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IIN that I like to discretely pleasure in public?
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I perfected slipping my hands into my coat or hoodie (loose clothing) pockets and making them look still when really I'm teasing myself to orgasm through my pants. Slow deep breaths are the way to do it. I use nodding off as an excuse to move around with my eyes closed. For really good orgasms I pretend I woke up from a nightmare.
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The popo is gonna be knocking on yo door soon, son
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It's not at all obvious. Seriously I did it beside my sister and she just nudged me every time I almost fell over.
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I think you mean discreetly not discretely?
Discreet means subtle and unnoticeable.
Discrete means separate (the opposite of concrete)
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@: Murun
You know what I meant. Thank you though. Why did you word it that way is what I wonder. You obviously knew what I meant..
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good idea but why not wait until you get home?!? ;-)
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I like the thrill of not getting caught while everyone thinks I'm asleep. My hair is also long enough to cover any eye twitching if I jerk forward.
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jimmythecunt
Try driving on the freeway without pants on and wank to your heart's content!
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Oh yeah, that would greatly contribute to road safety, wouldn't it?
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jimmythecunt
@: Ellenna
Fuck road safety, I do it all the time and have not caused or been in an accident yet!
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I like life.
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jimmythecunt
I like masturbating
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xfg40
I prefer to sit next to young women and gradually move my hand to their breasts or crotch while pretending to sleep. I can jack off to it later, at home.
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KekReptilian
@: xfg40
Have fun getting butt raped in the prison shower.
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@: xfg40
I don't touch anyone but myself.
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@: xfg40
That is sexual assault, assuming they're not consenting to it
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