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[GUYS] Where's the most embarrassing place you've ever had a boner?
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MrsDuckyFuzzles
I'm not a guy, but in sex education on day last year a kid I barely knew had one right under the table right next to me. They were showing the 'magic button' for girls in a video and he started shifting around and sweating. I asked if he was alright but his gaze just shot down liek he was scared shitless the thing was goign to jump out of his pants and scream for his attention. Inadvertantly he'd encouraged my eyes to follow and I let out an 'Oh!' of shock. I took pity on him and spilled my water bottle on his bag, so he stood up in protest, his bag right over his boner and hiding it from everyone, speculating the damage and storming out of class to dry off his bag. After that we exchanged nods for a while. I never told a soul, other than you guys, but you dont knwo who he is and who I am, so its fine.
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That was really cool of you to do. I wouldn't have thought of that in the moment.
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MrsDuckyFuzzles
:L what can i say? im a quick thinker. if i were a guy i'd most certainly not want my point pointed out.
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If that was me I'd strut up and be all like

"yaaaaa.......this is my boner....watcha gonna do??"


lol, not really XD
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ur madd cool for doing that i wish i had a friend like u 2 save me from embarasing boners
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pretty nice of you :)
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Thanks for sharing.
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That was cool of you not to say anything.
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That_One_Man_
YOU, my friend, are LEGEND wait for it ARY
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eww yew placed ur cousion over it to try and hide it thats kinda gross 2 mee.LOL guys get boners 4 everything though.like in middle school wen i was daincing with this guy nd my bck was touching his chest nd i felt sumthing lifting my skirt nd i could feel it on my butt.so i turned around nd his bck was facing mee nd hes like i g2g to the restroom brb.it was kinda weird but flattering at the same time(:
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@: nikki25
*dancing
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hrider
Dont worry. We have lots of other problems :p
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the doctors office during a physical..she was hott!!
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This has happend plenty of times but the main ones are once when I Got strip searched by the police when the male officer told me to take my boxers off I did and my cock flopped out rock hard! Another was when I showering at gym with about 3 other men they all seen it I just carried on like normal what else can you do? Once when I was at the doctors laying down on that bed for a check and my cock was yet again rock hard very embarrasing times
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At the dentist, was only 14 or 15 so was at that age of always getting unwelcome boners, the dentists assistent was fit as fuck and kept brushing against me as she's reaching across to fetch the dentist bloke a spike he needed or another fitting to the drill or whatever, anyway, the inevitable happened..... worst thing was I was wearing jogging bottoms, so at the point of it going from 'semi' (my inner thiegh was just slightly holding back as well) to 'fully' bonered it just (as it broke free from its theighed shackle) popped right up, was fucking mortified.

Awkward moment for all three of us if truth be told
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Church...
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hot nun in catholic school... XP
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At school during class
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when my mom walked in my room to wake me up for school i was laying on my back and she ripped off the covers and it was like BAM!!!
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Geeki
right now <-< xP
>->
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On a full school assembly.. IT WAS HUGE.. all i've heard was some girls say OH MY GOD! nobody spoke about it afterwards.. After that day i started wearing penis compressers
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vote-master
Mine was when i was meeting this girl for the first time, so we decided to meet in our local mall, but she had brought friends so i was shy and didnt want to be with a bunch of girls, so i met her and told her that, so we ran and tried to ditch them but they were following us and i was really embarrased, so me and the girl jumped into a lift and pressed the higgest level to go to the multi-story car park,
so we got there and it was empty so we decided to hang out there, after a while we started kissing and i started to get a boner and it just poked right into her, but as embarrasing as it was we stil kept kissing for about 5 miniutes untill 2 security men came up the lift and told us 'you cant be there', so just hearing the words i turned around pure rock hard!!!, you could see their faces just telling they wanted to laugh so hard, anyway we all had to get into the lift together which was sooo alwkerd and silent

anyway that was the last time i ever say that girl
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Are-you-normal
Sometimes if i want to get rid of it fast i just think of the queen's face or something, works every time :)
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Hahah cool, I'll bare that in mind.
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Definitely church. Something really, really hot about the hymnal and all the dressed up girls. I'll usually push the hymnal hard against my crotch and try to cut off the circulation, sometimes severing my peen. No worries, ha ha. I get it sewn back.

