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Guys, do you have any weird masturbation habits or experiences? If yes, their specification in comment section is welcome and appreciated.
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When I was younger, I reached my orgasms without touching myself, just by thinking about my fantasies or just by watching porn. Something like mental or visual jerking. It was quite a unique feeling when I came that way.
Then other unusual experiences (unusual for me, other people probably do it all the time, regularly before opening their daily newspapers):
1.masturbating in a bus - sorry but I have to disappoint any lovers of exhibitionism here because in my case I was careful not to be noticed, the above mentioned technique is quite useful also for these kinds of leisure time activities
2.having a passionate one night stand with my old vacuum cleaner (it is a household appliance, not the nickame of one of my servants, do not worry)
3.when returning home in a night bus, I went to the nearest wood near my neighbourhood and planted my seed there.

There were probably more stories in my life, but I have forgotten them. Can it be because masturbation really damages memory???:))))
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WOW!!!
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I lined the inside of a cardboard tube with silly putty and jo'd into that. I had to throw out my silly putty though so it wasnt a good idea.
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@: Wendell
Wouldn't it be J'd O?
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I was doing it in a caravan one night on holiday and my sister growled at me from the next bedroom and told me to stop shaking the caravan. It'd been a week and I was desperate for one.

I have hundreds of these (including a very interesting one about multiple orgasms) but the question gets asked often so I like to ration them out. Next time you ask, you'll get the other story. :)
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@: dappled
You shouldn't be so open about this type of thing. It makes people want to rape you. ó.ò
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Rape dapple? No one could rape him with that buetiful vioce of his.
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Haha! Did you see the "IIN normal I want to rape dappled?" thread? Whoever the OP was hilarious.

TerryVie, bananaface and dappled were trying to guess who the OP was and his/her response to all three of them was "Nah". :P
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What the hell! Dear god link me I want to see! I do not believe you!
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Please link me! I must read.
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:'(

It's not here anymore... If you don't believe me, you can ask dappled. It was about him, he saw it. He even made a one or two comments on it. :P

The OP was just joking, though. It wasn't for real. It was just for laughs.
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lol, I always figured it makes people less interested. Because there's nothing hidden, there's nothing for people to secretly obsess over and to want to find out for themselves.

That other post is just someone having a joke or doing a bit of dappled-baiting, anyway. It's not serious, Spaceface. There's been the odd crush on me, which is very flattering, but nothing more. ::D
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@: dappled
It creates a mental image and drives them wild! They lose all self-control. You see what it did that poster. He/She forgot how to spell midway through their post. ::P

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Remember that^? Their mind was completely gone! ::O

Hehe, I know they were joking. I just thought I'd have a little fun with it! ::D
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The day I make anyone lose their mind to sexual abandon is the day I think the world has gone mad. ::P

Although now you've got me wondering if anyone actually does think about me. Blah! Stopping this chain of thought right here. Nothing good can come from it. ::/
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@: dappled
Oh, I wonder too, but, you're right. The chain of thought should end here! ::P

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That is why I do not sext my boyfreinds when they try to tslk dirty on the phone.
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I've always masturbated by humping a pillow. Before puberty, I'd watch an Eva Gardner movie called One Touch of Venus and would lay on my stomach and hump the couch cushion until I was high, and I couldn't understand why. Then 1 day I was doing it and a clear liquid shot out and I thought I was sick. I told my best friend cause I was worried, and he told me about jerking off, and that he shot white milky stuff. Pretty soon, I shot that too, but I knew it was normal, and started creaming on my pillow until my mother yelled at me. Afterward, I made sure I always had Kleenex by my bed.
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I’ve masturbated thousands of time why smelling used panties or my cum rag (dishtowel).
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