If you were reincarnated as an inanimate object which would you be?

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If you were to die, but instead of being brought back to life as a human being or an animal, you were brought back as an object, with the ability to feel pleasure/enjoyment from doing your major function as that object, which of the following would you choose? Your lifespan would be dictated from the time you were put to use to the time you are discarded/thrown away.