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Have you ever had an accident not making it to the bathroom in time for whatever reason and pooped your pants as an adult... be honest please. If you answer yes, please post what you did about it. If you posted other please explain.
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yes, twice, within five minutes each other.

I had the stomach flu. I was 18 or so. My girlfriend was one of those very needy and super high maintenance girlfriends (she was fucking adorable, so . . . worth it?). She lived down the street from me. About an eight minute walk-- I'm sure you can see where this is going. She was watching a scary movie and NEEDED me to comfort her. She had a way of making you feel guilty, causing you to do what she wants without overtly asking--I'm glad that's over. So, on my walk-- I had to walk because running weakens my ability to hermetically seal my anus with my glutes-- my seal sprung a leak which compromised hull integrity. Eventually, butt clenching failed and my innards were evacuated all along my butt, legs, and sidewalk. It happened again right before reaching her home.
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I'm so sorry to hear it. I hope you were able to get home okay to clean up before seeing her. Thanks for sharing. I've been there. It's horrible.
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No. I believe the last time I pooped my pants, I was about eight years old and I sharted at a Macaroni Grill.
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@: mrkrule
Glad you haven't done it since. It's not fun :(.
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I shat the bed once, I was mortified. I must have been farting in my sleep that night and I busted runs in bed.

I sharted in the shower once. You cannot tell if you're wet and soapy if you short. I got out and started drying myself when suddenly, I smelled shit. I looked at my towel and realized what had happened.

I shat my underwear when I was a kid. I woke up in the middle of the night and I had to go real bad. Me and my little brother slept on a sofa-bed at the time in the living room. I got up, hauling ass to the bathroom until I stubbed my toe in the kitchen, went down in pain and shat myself.
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Thanks for you honesty. That all had to be difficult. I hope you never experience that again. It sounds like you've had more than your fair share :(.
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Not difficult at all. Chances are that I'll shit my pants again when I reach old age, hahaha!
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Never pooped myself, but wet myself in a shop as an adult, and wet myself at home few times when couldn't get to the bathroom in time.
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Thanks for your honesty! I pooped my pants a couple of times. It's totally humiliating. I'm sorry you lost control of your bladder :(.
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It's ok : ) sorry about your toilet troubles too x. I am worried that the bladder thing means I don't have a tight you-know-what. Did people know that you had pooped yourself? Perhaps you need to change your diet..
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I don't know if people knew. I was on the bus the few times it happened on the way to work (there was no place to get out). I would think they would have smelled it, but no one let on (happened 3 times). No one looking at me or complaining of a smell. When I got to the receiving bus station each time, I headed right to the bathroom and luckily each time it was only in my underwear and not on my pants so I'd just take off my underwear and clean up and walk around with no underwear that day. Yeah, maybe I should change my diet. I don't know :(. I eat a lot of junk food. I think maybe we should both go to the dr. I think there are exercises where you can tighten your you know what by the way. So, don't worry about that!
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Yeh I might go to the dr at some point about it. But I have been told that it's all good and tight down there...I just sometimes worry about these things. Your pooping problem isn't pleasant but it's not the worst thing in the world, don't be down about it and eating a lot of junk food is def not a good idea.
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Hermetically?
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adverb
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so as to be airtight:
hermetically sealed.
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Not yet but I came close; I was reading an exceptionally bad Harry Potter Fanfiction, the plot, writing and general quality was so abysmal that tears of laughter and despair were already streaming down my face. It had got to chapter 11, where the gothic blatant self-insert of a protagonist is shrieking through tears of blood at the perverted Snape and Lupin for filming her in the bath. At this moment an enraged Hagrid burst out into the night, driven by the urge to announce to Dumbledore, Snape and a naked masterbating Lupin that he is "A SATANIST" . Dumbledore then heroically whips out his "womb" (yes, womb) shoots the voyeuristic Snape and Lupin, and in the bloody aftermath of this epic battle Hagrid serenades the wounded with "a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent" before explaining that his love of Satan stems from his lust for the blood drenched beauty looking down upon the scene.

At this point; keeled over from laugher, I threw myself off my chair and, through shear will-power and an instinctive urge to survive, army crawled to the toilet in order to save my trousers from ruin.
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Thanks for sharing. Glad for you that it didn't actually happen to you. It's the worst.
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One time,one fucking time I shat myself!
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@: Wing
That must have been embarrassing so sorry. Thanks for sharing.
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Not to many people saw but it did suck,rip pants.
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@: Wing
Sucks about that rip in your pants :(
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I've sharted plenty of times. Thankfully I was at home alone except for once at work. That time I rushed to the bathroom pretending I had to barf. Luckily it wasn't too bad, I wiped up and tossed my bloomers in the trash can and carried on.
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Yeah that's pretty much how I handled it when it happened in public.
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The only time this has happened is when i had diarrhea and I thought it was a fart and OOPS! I caught it before it was real bad though, just threw my chonies in the garbage and went commando the rest of the day.
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That sucks man sorry to hear it
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no, but i pissed myself the other week when i was really wasted, puked and pee'd at the same time.
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That sucks man feel better!
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haha cheers!
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ukp
Wow, hot! ;-)
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blacklady
yeah i usually leak for a day or two after anal sex

plus all those god damn potato chips cause anal seepage
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Maybe you should skip anal and the chips. Feel better!
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Yes.

It was a very shitty shituation.
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Lol at least you can make a joke and we can both laugh... it is a shitty situation!
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Driving to WalMart and lost control; it was HUGE! Went in to the store, took off the underwear and threw them away! Really pissed me off! POOP EVERYWHERE!
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Man I've been there having to toss my underwear in a store bathroom. It's the worst. Thanks for your honesty. Your post makes me feel less alone.
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Yes. IBS sucks.
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I think maybe I have IBS. I think I'm going to tell a DR
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this is verging on a scat forum, shitting ones self is not a big deal look on porn sites loads of girls do it for fun
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Those girls in porn get paid and they don't lose control when they don't want to. Shitting yourself in public sucks.
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Yes, once this this angry tweaker guy got up in my face and was screaming like he was gonna get violent. I just stared him in the eye and stood my ground. Sure, I didn't back down, but then without warning the brown came down. It was only a little shart's worth and he never found out. I wasn't going to let some junkie scare me.
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Oh man that sucks. I'd be scared. You're braver than me!
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Thanks, but it was still a sticky situation.
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Not like that but my mum had to get an ambulance, she had a problem with her spine and lost control of her bowels.
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@: meow:3
I hope your mum is doing better.
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yea, you cant really fix a spinal injury like that. Shes gonna spend the rest of her life doped up on prescription drugs
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The last time it happened to me was on a bus ride to the airport. I got up late and didn't have time to go to the toilet but that wasn't a problem at that stage. My plan was to go at the airport until the bus had to stop and wait for an car accident to clear.

By the time we finally got to the airport I had already done it in my underwear and we were also very late. When I got into the terminal I was shocked to discover my flight was in the final boarding stage so there was no time to go to the toilets.

luckily for me the load in my underwear was really first and didn't smell so I decided to get on the plane and risk it.
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Yup, I shat myself a few times while driving. Total Freedom.
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