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It's funny because America couldn't even come close to taking over the world, unless they Nuked 70% of it.
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All drugs are now legal.Cause people can do whatever fucked up shit they want to their bodies.

Gays? They get every damn right like evry hetero in the country.

No more lobbyists.

Religionshave to pay taxes too.

No more fighting or sending money to the middle east.Bringin th eboys home.

Stricter gun laws so billy bob the schitzi red enck can't get a sniper rifle but jane the college kid in new york can protect herself.

All those jobs we sent overseas are coming back.

more funding to the school systems and colleges.

Universal health care.

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I put, take over the world...But what I would do is, learn all the government secerents, not tell anyone, then (once the 24 hours are up)just blackmail the government to get whatever i want.
Made!
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wigsplitz
Yeah you'd be golden till they kill you which would probably happen within 5 minutes!
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Yeah, I thought of that...But it would almost be worth the risk.
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There is a price on your head.
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Lol some of these are kinda funny!!!
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Legalize gay marriage.
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The HIV rate would skyrocket!
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Yumaniac
Yay! I'd vote for you:)
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i would unify the world under the russian flag and anyone who would dare stand in my way would get nukes and i would have all charities destroyed coz im sick of people throwing cancer and hungry people down the worlds throatand after the world is under russian rule id then order the army to kill everyone in each country and finally to wipe of the flith which is the human race id simultaneously set off all nuclear missles thus ending the world!! YAY
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Bring home our troops
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Genocide, bitches! I wouldn't deplete the entire population, just most of it. Then I would make every women get a mandatory hysterectomy after having 1 child. And I would grant public assistance to those who don't have children, and deny it to those who have a kid.
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wigsplitz
Well that's assuming the president can actually do anything-he can't really.

But if I could, I'd order massive housing projects to be built in some miserable ultra rural place like Nebraska or North Dakota and take everyone who's on welfare and in public housing who doesn't work and make them live there.

I'd make large tax incentives for working people with no kids.

I would do a huge review of the Disability/SSI system.

I'd legalize drugs.

I'd set up free birth control centers and offer $$ to a limited # of people who opt for permanent sterilization.

I'd order the immediate execution of murderers in cases where there were at least 2 credible witnesses or was caught on video or confessed to and found to be credible. I'd also ask for the death penalty for child molesters in some cases unless they agreed to castration.

I'd give Texas back to Mexico.

I've got my eye on South America too, I'd try to grab a piece of it. It's got great potential.
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carolann
You can't even get a decent tour of the white house in one day.
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Ban the use of oil for transport or energy.
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@: dappled
Then you may as well ban transport and energy.
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Not really. There are plenty other alternatives, albeit, mostly less effective and under researched (for now) options.

Anaerobic digestion
Antimatter
Atomic batteries
Atomic energy
Banki turbine – hydro power, like overshot
Battery (electricity)
Bioalcohol
Biodiesel
Biodiesel production
Biofuel
Biogas
Biomass
Bio-nano generator
Bitumen
Breeder reactor
Bubble fusion – a nuclear fusion reaction hypothesized to occur during sonoluminescence, an extreme form of acoustic cavitation.
Coal
Coal mining
Cold fusion
Combustion
Compound turbine--two axle, steam
Deep lake water cooling
Dyson sphere
Energy tower
External combustion engine
Spoked flywheel
Fischer-Tropsch process
Flywheel (storage)
Francis turbine
Fuel cell
Fuel efficiency
Fusion power
Gas turbine
Gasohol
Geothermal exchange heat pump
Geothermal heating
Geothermal power
Green building
Green power
Grid energy storage
Heavy crude
Heliostat – device that tracks the movement of the sun
Helium-3
Hot-Dry-Rock – method to produce geothermal power in places where there is little underground water
Human power
Hydrocarbon
Hydroelectricity
Hydrogen economy
Hydropower
Implosion
Kaplan turbine
Liquid nitrogen economy
Methane clathrate
Methanol
Methanol economy
Natural gas
Natural gas field
Natural gas vehicle
Nuclear energy
Nuclear fusion
Nuclear reactor
Nuclear reprocessing
OTEC – Ocean thermal energy conversion
Oxidation
Peat
Perpetuum Mobile
Photovoltaics
Piezoelectricity
Pneumatics – compressed air
Products based on refined oil
Propellant
Pumped-storage hydroelectricity
Pyrolysis
Renewable energy
Savonius wind turbine – wind
Small hydro
Solar box cooker
Solar cell
Solar chimney
Solar panel
Solar energy
Solar power satellite
Solar thermal energy
Solar updraft tower – large version of the solar chimney concept
Solid fuel
Sonoluminescence – the emission of short bursts of light from imploding bubbles in a liquid when excited by sound.
SSTAR
Steam turbine
Stirling engine
Straight vegetable oil
Stranded gas reserve
Sulfur-iodine cycle
Sustainable design
Synfuel
Syngas
Tar sands
Tesla turbine
Thermal depolymerization
Thorium
Tidal power
Transmutation
Turgo turbine – impulse water turbine designed for medium head applications
Tyson turbine – for river flow harnessing
UASB
Uranium
Vacuum energy
Vibration energy scavenging
Vortex energy
Water turbine
Wave power
Wind energy
Wind farm
Wind turbine
Wood fuel
Wood gas
Zero-point energy

