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Do you use any of these expressions of time?
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Anything related to beer, tobacco or something else 'bad'...do you use an advertising slogan or other funny phrase to say, in other words, I want to chew, smoke, drink, etc?
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A friend of mine always used to suffix "'o clock" onto what he wanted to do. Like:

Is it pizza o' clock yet?
Is it beer o' clock?

Doesn't always work, though. My ex never fell for sex o' clock. Not even once. Although first time around, she thought I said "six" and she got ready to go out a lot faster so we weren't late for once.
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@: dappled
I laughed aloud at "sex o' clock." Nice.
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This reminds me of an old riddle.
What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty!

Signed,
Knight Nigel Wellington XXI
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Well look at the time it is 12 mins after vagina.
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my bro and i used to say, "time for a cancer stick" whenever we were going to smoke a cigarette.
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It's 4:20 somewhere.
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Valkeer
No. Though I do imagine they'd be in the vocabulary of someone like "The Situation".
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Never heard of them.
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The look on my clocks face is the ultimate expression of time
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Funnybirdy.
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I'm frikkin cuckoo...its alarming.
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I've gotta hand it to you, your puns tick-led my funny bone for a moment there
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Sometimes my gears get all wound up and I just can't stop...watch...you'll see time after time.
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I use cyder'o clock...
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It's time to get fucked up!!!
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Same here
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When it is close to lunch round my place and you ask what people want the answer is usually "I will have a barley sandwhich." which means they want beer.
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its drunk'o'clock!
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