I'm cool.
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@: dandy
Umm putting pressure on it isn't going to help, It will probably make it last longer so you're going to need to reposition it without anybody knowing and blank your mind completely to get rid of it as fast as you can. If you want real advice ask those emo boys that wear those ridiculously tight pants and they'll probably know what to do.

Though I asked my friend and he just said he wore darker color pants...:D?
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Graystream
On Yahoo Answers this girl said that she had to sit on the lap of one of her guy friends in a car because the car was full and the guy had a boner when she was sitting on him. I find that pretty emberassing.
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Yeah defiantly.
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I was giving a speech during graduation, a girl flashed me... boy was I tongue tied, at least I had a podium to hide behind and was smart enough to prolong my speech (very funny moments there).
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Yer at school but when the teatcher
ask u to stand up in class and u got a hard one the endarising
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Nobody notices if i have an erections because:

1. my penis curves downward.
2. I wear baggy jeans.
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Dude you have peryonie's disease, downwards curvature of the penis isn't good, it's caused by plaque growth or injury to you member :/
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2 places
1- at a metro station there was ahot girl wearing a miniskirt and i was able to c her tits anyways she was sitting right beside me and kept moving...god i was so hard:P

2-At school
there was a tall girl very hot she came to talk to my class about puberty and she had to bend to talk about something and i kept looking at her ass a then she came to ask me a question and she bended down i was checking her tits all i was saying was "uhhh ummm ummmm yes"she saw me looking at her tits and just smiled and left

i was fknn hard i asked for a bathroom break asap lol that's got to be the most embarassing ones yet
:)
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LOL thanks for sharing.
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I used to get them at school, but I was never embarrassed about it, I kind of miss random boners actually.
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@: 343Boy
Haha
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LlamaHarmer
I got one while my freinds girlfreind was sitting on my lap. I poked her she felt it and then kept touching it for the rest of the day. I was lucky too because when my freind heard about it he laughed then they ended it we are all still mates though so its all good.
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Why was she sitting on your lap?
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9th grade gym class... That thing had a mind of it's own then...
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While I was kissing a girl I had only gone out with for a few days.(It ruined us)lol
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Well.. She wasn't for you.
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School- during Maths... and Science... and English... and at the bus stop... and on the bus... and at my nan's... and on the way home from my nan's... and at home
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I get them from car rides (I don't have a fuxking clue why) so those suck if I'm not wearing jeans.
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Hahaha for me it's at aswimmin pool me and my girlfriend were going to the diving boards and when she went up the high dive her legs opened up and BAM i was hard as rock than when I went up on the board my dick was like HEY LOOK AT ME it was so embarassing
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Hahah dude unlucky.
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drummerguy
once in the park

i sat on a bench and watched some girls talking. one of them was really hot. and when a jogger came along the way he fell over my erection
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well im a girl, lol but my boyfriend tells me about it! he said he got one when he was meeting my parents haha my bad, hes gotten them at work a lot and like at school, and he had one once when we were at a party and had me sit on his lap to cove it and he was like i should wear a skirt next time so he can just go in me lol boyss are funny
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I121/26
when a guy asked me out
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@: I121/26
i have gotten a hard on when women come on to me or, when earlier in our marriage, guys saw my wife naked.
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A friend of mine was in a class project with a boy who got and erection but it was as if he didn't know. My friend was trying to keep him holding the posting lower but he kept raising it so people could see it. I almost died laughing afterward cause I got a glimpse of it and he would have to get the 12th harry potter to cover it up.
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:P School!
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Thanks for all the comments guys.
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In my pants!
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The most embarrasing place I've ever had a boner was when I was babysitting and they came home I was not doing anything I didn't even realize I was hard I got up to leave and boioioing there he was I acted like it was nothing and just left needless to say I was not asked to babysit for them again.
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I've always been good at hiding it.
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i was at work and happened to see my wife's shaved beaver (she was working in the same office) when she slid up out of a chair and her short skirt (this was in the early 70's) slid up and got stuck due to static so that me and several other men there got a good clear view of that beaver. soon she pushed it down but i got a hard on that stuck out and everybody there saw it. it is strange that i felt embarrassed and she did not.
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Mr-C-2K10
when i was getting changed for PE. (wel i nearly cracked one in PE) in the lesson before that, i cracked a very awkward boner sitting next to a girl i like and my teacher is fukin HAWT! When i was on my way to PE i was trying whatever i could to get it down (which i did nothing) but so luckily before i had to take off my trousers to get changed, it went away! Lucky Bastard i am aint i? And this has happened a few times actually. IIN?
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Yeah It's normal bro.
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It was when I was with my family. Some noticed too. It was not comfortable.
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StrangeTeenBear
On the bus next to the girl i have a crush on and she was my penis pop up
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When my mom, her sister, grandma, and my sister came over to see me at the hospital, the doctor told me to get up and change cause I was leaving. I couldn't and then my mom decided to help me out and she took the sheets off me and BAMMMMMM!!!!!!! There it was. LOL Hard Rock!! Everyone was laughing and she decided to place the sheets over over again lol I was 15 years old. Now I'm 23 xD
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Public swimming pool by far...

