Well, it's just a lovely story, really, and one I'm rather fond of. Yes, I remember it very well. It was over 2 years ago. That was when I got *the* call. What was calling? DESTINY! I was just sitting, thinking and whatnot, as you do. And then from across the room, who do I see? Rusty, on the screen of someone's laptop, charming me with that smile of his (to those less acquainted with him, I am of course referring to the little red sheep on the homepage). Love at first sight would not be an exaggeration. If I weren't just a face, I'd have been head over heels. If I had to choose between loving him and breathing, I would use my last breath telling him "I love you". Needless to say, we've been married ever since. Some say it's wrong, and that's why I stay here, because if this place can be so accepting of love between a person and their family pet, then surely there's room for a romance between banana and sheep. We've had our problems, but that little red sheep saved me.♥
Um...woops, I got a bit carried away with that one:P! Heh, sorry. But then again, love means never having to say you're sorry, doesn't it? Ok, I'll stop now:P. I promise! Haha, I always manage to turn simple answers into really crappy jokes for the sake of my own amusement. Pahahaha, I love cheesy stuff! Um, surfing the webbidy-webs is my actual answer. No deliberate intention of finding this place (sorry Rusty).
Holy sheep! I forgot about this comment. I really shouldn't use IIN when I'm in one of my weird moods, what the hell am I even going on about?!:P
But either way, you'll never get my blood! NEEEEVERR! I have Rusty to protect me. And this wouldn't be the first person he's killed (how do you think his wool was made red?). Him and his entourage will destroy you!!
Haha! I'm hoping that you meant to say clippers or something, because the sound of chipped up sheep is not a good one!D: Anyway, regardless of whether you defeat the sheep, you still have me to deal with.:P Mwahaha!
This girl that sits a couple desks in front of me was on it and i saw where it said "is it normal" up at the top and i was like wut. So i decided to look it up. I love it now. I still question which one of you rascals is her though.
I was in a horribly bitchy mood whilst I was working a temporary Security job at an apartment complex. I'd come to the conclusion, which seemed very accurate for the time and circumstances, that every single Mother I knew was an irresponsible twat. I googled it to see if it was normal and I found an IIN story about it, but since my phone at the time sucked, it was a crude text version so I bookmarked it for later.
I came back on later to post a story about it and subsequently a story venting about how much fat people pissed me off. It was horribly juvenile and I do apologize for it, I believe it was due to my having been riding in an airplane with fat people and it was a horrible experience. I deleted the stories because the users that commented were right. I normally don't think that fat is a character flaw or that being a single mother and being an irresponsible twat go directly hand in hand, but that week was just a piss poor week for me. Yeah yeah, I know, I'm a horrible person.
Here I am, still, when I should be studying for my Math test *sigh*. I want pizza.
I was just on Google. I searched up a question I cannot mention, then someone else had already answered my own question 2 years ago. That was very convenient :D
It was kind of random. I do not remember how I found it. I think I found it by accident when I clicked another link and ended up here. I think I was looking for something else though. I can not remember much more though.
I was innocently looking up why the fuck my pug was licking her vag so much (worded, Why Does My Pug Lick Herself)worded just so. We were fucking bored and didn't care what the results were... and the 5th or 6th result came up as "My Dog Licks My Pussy" and of course, morbid curiosity got the better of me. I guess not so innocent, but I thought the site was funny and full of trolls and joined. Kind of wish I hadn't...this place is so full of incest and owners of pussy-licking-dogs.
Um...woops, I got a bit carried away with that one:P! Heh, sorry. But then again, love means never having to say you're sorry, doesn't it? Ok, I'll stop now:P. I promise! Haha, I always manage to turn simple answers into really crappy jokes for the sake of my own amusement. Pahahaha, I love cheesy stuff! Um, surfing the webbidy-webs is my actual answer. No deliberate intention of finding this place (sorry Rusty).
But either way, you'll never get my blood! NEEEEVERR! I have Rusty to protect me. And this wouldn't be the first person he's killed (how do you think his wool was made red?). Him and his entourage will destroy you!!
Not that it matters. You'll never catch me!
Google informed me that it had already been done
I came back on later to post a story about it and subsequently a story venting about how much fat people pissed me off. It was horribly juvenile and I do apologize for it, I believe it was due to my having been riding in an airplane with fat people and it was a horrible experience. I deleted the stories because the users that commented were right. I normally don't think that fat is a character flaw or that being a single mother and being an irresponsible twat go directly hand in hand, but that week was just a piss poor week for me. Yeah yeah, I know, I'm a horrible person.
Here I am, still, when I should be studying for my Math test *sigh*. I want pizza.
and the 5th or 6th result came up as "My Dog Licks My Pussy" and of course, morbid curiosity got the better of me. I guess not so innocent, but I thought the site was funny and full of trolls and joined.
Kind of wish I hadn't...this place is so full of incest and owners of pussy-licking-dogs.
*shivers*