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I was going to say a dozen but I've farted twice while typing my response.
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LMFAO
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My personality being what it is, you might imagine I'd be the kind of person to not only count them but to keep a detailed colour-coded chart on the wall. I'm disappointed in myself that I don't do this. I'm going to start doing it and will get back to you.

For now, though, I think most days are double figures, but we've all had those days when we've eaten something starchy like crisps/chips. I bet I've gone over a hundred some days.
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@: dappled
*Eagerly awaiting the results

:P
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@: dappled
I imagine you'd be the kind of person to sniff them and smile. Being a cat I can't as it blocks my tiny nostrils up :(
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acl
Oh my god Lmfao I can't stop laughing:o
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@: dappled
you sound like my kinda friend!
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I have never counted and I think it varies from day to day.
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I don't fart, I am female. But if I do then I do it in my cats face.
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Youre all class.
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http://memegenerator.net/instance/21579451
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@: dom180
Hahahaha legend.
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"Walked into the room you know you made your cat's eyes burn"
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Haha lmao!
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From sun-up to sun-down, its one long expulsion.
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I, like most people, don't keep count of that.

I am interested to know YOUR answer though, O.P.
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I refuse to count and nor do I like to acknowledge them...
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as much as possible, dont like feeling all blown up inside
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Thats just Irresponsible, who doesn't keep track of there gas leakage? I even name them before they dissipate into thin air. I would hope its no less than 864 but I could be reaching-too-far with a number like that. I'll be more realistic, 843.
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Aleks85
I don't count and it probably varies day to day depending on
specific variables.
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alv1592
I've never once farted in my life:)
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@: alv1592
I curse you! Now in some time soon you'll become a farting machine!?
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Depends on what I had to eat.
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Lolz I can honestly say I have no idea. Maybe once or twice? I am not a very gassy person.
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I don't count =/

I voted 11+ though, that sounds about right.
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What kind of question is this ? LOL
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It varies a LOT. for the last couple of weeks it's usually been like 0-3 times but for a while it was probably more within the realms of 20-30. I have no idea why.
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Why would you count your farts? oh and every body who picked 0 are lieing cuz if its true there ass bust explode in a giant storm of farts/shats.
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Im not sure because a lot of mine turn out to be sharts when I push too hard. Do sharts count or just farts?
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