Having been here for a few months now, I have come across quite a few endearing spelling mistakes and have even started using some of them myself. Do you have any favorites? Would you please share? Which of these do you think is the best?
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http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-to-want-to-live-in-a-cylom-for-awhile-68811/
I didn't want my phone to save it like that:)
**fart**
*fart* **pushes too hard** ***shart, oops***
You read my posts?! There is much wisdom for me to impart(just ask, I'll explain).
**splatters everywhere**
Please don't respond, especially after waiting two months.
**Sharts on himself in disbelief**
Please leave me alone. I can't handle attention.
**craps down his leg**
*diarrheas himself being nervous*
****Pprrrtttt*
*Sharts*
Maybe I wasn't giving up, maybe I was just playing hard to get, did you think of that? So hard to get that I waited till you got married and had lil' baby robbiesharttlings all over the place screaming "Maaaama, I farted!!! Look papa!!! I poopered!" and missed my chance...
Or maybe I've just been away from here working too much? :D
*sharts in uncertain desperation fearing he has scared someone away**
Both work, it's a matter of choice. Or possibly country, I don't actually know.
God, I might spell it like that for now on... "a cylom" XD
"Ima just shove that shit inside you."
For keepsake. :)
Self of steam is brilliant.
"I want incest too 'mach'
I want F**k my sister .. Toomach"
I'm pretty sure he's trying for 'much'. :D
I'm so glad I have you and charli.m to play with in this poll! :D
Here's another one; it's from none other than our appreciative receiver of a free vehicle. :P
"Flweas" = Fleas
I knilate (annihilate)
I'd JUST got rid of my headache...I got it back laughing at that last one <3 Awesomeness.
"they're risks" instead of "there are risks" and "allot" instead of a lot.
So...
:P
Allot = Verb: Give or apportion (something) to someone as a share or task.
A lot = Adv: to a very great degree or extent
'A lot' being spelled as, "allot". Not even coming close to having the same meaning. :\
But I'm guilty of spelling curious as 'curios'. It's not my fault though, this stupid touch pad won't keep up with me sometimes. >:\
Oh! I still need to put my list together for that word collector poll. ;)
Two other users are trying to love you too. :'( It must be that adorable picture of that little angel you have in your profile. ^_^
I went on a* little adventure of my own in hopes of capturing that porn for you, but, it out-witted me and escaped!! :O
So I brought you these instead:
Screem = Scream.
Upsessed = Obsessed.
Affended = Offended.
Apon = Upon.
I simply love her. I was annoyed at first, and I even called troll on her. Now I can't think the word probably without picturing "probobly" in my mind. Or "hulurious" instead of hilarious.
"scicercoly"
I'm assuming from context that it meant "seriously".
Oh, and no one has added "toarse" as a spelling of "towards".
That last one makes me die inside a little :(
Tis a good poll. It makes me laugh and cry at the same time ;)
I saw this word in an upcoming story.
odasity - as in "she had the odasity to ask me that" - or something to that effect.
Isn't it beautiful? Haha.
http://m.isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-to-feel-sad-for-the-trash-you-throw-away-40327/comment-377014
Seance (sense).
This is a fun game :D
Sereuse was from our new "special" friend I PM'd you about :P
*composure
OP come back, I miss you!
I miss you, too, most of all! I shan't be much longer. I think.
And yay! IIN is much more fun when you're around <3
Gesture... o.O
Isn't it buitiful, OP?
Hope you're feeling better <3
"Very superstituuuuuuuuce...... Writings on the wall......"
Thanks :)
A classic is a classic.
Some mistakes he does all the time:
Angle = Angel
Coll = Call
Rong = Wrong
Brak = Brake
To = Too
It's like, dude! It's ONE letter!! Come on!! ughhh!!
REally ? That bad dude I would be going insane XCCCCCCC
Some of the genuine misspelt words have been funny though.
ugh I HATE THIS THREAD SO MANY MISTAKE NOOOOOOO
http://isitnormal.com/story/fetishes-that-you-have-126269/
I was just wondering for one of my study's as univercity what are some fetishes boys and girls have, they can be dirty cause no one is going to see it only me, is a home assignment, ease leave your fetuses with detail in the comment bar, IIN I wanna have many fetishes?
Classic!lol
I do like the detail about it being a home assignment, that's almost as funny as the easy fetuses hah.
"Yes I not sure excactly what was wrong about most of my post but I made sure all , grammer and spelling was correct and I reformatted things Thanks" - That physically hurt.
I know my spelling and grammar isn't always perfect, but oh my god. Just...no...
I don't want to pick on that user, she's clearly getting a lot of shit for her atrocious spelling...but is it really that hard??? No one expects essay perfect writing, it IS just the internet. BUT. I don't understand not making an effort in posts...you have time to review! Ugh.
Oh god I still feel sick. I must admit, I've been reading through that users stories and polls (they're so distinctive) absolutely transfixed by the horror. It's so painful but...I can't look away :-S
Real poll - search it if you don't believe me!
"Do you think a zombie apacalipyse is possible?" is a real poll that was posted on the site.
1) "There" when people mean "they're" or "their." - Where going to the beach with where family?
2) "Your" when people mean "you're." - My stupid what?
3) "Loose" when people mean "lose." - You are going to untie your mind?
4) "Could of," "should of," and "would of." - There is no such thing.
5) "To" used in place of "too." - Where is this much place you speak of?
6) "Alot" instead of "a lot". It is TWO words, not one.
7) "Friend" is often spelled wrong.
8) "Definitely" is the same way.
9) Also don't forget "weird."
10) "Suppose to" when people mean "supposed to."
This one made me laugh so much.
hey hey i got one ... -> burntth FOR burned
pencle (pencil)
cadigory (category)
They did some interesting sounding out on pencle.
Annoymas.
Also, "grow a pear" (of balls). Hahahah.
corrette - correct
uncomfy
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
It was on a poll about "orgasims" so I fuckin hope it's not a 3yr old o_O
That phrase is listed as a post just below.
***powerdumps***
Self Esteam
Hypocritical
and my commonly mispelled
Striaght