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I sit down. I don't need to define my masculinity by the way I urinate. I've never been taught to stand up, and I'm glad.
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standing up at home.. or bars ect. ect.. but if im at a girls house. I sit my ass down do i dont splash piss all over the place
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dinocrayon
I'm a girl and I pee at a urinal. Exept I sit down on it like a toilet. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS, BIATCH.
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+1

lol. This made me laugh.
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mmmm puckery butthole :) ( _*_ )
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ahhrr Sweden, all this equality BS is out of control,
@ home sitting down, elsewhere standing up
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i like to see how far i can aim
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don't_hate_just_rate_<3
when i am somwhere clean like home or a mates house i sit (but wipe before ido) but if im at a public place no way do i let any of my skin touch the duty toilette i crouch over and use tissue to touch the door and loo handle :) xoxox
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Madeline27
I'm a girl and I don't exactly stand up when I pee but... I don't exactly sit down lol. I sit down in the privacy of my own home but I hate using public restrooms and even if I have to go number 2 I stand leaning back a bit because squating hurts my legs ahaha.
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lie down
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I don't have the energy to stand up and do nothing else, let alone stand up and pee or talk or something.

If there's a seat nearby, I'll take it.

- A dude who doesn't care about being "manly" but is starting to get woozy and exhausted from all this typing.
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how does a girl pee standing up?!!!
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It's actually called squatting. Yea I'm not getting into any details about that. lol

I don't see how any girl can stand up and pee without getting pee everywhere!
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there are these funnel things you can buy... never used one btw.
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SQUATTING of course
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I'm a boy and it depends on where I am. If I'm at home, I pee sitting, because otherwise I miss the toilet and pee next to it. ^^; if I'm at the university, I don't care about messing the bathroom up, so I pee standing.
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if at public loo -- I like to see how far away I can stand and still sort of hit the target. at home I piss out in the yard
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I do it while while jumping up and down.
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If I am at home I piss sitting down. But if I have to use a public toilet, then I lift the lid, straddle the bowl and then piss.
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High five for all the boys peeing sitting down!

I pee sitting down and standing up... I'm a renegade.
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When I need to pee after drinking beer, which I normally do, I will pee siiting down, standing up, sleeping, and I will pee on myself when I am passed out drunk. It is best to pee on yourself when it is cold becuase it will warm you up :)
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I am a man and i will not pee sitting down just because it is traditional. why else would god enable us to pee standing up. do not respond to this comment because i know quite a few counter comments and i could counter them i just do not have that kind of time
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Christoph45
This poll matters.
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I'm going to hazard a guess and say that most girls are going to say sitting down, and most boys are going to say standing up.

Although, I read that in Sweden, men are banned from peeing standing up because it's sexist as women don't have that option. I'm not sure that's even true, though.
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@: dappled
In Sweden, women are banned from giving birth to babies, because it's sexist as men don't have that option. :D
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@: mizeka
Haha!!!!!!!!!!
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@: dappled
Nope, I live in Sweden and there are urinals everywhere.
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It really depends! When i am drunk i pee sitting down and when not, standing up...
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lol i am boy pee sitting down just kidding
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why does this matter??? just wonderin.
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Girl, sitting.

There's only been a couple of times I've stood...

- one sports arena that had special female urinals that you squat over.
- Japan, when using a traditional toilet. Though I tried to avoid them as much as possible.
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note by "traditional toilet" i mean this:

http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/float356.img_assist_custom.jpg
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Oh lord. I remember using one of those when I went to Hong Kong. I was like 'wth? How do you use one of these things? What IS it?! D:' Now it's amusing.
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on my knees, guy
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Ok, so I am a guy and I usually stand. BUT, sometimes I'm just lazy so I sit
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I am a male, not a boy any more, but I usually pee standing up, unless I am asleep and I wet the bed, or am in the bath tub. Or sometimes when I am sitting on the throne I will have a leak while otherwise occupied. And there have been times when out in the woods I urinated while kneeling down. My wife is, of course, female, and she has peed standing up, usually out in the woods, or sometimes squatting. Most usually she will be sitting, on the throne. Or, like me, she has been known to wet the bed or go in the bath tub, reclining. In the Bible there is that interesting allegorical statement for a male - "one that pissesth against a wall". That is something a female might find difficult to do, even standing up.
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I like to piss outside so it dont make a mess behind the toilet. Unfortunatlly i live in the city now though. :(
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marrissa
how can a girl pee standing???? i mean it's so weard! 4 me :)
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