It gave me constant erections, delusions of god like powers, mild knee pain, bloody tears, poor gas milage, the kangroo thumps, ingrown toe nails, enlarged scrote, hysterical pregnancy, bowed my legs, crossed my eyes and dotted my T's, my bush caught fire, gave me a case of the willies, upset liver, loss of eyelashes, raped my wife, I thought I was a bird for about a week and a half, made one arm much longer than the other, caused Chinese food to make me sick, made my sister grow a dick, Restless Elbow Syndrome, Downs Syndrome, Vivid dreams of self-cannibalism, Bad Humors, I spoke in tounges, Short term blindness followed by long term blindness, Reemergence of the umbilical cord, Genital migration, Skeletal xylophoning, it warped my mind, curved my spine and lost the war for the allies.
That's what I'm worried about. My doctor told me it doesn't magically make you gain you just have to fight the cravings but then I went online and tons of people have said even when they started exercising and eating healthy and not overeating they still gained.
Why did you gain weight? Was it because you ate more?
Yeah, they gave it to my grandmother for a little while, despite the fact that it has a "black box" warning against use in the elderly.
She was already in a noticeable decline, so it's hard to say if it made her health any worse, but we kind of thought so. She wasn't on it very long though, in any case.
Edit: I just re-read that and noticed it sounds like I'm implying she died. She didn't.
I cracked up at the "raped my wife" part. XD
How long did it take you to come up with all that?
It was still pretty funny though.
Why did you gain weight? Was it because you ate more?
She was already in a noticeable decline, so it's hard to say if it made her health any worse, but we kind of thought so. She wasn't on it very long though, in any case.
Edit: I just re-read that and noticed it sounds like I'm implying she died. She didn't.