Oh I just don't like having it. I have to shave quite often or else I will grow an out of control bushy beard and sometimes I wish I didn't have facial hair so I didn't have the hinderence of shaving :)
I know right! lolz I never want to eat Ramen noodles again like I did in college every single meal! That sucked! I was in the city so I couldn't have a garden, and I was in a dorm room so I had no freezer for my deer!
I wish for happiness. I learned long ago from a cartoon that, that is the best option. You see theres a beautiful dove and some catches it. The dove says if you let me go I'll grant you a wish. The man wishes for money and beauty. The dove grants it and leaves. The man dies a sad and lonley life and in the end you see the picture of the dove in a heart saying wish for something pure, like happiness. I was really young when I saw it but everytime I have to wish for something I always remember that story (Not told exactly like that but somewhat) and pick happiness. If I had to choose something from your poll I'd choose gain wieght because that is utterly impossible for me to do.
Dancing on the moon, please. It's my fondest wish. But that'll never happen so I'll wish for people to listen to me. But that'll never happen either so I'll go for the sandwich. You know where you are with a sandwich. I might even choose bacon because I'm in a very strange mood and I fancy breaking a few rules. Actually, no, meatball. That's what I want. Meatball sandwich.
Maybe about two I wouldn't mind running in to, but the majority of the users here I wouldn't want to meet at all, I would see no point in it. Regardless, I'm sure the majority think so of me aswell.
I actually grew one for my ex, shaved it off, stuck it to paper and glued a wooden stick to it, so she could hold it in front of her mouth and pretend she had a beard. She probably still has it (and doesn't deserve it). If I ever get it back off her, you can have it. :)
Hehe! If someone on this site can confess that they want to post some of their underwear to me, I think I should be allowed to mail my beard-sticks. I can just say they were a typo and I meant bread-sticks. :D
You know, you've just invoked my mischievous side. I'm going to make another beard-stick, pick an address at random out of the phone book, and send it them in the mail. Hmm... you can't get arrested for that, can you?
Heh! I feel like you've locked yourself in a bathroom cubicle and I'm bounding around outside like an excited puppy, wondering who you are and when you're coming out.
Hehe! It's totally the kind of thing I'd do. I used to anonymously post awful books to my friends or just bizarre books like "The Pocket Guide To Tank Warfare" and inside sign it, "Just in case you ever need it - Love from Saddam".
Of course. I, of all people, should know what happens to something when you spill water on it and feed its offspring after midnight. 0=) Sassyfrassy could vouch for that. ;)
I voted for not shaving. It's so time consuming, and a pain in the butt, even though I still do it anyway lol. I wish I could see where my life will take me in ten years. Or I wish that I will never develop Alzheimer's disease. It's destroyed who my grandpa was, and it's caused a great stress on my family, and I don't want to put any more family members through that.
No, it's physical. :(
Heart's happy. :)
If I had to choose something from your poll I'd choose gain wieght because that is utterly impossible for me to do.
but seconded....
out of the listed options though: I wish i could dance on the moon.
All the other things, i can work on or accomplish myself if i put work into them(especially the sandwich. OP wouldn't know how i like it anyway)
What flavor?
You know, you've just invoked my mischievous side. I'm going to make another beard-stick, pick an address at random out of the phone book, and send it them in the mail. Hmm... you can't get arrested for that, can you?
http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-to-have-a-wig-stick-62231/
nothing to see here...
Arf! Arf!
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My sense of direction must be getting worse. At least I found a friendly face. Or... cubicle door. :P
*Opens drawer and takes voodoo doll out. ◣‿◢
And not use it to make me writhe in agony? :P
Sassyfrassy could vouch for that. ;)
Oh, only if you wish me not to. ;P
"But everyone would die and blah blah it's bad..."
Yup, that's why I would love it.