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Dudes, how do you normally deal with morning wood?
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Let's just say I'm trying to masturbate less often...
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SUCKMEOFFMOFO
A 30 second hand job or blow job will cure it.
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Hold up, hold up. Let's not be too ambitious now - I think 30 seconds is pushing the boat out.

I never understood why people are so amazed at Usain Bolt finishing the 100m in under ten seconds but when I ejaculate in under ten seconds I have to sleep on the sofa. Where's my fucking medal!?
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Take this with the knowledge that I've never done it with anyone at all and all my experience is because I read stuff I shouldn't have... Try bringing your partner to climax first. If they're loving it they have no reason to kick you out.
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You left "call a phone sex line" off the list: common resource for men who wake up aroused
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@: Ellenna
Really? I didn't know those were still in business. Interesting.
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Definitely still in business, that's my job.
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ogrelord
@: Ellenna
lemme smash
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@: Ellenna
That's pretty neat.
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A piss, leaning over the toilet at an awkward angle.
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Jacob_Zuma_783
I either wait for it to sag while thinking about more important stuff or go take a piss. If I'm super-lazy and laying stomach-down then I have a habit of rubbing it on the mattress below.
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Either use it or pee, both works well. But not as nice.
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CockTheRooster
I stick into the whore I am sleeping with.
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Cedric_Diggory
That's not a nice thing to call your mom
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Cedric_Diggory
I just pretend that I am playing a game of Quidditch and ride that sucker to the bathroom to aim the balls for the bowl
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chastity cage
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have a wank or fuck the wife
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Be happy it is a sign that you are healthy. One day you will struggle to get it up.
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Why?
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Slap it around and beat the ever living by Jesus out of it and show it whose boss.
Problem solved.
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SUCKMEOFFMOFO
Slam it in the old lady's ass , cunt or mouth cum dumpsters.
Problem solved
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