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If you were reincarnated as an inanimate object which would you be?
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If you were to die, but instead of being brought back to life as a human being or an animal, you were brought back as an object, with the ability to feel pleasure/enjoyment from doing your major function as that object, which of the following would you choose? Your lifespan would be dictated from the time you were put to use to the time you are discarded/thrown away.
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Comments (37)
Do I get to choose my owner if I pick dildo?
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hahaha. Nope, inanimate objects don't pick their owners, their owners pick them.
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I will go with slinky. I can't risk going up some hairy guy's ass.
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Haha yeah the dildo is so tempting but such a gamble lol
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A Plushie... I'd get cuddled all the time, my owner treated me good and I'd have an awesome life^^
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Good idea.
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Yeah no... my brothers did terrible thing to plushies. Just pray that you wouldn't get any owners like them. XD
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A lamp. I would like to give light to those who need it. :)
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A stuffed animal!
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You must be a cuddler lol
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yes ma'am I am.
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Ouch! I am a woman now?
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Oooooooooops. I don't know your gender!
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*looks down, sees penis* Male. LOL It's cool.
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Off your list...hammock.

Not on your list...a diamond.
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I laughed too hard when I saw dildo as the first choice. I laughed harder at the comments right below it. I chose dildo. I'M WILLING TO TAKE THE RISKS.
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A mannequin in a women's dressing room.
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I would want to be reincarnated as a violin. Someone will always play me and keep me content. :)
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A Violin.
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is being a cheesesteak an option
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I'd want one which lasts a long time, and which is used often, so I'd get the most enjoyment. I chose Cinema Screen, because they don't seem like things you'd throw away quickly, and they're used pretty often. I considered Hammock and Airplane too.
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Hmmm...vice grips or jumper cables.
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I want to come back as your birdbath.
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Please die right now. I'm filthy.
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Music speaker
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The white house. Not.
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Dildo sounds tempting, but I don't really want to end up in a vagina, risk is too high. xD
I'd want to be something explosive, just because.
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go out with a bang?
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Indeed.
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Gotta go with speaker, Dildo is too risky.
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a toilet
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sweet, id be a dodge viper! A cuda would also be awesome!!!!!
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A dead human body of my former self.

This incarnation, of my former self, on this planet of brain-dead politicos, is becoming frustrating and tiresome.
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A female urinal in an Indian girl college.
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