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IIN that I love when my boyfriend calls me a watermelon during sex?
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During sex my boyfriend calls me a sexy watermelon and likes to pretend that he's fucking a watermelon instead of me. I LOVE it, it turns me on so much. I cum immediately.
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It's normal if it turns both of you on, but if someone said it to me during sex I'd crack up laughing....... now if someone called me a mango that'd be quite different
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@: Ellenna
cheeky mango
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Oooooooooooooh! Nice!!
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@: Ellenna
How about....apricot?
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Nah doesn't do it like mango does
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@: Ellenna
Tangerine???

Oh yea, you fuckin Tangerine! Give it to me!
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No way! Don't you get it, it's mango or nothing
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@: Ellenna
Ohhh ok I see what your doing now you little mango. YOu can't mean that though i'm sure.

But...how are you supposed to do a mango??? it's so fucking small..


Yeah you want that you little tiny fucking mango!?! YOur Just a Hot little Mango are chu??? You take that mango outta the supermarket right this instant and give me some extra slices!!

How is that? Better? worse? 5*'s?
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Fuck_IIN4
Just wait until he replaces you with a real watermelon..............................
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holy shit
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If my boyfriend called me a watermelon during sex, I would dry up like a desert, lol. But hey, if that's what you like..
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Normal. I can't shoot my bisquick unless my lady calls me a sweet potato.
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Yes, it's normal for watermelons to start dripping profusely when somebody has sex with it.
Not normal for one to be able to create an account on a forum and ask questions
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Fuck sake!
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No, fuck watermelon.
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Wtf
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Wrapped
Watermelon.
https://goo.gl/QnzXUF
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Hard and green on the outside, pink and tasty on the inside. Wait... green?
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sorry, i don't speak watermelon.
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I have been called that myself because I'm always moist and juicy
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cunt_eater
You arent moist and juicy at 57 years old , so don't flatter yourself and pat yourself on the back.
Females in their 50's are all dried up.
Just like men in their 50's get ED.
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That's a man role playing as a woman just so you know dude.

Wait aren't you like 60 something? Lmao.
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cunt_eater
@: rep9
Arent you like retarded something ?
LMFAO
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Calm down limpy.
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cunt_eater
@: rep9
Grow up Douche bag MOFO , gay blade flamer.
If you have a cock , spit it out , it doesn't belong to you.
LMFAO.
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You don't know anything about older women, do you?
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