Wasn't my fault either... a girl I know did it on purpose.. one minute your stood there talking with her and some other friends, the next she slips her hand down your trunks..
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Should of kissed her xP
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i usually just show it off
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No place. I get boners and never give a fuck.
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when i was in school i got a bonner at swimming lessons in a speedo.
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just tuck it up!
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not me, but i was at a spotlight and I saw a 15 something yr old kid walking across the street with gym shorts on and his cock was hard as a rock, i couldnt stop laughing. You would think he would hide it or something, but he just kept on walking.
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My ex rubbed up against me one day when she visited me at work. She grabbed my crotch in the way I liked and i started to feel stiff....I was wearing slacks so i put my hands in my pockets and push my hands forward to make my pants look baggy so people won't see the pointer!!!! I told her about it and she said..."well you wanted me to".....gosh i miss her.
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up your sister's ass
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One time, my girlfriend had amazing cleavage in class when I was doing a presentation, and it popped up rock hard. She jerked me off later, so it all worked out in the end.
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Where's the option for: All of the above?
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I was 14, and was having a physical. I had a hot female doctor and I layed down, her hand approached and I got an erection(she was porn actress hot). She went from checking my testicles to my "member" and I was fully aroused at this point. She pulled on it by accident and I cam all over her hand(Never masturbated before). Goddamn it was awkward.
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That_One_Man_
I'm sure other guys can relate....when you're late for school, you have a boner, in bed, and the blankets on you, your mum comes in tells you to get up and pulls the blanket of you. The speed at which you turn around to hide it, is incredible
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I can't bring myself to be embarrassed about getting one but I also wouldn't walk around like a gross perv all proud about it head high with arms in the air chanting "who's the man, look what I've got". I think It would have been in middle school when I was ashamed of who I was more or less but when you grow into who you are a simple erection is nothing to fuss about.

Why would a date be embarrassing? I'm trying to wine and dine her so that I get a chance so that she does see it.
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Don't you think it would be embarrassing on a date if you hugged her and it kinda poked her?
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No...she would probably be flattered to know she affected you that way!
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@: sioto
I doubt it.
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Sioto is right in this situation. Then again.. It depends on what "she" sees you as.
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If none of the above, write in the comments.
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I once got one stood up in work. I work on the counter of a bank. The queue was out the door. FML.
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At a funeral.
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in the middle of a group of girls
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In a fat chicks mouth....
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At my nans funeral.. bitch was getting all burned up in a box and I had this massive stalk on.. I was like "yo, check this out" but things went downhill from there.
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i got a boner when i was at my girlfriends house, her friend wanted to sit on my lap and i let her at first but then started to get a boner so i pushed her off so she wouldnt feel it and then my girl started to sit on my lap but before she could do that i put down a pillow on top of it and she looked at me and laughed a little and i said i had a stomach ache which didnt help the situation at all cuz they made me get up and take some pills for it and i was so hard that even my kackis couldnt help and everyone saw my boner even her little 6 year old sister that said there was a pencil in my pants... i broke up with her the next day cuz she told everyone about it.
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my friend said that in the swiming baths
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in the metro :)
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my teachers started yelling at me she was like 1 ft away and i had it
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When I was 12 I just started high school and we had to wear this tight shorts, you can get bigger ones but mine were tight, because they belonged to my cousin or something so I just wore them instead of getting new ones.