Just a few :P
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Jackblue
I would make a law where u can just go by a girl (age must be 25+) with huge and fine breast and u could just like touch them for 3 seconds and not like sexually assault them but it would be more like a friendly handshake. can u imagine how happy every god damm gay on earth would be :D and those who want to obey this rule just put a sticker on their clothes where it stands "TOUCH AT WILL :D"

Then after that i would just sell stuff like texas(if possible) and take all the money into resarch to colonize mars!

After that i would nuke earth and BE LIKE AWWW YEEAAAAHHH
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Very little, it's only 24hours.

and this drbuttplug guy is already starting to piss me off.
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um steer the ship, its only a day after all, maybe start a lottery one buck a week, call the Hope Chest lottrery and distribute to the poor and hope i dont get assassinated
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littlecrazymouse
if i were as rich as mr.obama i could move to america finally! hurray, beer for everyone!
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id release the hounds! on no one in particular.
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I would be honest and announce on national TV that, "Shit happens and sex sells."
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If you elect me, Everyone gets a million dollars!!!!! And yes i mean it! And gas would be $1.50 a gallon!
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1.End the War on Drugs
2.Bring all Military forces back to the US
3.Heavily Tax US companies that use foreign labor
4.Increase Import Taxes
5.Fess up to the existence of UFO's
6.Do away with Immigration Laws [foreigners can work in the US but must pay higher taxes and get no refunds]
7.Send the Hubble Telescope Out into Space to send pics back instead of crashing it back to Earth
8.Legalize all Drugs but let companies impose their own rules on drug usage and drug testing.
9.Shrink Congress in half
10.Legalize Gay Marriage and Polygamy
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i would take over the world at whatever cost. even video games. also obama can stuff it. he cant even give out his real birth certificate. what happened to a birth certificate must be presented before running for president. Obama will be banned from America FOREVER!
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Change the laws (please explain)


Make every state adopt new gun laws:

1) Open Carry allowed in public

2) Concealed Carry allowed with license

3) Make any business that wants to ban guns put up a sign similar to Texas's 30.06 sign

4) Do away with "permit to buy" and "waiting period" BS. And remove any bans on hi-cap mags.

5) Reciprocal CCW for all states.
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Why would anyone choose "Bring all the people in poverty to US so they can have a better life"? There are already more than enough people leeching off welfare in the U.S. Why would we want to import more lazy bums?
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Sit down and work out where all USA $$$$$$$$ have gone and try to get the economy back again. Wonder what the hell hell happened to the Great USA
Make sugar and fat illegal...with prison sentences.
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tox
Go defcon 1, then a few minutes later put lol jk on everyones tv screen.
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Make all drugs legal. That way, meth heads die faster and I don't have to hear them complaining for the rest of my life.
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Maskedbandet93
Kill the Bullies , kill the stuck up snobs , kill the violent stuck up snobs make friends with the surviving population.
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I'd fuck hilary clinton Woof.
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If possible fire the entire government and have a complete re-election. The US must be going broke for a reason. Need some fresh heads in office.
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I would nuke the world and let the apes take center stage. Change.
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dumb ass the apes would die too. jeez, does no one look at the negatives of using fucking nukes? lets go back 100 years
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SFE11795
Bring sharia law
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Give George W Bush and Dick Cheney the death penalty.
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No, give it to Pelosi and Jimmy Carter, two of the most evil politicians in American history.
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That's gotta be a troll.. what the hell??!?!
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Jimmy Carter and Pelosi should be locked up for treason. Carter did more damage to the U.S. that any other president of at least the past 100 years.
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