeling of letting all the gas out was too good for me to stop so I kept pushing for a few extra seconds and then I am like, "Wait a minute this feels a lil too relieving, I must have let a lil out"
So I put the toilet the paper to my ass thinking maybe there is a little wetness and there is thick mud everywhere... Literally Holy SHIT...
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Why would you care for one's expectations in the first place?
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I could lie and say I don't give a shit what people think, but I really do.
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Not many people know this, but every single account on IIN is me.
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We all knew this...

Because we're all you.

Logic prevails again.
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Exactly. Everyone is me, so there is only one person on IIN. Hence "not many people".

;)
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Why am I talking to myself? :P
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Will you please stop making comments as NoraBaker on that matchmaking story and let me see what's going on outside? I can't stand it anymore.
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I knew you were me, but everyone?
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We are all different aspects of YOU.

I'm surprised that you discovered us after all this time.
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It's LC...although I did have an African American counter part at one point to troll Lula. Good times!
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i have one, what about you?
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Nah, one is enough. I'm a bad actor, so even if I'd make a million of them people would know it's me anyway.
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Everyone is an actor on the internet.
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Why would I? I'm too lazy to keep switching and can't really see the point. I say everything I want here, I have no reputation to maintain - isn't that kind of the point? To be candid without having to hide behind some persona?
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No, of course not.

*waits*
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@: dappled
purrrr
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@: dappled
Ha! Sarcasm at it's best :)
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@: dappled
Hush, you. *throws a ball of yarn*
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Grrrraaawwr! *dashes around house chasing yarn* This is ggggrrrreat! *demolishes wall and knocks lamps over with his tail* Weeeee! *giggles and lacerates the carpet on the stairs* Grorowrr! *jumps on you with the yarn*

Again!

Again! :D
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Only Floydzcloud.
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I have 109854 accounts. Why do you ask?
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I use 2 other names.

dappled

and

NotFloydzie
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No, but I know a few people that do. Some have upwards of 5.
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Wambowski
;)
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I don't know you. Why are you winking at me? :/
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Wambowski
you dont know me :( im the awesome dude from next door
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I live next door to a tranny with pitbulls and the other next door is a 900 pound shut in with 40 cats. Which are you?
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I don't, but I have thought about it a lot before. I don't really feel the need to have another identity, at least not right now. I'm sure I wouldn't be able to stay unidentified for long anyway :P
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@: dom180
Nope, we would spot you for sure. :)
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@: dom180
Half the people here think you and I are the same person, anyway, and that either of our accounts is in fact the second account of the owner of the other.
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@: dappled
Sometimes I wonder that if you and I swapped passwords and used each other's accounts for a day, how many people would notice.

On another note, your profile at the moment is both terribly sad and absolutely perfect at once. I remember when you posted it first time around; it's probably the most heart-felt, raw thing I've seen on IIN. I hope one day you find her again.
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@: dom180
Hehe, I think if we wanted to we could fool pretty much anyone. Even the person who knows me best on this site wondered if you were me. It's kind of nice being a twin.

It'd be interesting if we set up a shared account, answered ten questions (five each) then point people at our profile and see if anyone truly could tell us apart (although we'd probably have to answer just one question per day, otherwise the timestamps would start linking the posts together). Maybe we should do that in secret and then make an IIN question about it next weekend. :D

And, thank you, by the way. There's a tiny bit of artistic license in there but it's actually pretty much true. I trot it out somewhere or other once a year or so. I imagine a Hollywood ending where I wind up in Finland, get a terminal illness, and she turns out to be the nurse who treats me in my last days. I'm cynical enough to know the truth, though. I've seen her for the last time. I just wish I'd have known it. I could have done something. I didn't even get to say goodbye.
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@: dappled
It's funny that as dappled people get you and dom180 mixed up. As Frosties, some people thought you were me and vice-versa. Now that I think of it, I did see a comment that later disappeared on the matchmaking story, questioning if the OP was me. Hmm...
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Wambowski
remember wambo37 and his 8 accounts :P
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Nope. I don't see the point for needing another account. I do have a life outside of this website.
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I used to but "the man" deleted it
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My one and only
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Yep. But they've all been deactivated.
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Haven't felt the need yet. Will I?
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I thought about making one, cos I didn't want some stuff linked with my name.

Then I thought, if I can't say what I want to say as myself, on a website for that exact purpose, then it's probably not worth saying.

And I'd get confused too easily, trying to remember which username had interacted with which people, etc. I'm too airheaded :)
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Ono
Just the one. I never really understand why someone would bother with more.
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i have another one called SayyestoMichigan! but I coulden't remember the password so I made this one. If you see Sayyes. active again you'll know it's me that has rememberd the password :D
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If you are just one person, then by implying logic you only need 1 account.
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No, the AssBurgers account does the job of advising & trolling, therefore a second account isn't necessary.
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I still think your name is very humorous :)
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I'd like to say I came up with it, but I stole the name from an episode of South Park lol.
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No, I share this account with five other people though
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RaNdOmPoPcOrN
This is the one I use the most
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No I'm not a schizophrenic.
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@: Darkoil
LOL nice one, but that's a little offensive...
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