Anyway I got off the bus and I had like a boner and this woman was getting on the bus and she was staring at it. I wasn't embarrassed though.
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During class at college.
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i dunno,can sum1 else tell me if this is normal plz,cuz like,for about 2-hours after i wake up evryday,im like rock solid,like,it keeps gettin so hard i can nerly feel like its gonna rip or sumtn,like even when im,ya kno..... i cant get that hard,only wen i wake up in the morning for the first 2-3hours its like that,i try to breath and be calm,and it might go down for a few secs,so i can go get some cerial or sumtn,but then straight away,its up again,like wtf is with the mornin ?????
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maybe become a porn star.
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have lots of sex.
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I was on a date with a girl and she started play-wrestling with me on her couch. I knew I was getting a boner but didn't know how bad it was until we stopped and she got up to get a drink from the kitchen. I excused myself to her bathroom and saw that my pre-cum had leaked through my pants and I had a nice dark liquid spot on the outside of my pants! I "accidentally" splashed water on myself to cover up the spot, and came out when everything had settled down a little. We weren't at a point in our relationship where we could have done anything about it, so I did my best to cover it up. I didn't think at the time that she knew what had happened, but now I don't know.
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Ok this is a true story. I was at the swim team Tripura( didn't make it) and when we were getting out of the pool the hottest chick in school falls in the pool wth a white t-shirt on. I got a boner ( of course!) and everybody and I mean everybody including her saw it. Most embarrassing moment of my life
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Sorry I mention try-outs :P
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school in the hallways obvious
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i'm always standing at my job, and get them from time to time there. also i used to get them in church.
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quab
In my kitchen cooking for my family and one of my daughters friends sat on the counter just watching me and smiling/ I had sweatpants on and no underwear. Before i knew it i was sticking way out and she was looking down smiling at me. I leaned into the stove and tried not to make anything of it. Then my wife came in and i had to put my hand in my pocket and pull it it while i was cooking. God that was hell!
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@: quab
I mean pull it in and hold it, oops!
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giving a speech in court
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Uhh sort of embaarrising. I was in a public pool wt my gilrfrend and she was sitting on my lap. I got so hard even tho i was in water. She felt it i no :P it was almoat closing time so the lifeguard told us to get out....... They all saw
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Riggs
its easy to hid in jeans haha the problem is if your wearing basketball shorts, then your screwed haha but i usually wear sliding shorts from my baseball or football under them and that keeps it down pretty nicely... my suggestion if your a guy that gets'em alot or if your going to the movies with some babes and you know youll atleast make out with them is to make sure you get some compression shorts or sliding shorts and wear'em!
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Pulling myself out the pool when I was 17 lol
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my boners appear at anytime so its a problem , the worst place i can think of was when i had a huge boner and was going to hug my teacher and say goodbýe .. 'embarresing!
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In school when my gf started grinding a little on me when we were in line waiting for the bell to ring to go home. She took care of it after school though so it was all good lol
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Subway with alot of people in it and i got a boner on a girls pushing up against me she was a old drug addict
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The girl im in love with sit on my lap and i got a boner and when she got up she gave me a wierd look but she never complained!
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I once got a hard on in a wood technology class back in my high school days. A girl in my class walked past and it stood to attention. The entire class noticed and they burst out laughing. It was REALLY embarassing! For years after the incident other students kept bloody reminding me of it, at every bloody oportunity they could!
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OMG! I had the most embarrasing boner when I got chewd out by my (male) principal. When he saw my facial expression change he asked why.

At school, some guy was doing a presentation of the Colimbine school shooting and his daughter dying. Unluckily, i was sitting next to my principal, with tight pants on, and out of boredom I started to get a boner then.

