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In every story about genies people always make the wrong wishes. Instead people should wish for abilities.
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healing powers would be lovely
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@: splashy
It would be great, but I think you'd have to keep it a secret and heal people without their knowing. Can you imagine how impossible it would be to have a normal life if people knew you could magically heal them?
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yes the crowds outside your house day and night
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Dad
Superman. As it entails most things but he can fly as well.

I'd like to walk up the streets of the Middle East with I Hate Allah on my shirt, and a big target picture on the back (just for laughs).

Pretty sure I'd rule the world, good or bad I'm not too sure, it would just be my way, or get out of the way. If war started (or any wars that are on) I'd decide who's right and make them win. There would be no patriotism, if I felt a country was right they'd win.

Oh I'd destroy all churches too, because I like doing good things as well.
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to you who voted for immortality
it's all fine for the first 684 years then it starts to repeat over and over and over then you start to beg for death it sucks
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The ability to fall asleep when I wanted would be a lifesaver. Failing that, omnipresence or instantaneous travel (especially in space).
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@: dappled
Also, skinless grapes. Peeling those little buggers to make grape juice is more effort than it is worth.
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@: dappled
And a robot that tidies your house silently while you sleep.
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@: dappled
And the robot has to be cute and randy and equipped with stuff.
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@: dappled
And a tap which dispenses fizzy water.
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@: dappled
We're still working on that.
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@: dappled
Why wouldn't you just mash them up or throw them in a blender or something?
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Heh, that was the first thing I tried when I bought a food processor. The skins break down into a kind of pulp that tastes like vegetation.

I could do with a fruit press. That would work. Then I could chuck the skins away. Or I could do what the French do; put them all in a bucket, take my socks off and jump around the hell all over them. :D
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@: dappled
That sounds like fun :)
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For Italy to lose.
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Well... at least they didn't win. I'm so confident that Spain will get past the group stage that I'll offer to perform a forfeit of your choice if the worst happens!
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Mind control, definitely mind control.

Teleportation was a close second.

Time travel for third.
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The mind control is working, I am in your power.
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Woohoo!

Go get me a Mountain Dew :|
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*Hands you a Mello Yello*

You need to work on your new power.
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*Opens Mellow Yellow and gets sprayed...

Hey!
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hahha your powers never worked!
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Teleportation. It's a childhood dream I can't let go.
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Turn me into a cat
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Imortality, then I can become more intelligent to the level I could wish for, popularity, experience the future, and so on.
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@: ItDuz
You can fix ignorance, but you can't fix intelligence.
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@: Anime7
The more time someone has, the more intelligent they become. I am in no way dumb, but if anyone with an average working mind was giving an unlimited time to progress their mind, they would become far more intelligent.
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@: ItDuz
You would become less ignorant about a lot of things. But there are somethings that I don't think you would be able to solve.
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I would like the ability to grant my own wishes!

I think I just did the whole inifinite wishes wish but in the confines of your abilities only wish poll.
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I have always day dreamed about that!
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That I was born male...
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I cannot speak from experience, but I know it's not easy being female.
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Well it isn't when you wish you were born male.
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I was agreeing with you?

Biggest disadvantages being the monthly periods, employment discrimination, and limited shelf-life. Oh, and if I changed to being a woman I would really miss not being able to pee standing up.

But with the wonders of technology a sex change is technically feasible and doesn't require wishing.
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But you need money to get a sex change, and secondly you could die.
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Power of flight.
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sassafrassi
Universal linguist. Sure I could have chosen immortality but unless I have another special power I'd rather not.
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I would say teleportation but then I'm afraid that I'll become very lazy and in turn very fat. I think I'll go with super speed.
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The abiltiy to clone every sexy man I come across...and then they out with each other...and then I be happy :)
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I would like to be able to read peoples minds. The financial potential is limitless there, hell you could become a millionaire playing poker for 2 or three weeks a year! And that would make you literally the best in the world at picking up women, it would be stupidly fun! Also, think about how much trouble you could talk yourself out of!
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It might be disturbing being able to read peoples minds. Imagine catching the stray thoughts of a family member, finding out peoples deep dark secrets. There's a chance you might get so disheartened by people you'd end up shunning society and living as a recluse.
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That is a whole side of it that i thought about before posting. It is a very real possibility that i would be scared of! I think in would be up to taking it on, and we would see!
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i'd like to have the ability to control fate itself...
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I,d wish for 1000 more wishes, failing that, time travel. Would be nice to go back in time and fix up all my fuck ups
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Id wish that every wish I thought would become a reality , I wish this person was gone they would dissepear , I wish everyone loved me and they did , I think god I wish I had a hott lover and BOOM thier is is . Make myself a GOd .
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Mind control, easily. All of the others could either be obtained through mind control, or do not interest me.
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Ah, but you couldn't become fully omniscient with mind control. If you were omniscient, you would know everything everyone is thinking. And omniscience would give you the power to achieve anything else.
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Well I don't want to be omniscient any more than I want to be immortal. Also, knowing what people are thinking doesn't let you control them.
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Oh, mind CONTROL. I read it as mind-reading for some reason... Hmm... I may be stretching it, but true omniscience would give you the know-how to convince anybody to do whatever you want. Eh?
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But I don't think you can make people do everything just with convincing. It would take a lot more in some cases. Mind control doesn't have that problem, and you don't have to put up with knowing everything.
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immortality, it would give me time to figure out the others
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I want mutant healing power like wolverine has :)
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To your list I would add power, but as lists go it was good.
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