When he looked over and saw my pants were tight(Dont ask) He said, " that better be a pencil stickin out. In my office , now.)

I thought he was gonna tell the guy up front and put me on blast, but he and I discretly left the auditorium to his office. And while he cussed me out, I got another boner.

I thought he was gonna suspend me, .......guess not.
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Oh god. So there's this group of jap girls i hang out with, all girls. We were standing up cause there were no tables, my crush comes over to join, and SHOOOOOOUPPPPP, there's my member. I was wearing sweats. My god, i had never been so embarrassed!
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We had coed PE in middle school, and one of the sports we did was wrestling. We were paired up against opponents by weight and size, and as a relatively small guy I ended up wrestling a girl. She was cute, athletic, and fit. As soon as our match started I knew I was in trouble. She was almost as strong as I was, and obviously had paid much more attention to the moves and holds we were taught. After 30 seconds or so we were belly to belly rolling around on the mat with our arms and legs wrapped around each other. Suddenly I had a huge boner poking her through my shorts and felt light headed - almost like I was in a slow motion dream. My sluggish attempts to stay off of my back became even more difficult, and I was aware that all the girls in the class were laughing at my errr....predicament.
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So you silly little juveniles think you're normal physical reaction to visual stimuli is embarrassing? You are so silly! Girls are you embarrassed by you're nice and pretty breasts sticking out like that?
Do you wear cloths that show you're nipples when they become erect?
What's the difference and what the hell does it matter?
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So i hve a classmate who always gets a boner and showing it to a certain girl and anyone would know if they have a glimpse of it and i was laughing so hard and the girl ofcourse turn around.

my most embarrassing moment is that i get a boner in my chair and suddenly my strict teacher wants me to talk with her with no delay so i have to crouch my bag and put my hands in the pocket just like L (deathnote) and everyone's laughing, i just hope they didn't notice the pointer
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I was like 10 or 11 yrs old, we were at a huge swimming pool complex belonging to UCB and afterwards while ion the men shower room all of a sudden it just sprang up, I have a above average cock, so at the age of ten it wasn’t a dinky thing, anyways some adults, dudes kept angling to get a full view. That’s California for yah, molesters or is it because they are gay and a hard cock is like ringing the dinner bell, cum and gets it? I was embarrassed and bare assed too. If this would happen today, hell I would take it as a complement and get some head, hell if you close your eyes it kind of feels like if a girl was doing it, like if she had a high suction attachment fixed on the back of her neck. It was only this one time, but a memory of a life time that suction, what’s up with that?
Are Dudes into cock all hover vacuums ?
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Damn iPhone keeps correcting me!
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hahaha omg tis is funny but aniwase ill tell u guys mines...mins is during wild water adventure ...like omfg i was with my girl at the blue wave and the body guard she was so hott that omg in her binki too omg big ass and boobs and tits omfg n u jux gotta pop a boner rite when u get out of the blue wave and cant believe people actually saw me pop a boner and then my brain was like best way is to crawl back down into the water and my girlfriend would ask wats wrong omg soembaressing i lied my stomach hurts hahaha espcially when i pop a boner ahhahahahaha lmfao
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I was dancing with my mother-in-law. She was stunning, and I know she could feel my erection between her legs as we move across the floor. Besides her black knit dress, she told me years later she was wearing a black garter belt, black stockings and black high heels. And she added that she wasn't wearing panties! (Her doctor told her not to because she tended to have urinary infections.) OK guys, grab it and read again!
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ohh... and my first real kiss at age 7
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at school my teacher said lunch time line up and i stood in the back of the line they were serving monzorella sticks and the person in front of me got the last one i should of been in front in stead of back i still think about the monzorella sticks that got away
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Most embarrassing place... hmmm
In my parent's room laying on the bed with my father watching TV.
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Ever since school, the worst place to get them is on the bus or the subway. The gyn is pretty bad too. After a good workout I alm,ost always throw a boner at the gym but almost no one says anything about it.

Some guy said it was lying on the bed with his dad....my experience was the opposite, HE got a woody visible right through his shorts.

I said nothing, but I had a something of a hard time myself after that.
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